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skeletraz9 years ago

I make my bones as cold as Bose-Einstein Condensate, strengthening them greatly.

Apollo9243 years ago

Genius.

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TurtleShroom8 years ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but can't I just make my brittle bones colder and freeze until they are not eadily breakable. Ice is sturdy if it gets cold enough.

Liam1232 years ago

Hot or cold?

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Ahuman8 years ago

Death by pebble.

Polypoo4 years ago

This is the third Tim I’ve saw this one

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Ice is a lot stronger in extremely cold conditions (like <-150*C) so I just chill ma bones

CitrusWasTaken3 years ago

genius :0

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Pornflakes9 years ago

#imthenewsub-zero

AwesomeBro4048 years ago

#metoo

Sanstheskelepunton7 years ago

First off where is my super suit then second you’re cold as ice

whomst7 years ago

protein shakes my dude

MJ7777 years ago

Found Walmart Housesuki No Kuni

LegitimateObject9 years ago

Sub Zero anyone?

COSM6N7 years ago

Nope

KnifeandFork3 years ago

*rebuilds bones with more ice*

AssHar8 years ago

While that"s not nICE, I'm pretty chill so I doubt I'll actually break my bones. Snow problem here.

ducky9 years ago

Ice armor

JordanGraham8 years ago

I'll get new bones... SCIENCE!!!

StarSapphire65 years ago

What about artic ice. Turn your bones to that and your good to go.

KarmaOkami7 years ago

I will be called "Minnesota Ice"

EdwardFuller9 years ago

Bones? What are bones? We humans of the future don't have an idea of such a thing, but there's Metal Thresholders. Made with Durasteel!

RandomnessInc7 years ago

Considering I live in Minnesota, I’m immune to cold anyway.

ButtonUnMaster4 years ago

You"re as cold as ice, willing to sacrifice our love

darkdop8 years ago

Ice exoskeleton

Mikuelious7 years ago

I could create myself a frozen armour that never melts and protects my bones. And, like the top commentor "skeletraz" said, I could make my bones super cold and strengthen them.

Dogeness8 years ago

So bassicly become elsa from frozen...

IsaacFalcon7 years ago

This person needs to learn physics

GoldenGamer219 years ago

So become a handicapped elsa? Nope

ducky9 years ago

Make an ice armor around your bones

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

cast an indestructible permafrost spell on your bones to make them unbreakable

Ocelotz8 years ago

My permafrost legs will be unbreakable

MALADY035 years ago

That’s worse than Deku honestly

ConnorT9 years ago

First of all, *fourth. And one fourth the strength isn't that bad. Bones can already take a lot of forces so it's not like you'd have osteoperosis.

threedog647 years ago

Ice heal?

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Im currently writing a book om somerhing like this. Its called snow angel and the main character has ice powers wand wings but brittle bones.

StormageddonRUCB8 years ago

I just want to be elsa

Matix7773 years ago

fourth of regular bone breaking threshold is 1000 Newtons, so a person a bit heavier than 100kg falling on you would crack quite a few bones in your body

Hargl3_Bargl37 years ago

This man sounds like a fucking Knight. “THUS SHANT WE CARE ABOUT OUR MEN..”

Mouldypupz8 years ago

Basically be a slip n slide?

MuseShouldNotBeTrustedWIthButtons7 years ago

So Elsa, but with drawbacks...

FattyTheFat9 years ago

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xPotatoGuy274last year

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Motherfucking8 years ago

So I'm a fucking Articuno, aren't I?

Lolipop1424 years ago

Imagine if you bteal a leg and go to tje doctor. Imagine his face when he opens up your leg...

NavyNash8 years ago

NOPE

RaphaelAlexander8 years ago

I"ve seen enough movies to know it wouldn't go well

Imyourmommy7 years ago

My name Jeff

sonicj019 years ago

make my bones so cold they freeze to absoloute zero making the molucules unable to move probably making it unbreakable

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

I can already control ice and stuff. Well, only in Fall

Jordan Rydzinski12 years ago

Just think though, stubbing a toe would mean its broken, falling and hitting your head would mean that you have a shattered skull.

Dominatork1019 years ago

LOOPHOLE DOBT SAY THE THICKNESS

Zanemiller883 years ago

Never say no to magic

FoodDrinker6 years ago

You guys seen my super suit??

Jason3687 years ago

I would make sentient ice, able to protect me from being hit at all

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So I can have my army of living snowmen who are resistant to heat carry me wherever and do whatever I wish while I sit back and play video games all the time? HELL YA!

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