This would have been a harder choice if it was the two closest nonspouse friends you have. The way it's worded I'm just going to pick two friends I was not too close with or I already might never see again.
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Vergeltung11 years ago
Do facebookfriends count?
Cady_cookie10 years ago
Hopefully!
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Firehawk1711 years ago
Me:oh hi you want to be friends? Random person: sure. Me:ok well I don't want to see you ever again
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Javongod4 years ago
What is friend you speak of
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Pun-geonKeeper10 years ago
Excuse me sir, but this word you used, "friends," appears to be in a different language. I prefer to call them, "Fucking idiots" because they actually thought my friendships are sincere. Bye, motherfuckers!
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Ava Leeser Marlo13 years ago
befriend two people
then ditch them
"baiiiiii suckerzzzz"
Pick 2 friends you met online. According to PSN I have over 200 friends I have never met gave to face and probably never will
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DevPatel9 years ago
Well I just make an enemy a friend and then you never see them, BAM WIN WIN
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AdInfinitum9 years ago
I want to be single forever, thanks but no thanks. Also, all my friends except two are cats and a) it"s fun to argue with the human ones and b) cats are life.
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Memes329 years ago
Just ditch the friends that you hate
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Anthony Gaoo Perez13 years ago
>Make friends with 2 people you randomly meet
>Forget about them a week later as normal
>Get perfect spouse
>??????
>Profit
Declan-R-Witlox4 years ago
Whats the fourth step? I really want to know
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Jack Staniforth13 years ago
just two not very close friends :P
Fnaf 4511 years ago
Lol
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Kaleah Renee Claxton13 years ago
2 ""friends""? >:3
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Jess Hallowell13 years ago
make friends with two of my worst rivals.
problemo solved.
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Michelle Delgado13 years ago
Choose the 2 annoying friends
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Michael smith10 years ago
I would be ok with this considering I'm a loner and... I'm all alone and shit.
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catbot200012 years ago
Do long lost friends count?
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Meep111 years ago
No
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Thea19 years ago
I have no friends
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Dfender11 years ago
1. internet exists you can talk to them just not see them it's k
2. make 2 useless friends
3. talking about a "friend"... FB friend :D or a friend in a video game its totally k
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sambob2329 years ago
i have no friends
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EncrustedDagger11 years ago
Nope. I hate immortality
Thatmovingdeadthing10 years ago
Word.
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Randomguynuberwhoevencares10 years ago
I don't even have two friends.
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aeden102811 years ago
Umm what if u two friends u hate
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Wildwille5 years ago
One of my friends I hate him and the other is one I’m always annoyed of
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Avatardeath206510 years ago
I don't have friends
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Johan Santillan13 years ago
Not that hard of a decision who i would choose
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MariaZanith10 years ago
It"s already happened soo WAIT I DONT WANT TO BE IMMORTAL CRAP.
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PowerPikachu11 years ago
Lose 2 semi-close friends to gain a wife. It's a deal!
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kurokamibe6 years ago
said no, because i dont have the right to be immortal without God will(he would give those anyways if i was rightfull) and i shouldnt sacrifice 2 friend for that
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rawr205310 years ago
I have exactly 2 so called friends that I would gladly get rid of.
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KodaKada279 years ago
Wait... BEING IMMORTAL SUCKS!
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tristanhasabucket11 years ago
i dont have any freinds anymore so ya
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Ellama8 years ago
Lol two of my friends are moving so im prob not gonna seee em so bye Lily and Misa
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Wildclaw11510 years ago
choose 2 you don't see
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The_Rebel_11 years ago
i have two ('Friends') that i despise
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CLN4 months ago
哇塞随便选俩人说是朋友不炸了hhh
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Bubble-kun10 years ago
Goodbye, Oscar and David...
(cue evil laughter)
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Isle the Panda12 years ago
It didn't say what KIND of friends.
I
CHOOSE
MY
FRENEMIES
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Waffle91110 years ago
Suddenly im friends with those 2 jackasses that i used to just absolutely hate
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Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics11 years ago
President: I dont have friends i have family and fans.
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PoutineChaude3 years ago
easiest press
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Temnai10 years ago
Ok, well I am still technically friends with someone I knew back in elementary school who now lives in China. Not like I was going to see him again anyways, now I just gotta find one more.
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