Will You Press The Button?

PepperoniDUCK7 years ago

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH SEX ITS BETTER THINGS IN LIFE THAN THAT!!!!! LIKE IF YOU PRESS IT YOU CANT HAVE A RELATIONSHIPS WICH MEANS NO FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS EITHER!!!! ._. Im done now XD

Joe_mamafrom0075 years ago

Sex...is good So watch some porn and make your life BIGGS

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oOBlakeOo8 years ago

*Aromantic cackling*

imveryswaggy3 years ago

*thing

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ZakiyahtheHufflecow8 years ago

*Asexual glares*

ShippingTrash8 years ago

Why are y"all so obsessed with sex? Jesus fuck.

Lucario99062 years ago

it sure ain't in my DNA lmao

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MonoCraeta7 years ago

I can just have a lot of one night stands with the same person.

thehelsalife10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

SinonMercer7 years ago

What exactly do you win in this situation?

Sacredsponge8 years ago

Fuck yeah I get to be quagmire form family guy, gettin the bitches and fuckin the money. I didn't say that wrong. I do not have bitches nor money.

Zane Cuttone12 years ago

Charlie Sheen

Frosterboi34 years ago

HIV is AIDS

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Aaron Floyd9 years ago

OK,Taylor Swift, Kim K., Miley Cyrus etc. Who's first?

Prettylittleliar9 years ago

I'm sorry I'm a bitch

annabel89 years ago

I don't want to get pregnant with random people that i one night stand with I would rather get pregnant with someone I'm in a relationship with

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Thank fuck I'm not the only one who remembers that"s a thing spiral.

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shadowfiend0079 years ago

who in the world will want that

SomePerson25693 years ago

27845 people are you blind 😑

Rizingr9 years ago

Why would I want to have one night stands? Btw, GRAMMAR!!!

TDBanimefan9 years ago

Who needs a real relationship.

V2dfq10 years ago

would never let my bf go

Kis BalÃ¡zs Gergely12 years ago

Barney Stinson?

arj4ng2 years ago

Even barney Stinson felt in love

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Bill Teer12 years ago

fuck relationships

Dayna Morris12 years ago

James T. Kirk problems

Jacob Carey12 years ago

Not worth it...at all.

naynayb9 years ago

*Has one night stands with the same person every night*

Klipper11 years ago

Isn't that the life of Charlie sheen?

devilsadvocate6897 years ago

Anyone can have a one night stand but there are no guarantees that youll ever actually have them. It"s just possible. On the other hand you are guaranteed to never have a real relationship.

Litsquadpizza8 years ago

So what the girl is older than me

MarbleCube8 years ago

*cough* Dean Winchester *cough*

InfiniteDooble10 years ago

*continues to have one night stands with the same person*

buttonpresser20178 years ago

SEX CITY BITCHES

Alphawolf Q10 years ago

You 68% are stupid

Gurlimhurting11 years ago

I don't want a real relationship so I'm good

Dman-in-mn7 years ago

Pornstar

Smab9 years ago

I see no downside.

bendymachinadetinta7 years ago

Con alguna amiga 😈

theepicdialga9 years ago

now that's just sounds depressing

EclipseTDS8 years ago

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buttondisaster2 years ago

just one night? the rest days of my life and I will think about it.

RefinedJugs8 years ago

I will never have a real girlfriend anyways

Roz9 years ago

Been there, done that.

Zack M Hampson12 years ago

Isn't that what everyone does already?

DerpyQwerty9 years ago

Dayom bro, you sad.

Raito 9 years ago

So this is my life :D

Robo-Chu8 years ago

Have a one night stand every day :)

NiloGJ8 years ago

DOBLE WIN BITCH

Titan10 years ago

>how I want to live my life

gfluid9 years ago

The 39% of people are stupid. "I'll die alone hur dur! I'll have sex with everyone!" No.

SinonMercer7 years ago

I'm aromantic, so...

dooperer11 years ago

Ayyyyy

xXKelsieXx7 years ago

I WANT A RELATIONSHIP DAMIT

Latooflo7 years ago

Hitler

DAGUYWHOSFLAMIN8 years ago

thats dumb if your in a relationship you can still go on one night stand

SyndicStadtrat9 years ago

Pretty much me, but now with the ability to have one night stands!

Fakeout10 years ago

well, better than nothing

meatloave7 months ago

A hott chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card with my name on it that can't be hacked,lost,stolen ect and had 1.5billion$ on it then we have wild sex and never see or hear from her again

Fabo__HD8 years ago

Now i have to choose between a cool apartment and always wearing a suit or living at a strand house in malibu and wearing bowlingshirts

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