You could be a dragon
but
Everyone hates you and tries to kill you
I will not


MarkHo_1221last year
i don't want be a dragon :(

KillerKorn689 years ago
#SkyrimProblems

ThePaulDude7 years ago
You do realise that the skyrim dragon ironically frees the person who inevitably kills it right?
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MelodicCodes9 years ago
Where's that commenter spamming about how he turned himself into a dragon or something? You'd think someone like that would be here.

Themauf6 years ago
Well we found one rught here
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TLSCT9 years ago
One perk they should have added is you get a little bigger for every kill. Who else here thinks that would be awesome af?

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
NOOO NOT MY LITTLE PONYYYYYY *dies*
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Lostfeather2378 years ago
Hah, screw the haters

RoDotCom9 years ago
Not Many People Are Gonna Fight A Dragon Anyways

TheGuyThatResponded7 years ago
True

Starbucks lover9 years ago
RAYQUAZA HAHA YA CANT KILL A PROTECTOR OF THE OZONE LAYER NOW CAN YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SilverShadow5257 years ago
No, but you can ban it from Uber Tier

xiFairnessix9 years ago
Ahh easy become a dragon annihilate everyone then keep Justin Beiber and torture him b cuz I h8 Justin beiber

Musicat237 years ago
I think I got cancer from reading this comment.

BeccaSlays9 years ago
Human vs Dragon fire breaths on everyone

Rachel Nicole Farless12 years ago
"try" DOESNT MEAN THEY SUCCEED HAHAHA

Drain8 years ago
Just hide they won't find you
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Samsteel511 years ago
I'M A DRAGON!!! WHO CARES? I CERTAINLY DON'T!

Nawshi9 years ago
I mean you could always just burn them by breathing on them

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
True..

ham26299 years ago
Basically an unloved Natsu.

xX3bodYking99Xx6 years ago
Everyone already hates and tries to kill dragons so no downsides πŸ˜†

Themauf6 years ago
I think the downside then is that you'll be one

ChefBoyardee7 years ago
So what im a fucking dragon

TheGuyThatResponded7 years ago
Wouldn't that happen anyway?

AidanHANSNATA7 years ago
whats the benifit of being a dragon anyway huh ?

RandomGuyOnTheInternet7 years ago
IT"S AWESOME

Drain8 years ago
Kill them simple

Dakittycatman5 years ago
Jeez... The thing that makes this comment even worse is how cute the avatar isπŸ˜‚!

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
The key word is try. It doesn't mean that they will kill you.

rolerfun8 years ago
KILL THEM BACK

That-Narwhal-Tho8 years ago
That means i wont have friends and my family will apparently hate me so i wont care about the casualties 3:) WHICH MEAAANSS I WILL BECOME NOTORIOUS MASS MURDERER, XXXXXXX (ur crazy if u think im putting my name there i know what stalkers are)

BenjaminMurray8 years ago
I just kill people who try to kill me with fire breath

Mystclown8 years ago
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Not-A-Somebody3 years ago
Nobody asked, how is this relevant?
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Shadowdog8 years ago
Who cares if a few haters don't like you YOU"RE A FUELING DRAGON

Themauf6 years ago
"A few", "everyone", what"s the diffrrence?

gohobogo8 years ago
Burns everything

DATBOI698 years ago
YES I AM DRAGON

EZ Gamer 1019 years ago
dragons r awesome

Zzdavid9 years ago
WHATEVER. I WILL BE A FUCKING DRAGON!

Nour10 years ago
I don't want to be a dragon. Plus, I wanted to I can- I'M A FREAKIN' DRAGON! BURN 'EM, FLY AWAY, WHATEVER I WANT. Or just go to China, nobody will dare to touch or harm me there and I'll be treated better than a king

Themauf6 years ago
Sorry, the button says "everyone". That includes China...

Hayden Nelson12 years ago
Become dragon. Wait a thousand years. Find child. Raise child as a dragon. Live in mountain.

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago
But the child will hate you and try to kill you
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Ben Mocarski12 years ago
It's funny because it says you COULD be a dragon, but it isn't 100% guaranteed, and then I look at all the comments, hoping someone else would point this out and everyone is being a dumbass and not seeing this, thinking they would definitely be a dragon. S...[Show full comment]

Themauf6 years ago
That"s... ah... that"s not how this website works. CAN means that you choose if you want to, not that you have only a chance to
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TheMasterofkeys9 years ago
I can just stay flying

Yeetaleet3 years ago
If I'm a dragon, they'll be fucking toasted to a crisp.

jaydwen9 years ago
I could just kill them with my new abilities.

Dayna Morris12 years ago
You'r a dragon! SMUAG TIME!

TheCoolerDaniel4 years ago
Do they do that when I'm human?

dickbuttforever10 years ago
yes simplyrill "tries", keyword "tries"

Finnherostorm7 years ago
pfft

Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago
They won't succeed

Alphagoku9 years ago
I just become the dragon of dragonball Z

Death_359 9 years ago
They won't succeed

Artemisentreri6 years ago
Bring it on

ThisNerd10 years ago
Well. Screw you, then... I'm a dragon! Yer just jealous of my fabulous wings and mah fire skillz!

Quicksilver9 years ago
I'm just gonna eat everyone who enters my cave.

BudgingTurtle747 years ago
So Skyrim

The Egg Emperor11 years ago
Become the Fatalis COME AT ME BRO

Sonochinosademe7 years ago
What if i dress as a maid?

Izaak Earl12 years ago
You could be a dragon... or you could /not/ be a dragon.

Themauf6 years ago
Yes... That"s what"s written there... So what?

Nico546114 years ago
#Darksoulsmoment

morepoop9 years ago
mY DRAGON HAS LARGE TERDSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago
Ewwww😝😝😝😝
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