Will You Press The Button?

235x012 months ago

1th, get fact manipulation. 2th set "The omniverse is real and everything is in it except 'The source'" 3th set 'The omniverse's real name is "a gas station's bathroom"' 4th gift myself the superpower to travel to anywhere including fictional universes....[Show full comment]

Hell0699 months ago

Literally who says “1th”

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duckbutt9 years ago

1 a portal to a world made of anime. 2 magic powers 3 a girlfriend. 4 an awesome house called "a gas station`s bathroom". 5 an unlimited supply pouch with water, food and weapons.

fweet67last year

hahahah

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Kittenclaw9 years ago

1. My dream house called "a gas station's bathroom" 2. God powers 3. Unlimited money 4. The ability to create dimensions any way I like 5. Senpai will notice me

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Fuck you anime lovers.

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DerpyKitten8 years ago

Unlimited supply of wishes. I wish that the downside would go fuck off so I don't need to live in a bathroom. I still have 4 choices, plus unlimited wishes.

hotball13 years ago

I will use infinite money to expand the gas station’s bathroom into a mansion estate.

endertux4 years ago

pay them to make that bathroom a paradise

StoryFell_Charisk4 years ago

It doesn't even say you have to STAY there, its just where you live.

Ben Neuwirth12 years ago

Just renovate using the unlimited money you have

jackohans53 years ago

You'll still have to live there while it"s renovated, pee on the floor and all.

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Temmie!9 years ago

A SUPER bathroom!!!

belle297 years ago

"of 5 thing"

goldshark7 years ago

Had no idea what it meant so I said no to be safe.

Dominatork1019 years ago

Im dead

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

BITCH MAKE THAT GAS STATION'S BATHROOM A MOTHAFUCKIN CASTLE!!

Andythetitan9 years ago

Yeah boi

Reece Colin12 years ago

just use some magical shit to make it the TARDIS "its a lot bigger on the inside"

Alessandro M Fonte Combes12 years ago

You just need unlimited money. Buy the whole gas station and build fucking Hogwarts around the bathroom.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Yeyeyey!!! Someone who understands me!

Kirk Tucker12 years ago

Doesn't exclude magic items....

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Money. The other four things would be superfluous.

Will Howard12 years ago

houses

Cody Mattson12 years ago

So I just use unlimited money to make the nicer bathroom ever.

Kaytee Coffman12 years ago

well of course I would have an unlimited supply of wizarding camping items. I would pitch the tent that the weasley's used. There we go. No bathroom probs!

Amber McGuire12 years ago

Money, Wifi, snacks, Gasoline, and Shelby Cobras. Plus, some gas station bathrooms are livable and actually nicer than the one I have,

Mahziel Light12 years ago

Just because I live in a gas station toilet doesn't mean I can't go on a trip around the world that never ends and stay in the best hotels thanks to the unlimited money... make my second "thing" knowledge my third thing cells (the ones you're made of ie; i...[Show full comment]

Migdin18 years ago

I WILL HAVE THE BEST BATHROOM THERE IS!!!!!

predatorxsp9 years ago

1 house 2 money 3 ice cream 4 milkshakes 5 canned tuna

Enda9 years ago

me too and is that a vido game or masky and hoddy

Rcubed11267 years ago

Money, food, water, bullets, power.

Godovlite2 years ago

You don't need to sleep there just cause you live there buy a second house

duuu9 years ago

Money to make thr bathroom awesome

Zegger8 years ago

I'll first get moneh. Then I'll pay for renovation and cleaning. Second I'll lock the bathroom so it is only mine. Then infinite doritos, pepsi, unlimited health (never sick) and all bad dragons dildos.

Firecobra259468 years ago

Money,pizza, internet, henchmen, and cuteness for my girlfriend,not that she needs it

tomboy54549 years ago

1.portal to death note 2.my family. 3.house 4.computers 5.to be kira

MeekZ4 years ago

didnt say i could renovate it and pay for it and its still a gas station bathroom even if it looks new

Josho taco10 years ago

One of them will be money. I would build a gas station with a luxury bathroom.

Donderpants9 years ago

FORBES- SHELL SUDDENLY PURCHASED, MASSIVE RENOVATIONS TAKING PLACE- SHELL IS NOW A DRIVE THRU CASTLE.

Faridomaks7 years ago

No freaking way never

connermckay8 years ago

Move out after 2 seconds

austinqc9 years ago

heheheheheh.... got some big plans

GoFlex657 years ago

I want the worlds largest and most beautiful gas station

iiBarfRainbowsii8 years ago

What if you live there, but you also live in a mansion, you CAN have 2 homes you know XD

dankmemes1018 years ago

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RomansDaBoss9 years ago

Unlimited supply of room ;D

jackohans53 years ago

I have an unlimited supply of agency, so I can choose not to live in the gas stations bathroom, I just have some sort of obligation for some reason to go there. Thereby I still "Have to live in a gas station"s bathroom" but don't actually have to live in a...[Show full comment]

GlowingLemons10 years ago

phone games on the toilet (à¸‡ Í ° ÍŸÙ„Íœ Í¡°)à¸‡

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

Also unlimited supply of wishes. I wish for the most awesome gas station's bathroom ever.

Donutsu5 years ago

STEP 1: Buy and renovate a gas station so it is both house and functioning gas station. STEP 2: break down bathroom walls and add a curtain instead so it"s a technically a gas station bathroom

Chitown228 years ago

Unlimted supply of houses??

Tytanium247 years ago

Unlimited wishes

BrianRupram8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

J3978 years ago

*cries* I'm too young to die

Tigerlilith9 years ago

With all the money I save I can just buy the gas station then just remake everything over how I want it.

thatdidmeafrighten9 years ago

I'm not understanding the downside

WSJBON-2023last year

如果可以，我想让现实中出现那种经过基因改良的具有部分动物特征的人，这种生物可以在现实中和人结婚并生育，生下来的孩子有几率是这种人，也有几率是正常人具有部分动物的特性。

wowzers9 years ago

money food water life magic powers

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