You have mastery over all instruments and can play anything flawlessly from memory
but
You cannot speak
I will not


gaben is lief fore me9 years ago
I could rap no problem i rap everyday

Prison_Realmlast year
Wouldn't you just. Roast the shit out of someone, if you started talking shit?
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Esther Young12 years ago
Actually the human voice IS an instrument. So if I couldn't speak I could still sing!

YellowCandy84322 years ago
omg its DOLAN DUCK
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Siddington9 years ago
Does mastery at a microphone count? If so, I can still speak, just always singing...

TheKid138 years ago
Hell yeah, I"d love to be good at the guitar and drums. I don't need to talk to people anyways. People suck.

greendogtrain8 years ago
*raps slowly*

Rlleu9 years ago
That's what whiteboards are for.

SpecialK32910 years ago
Sign language, bitches!

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
I'll just have my music speak for me.

SamGamingxD9 years ago
I was just about to write that :D

Kayton Yan12 years ago
sona

Devin Berte12 years ago
So I'm Sona? Worth it for them titties...

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
No, you remain Devin Bertle.

Jennifer Rose Burrows12 years ago
But I have a feeling I know someone who WOULD press the button...ahem Alex Hogancamp.

Yamcha-Black8 years ago
I would forever carry around a trumpet . When I enter a room "Toot toot To TOOT". Or play we are number one at any contest I win.

Jacksewageeye9 years ago
I love instruments, I'm in band at my school!

Andre Moglione12 years ago
Just saying, most of the best video characters in this day and age of time. Don't speak, are totally mime but are bad-ass. If they can make it, so can I ;3

iEmerald9 years ago
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Taco_Axo6 months ago
Is a microphone a instrument

Dakota Blake Hibbard12 years ago
For sure!

FrederickJhYih5 years ago
I'll use it to create a wireless keyboard hidden in my trousers pocket at once! I want to do this long time ago!!!type on the phone"s sooooooooooooo stupid and inefficient!

Wwefan123459 years ago
I could just write on paper BITCHES

XenanJoltz9 years ago
i wish... this would be perfect

jamie20069 years ago
i'll just sing

Wonyenners11 years ago
I'd speak through my music. People would remember me for centuries to come, maybe millennia. Done deal. Next question please!

DragonEXE8 years ago
Speak in hands

Jana Geßner12 years ago
Omg yes *-*

PaulKilgore8 years ago
I'll just use my guitar to speak for me, like Peter Frampton. And learn sign language.

RedDeadBoy9 years ago
Personnaly . I play the piano . And i think sometimes why did god gave us the ability to speak and not play the piano . Much more wise , propre and beautiful !

DontPressButton8 years ago
... Just get that voice pad thing

THE GREAT PAPYRUS9 years ago
k lmao

Chorgenlast year
I can talk, not speak

AyaMayume10 years ago
Not enough of a downside to hit the No button. YES!

LoneDragon7 years ago
I like keeping to myself and let"s leave it at that, and anyway, it gives me another excuse to learn sign language!

Celia Ace9 years ago
I prefer writing.

Malory MuffinProof Hayle12 years ago
I cannot speak anyway, SO...

Nicoxtremo8 years ago
Sona

Bubblegum77pet9 years ago
So? Some people are born mute they seem to be doing OK you can still write right?

im here to comment9 years ago
no one liked my voice anyways

Ceelive_5545 months ago
"you cannot speak" is not a downside due to the existence of sign language

Dark Lord9 years ago
well vocal chords are counted as a natural human's instrument. So talking is playing an instrument. LOOPHOLE!!!

BabyWooWoo4 years ago
true

proudharto9 years ago
So trumpet of the swan? I seem to remember him having a pretty great life

sexuallyactivemememaker8 years ago
o shit fuck it Imma lose my voice to be able to play All-Star on a tuba

SonofaBatman9 years ago
I can Steven Hawkins this shit as replace every other artist there is and be rich as hell....hell they would make a movie like Ray about me.

vorpike10 years ago
fame, fortune, delivering music to the world, at a small price and you can still communicate in other ways

GodzillaSenpai 9 years ago
But if I can't speak I can get a voice box or like something to speak for me

Berzerkerboy07158 years ago
I can master guitar and bass, and I don't talk to people anyways, but I have a badass voice, and I can impersonate a lot of people, hmm...

BradyStover589812 months ago
So Blue Man Group? Hell yeah.

DavidStothers8 years ago
SOLRESOL!

skyblueocean9 years ago
Speak suck

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Karlaa6 years ago
Have People not heard of sign language?
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