Will You Press The Button?

supahslayah9 years ago

FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)

FreezieNinja7 years ago

I am pastafari lol

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SuperFlameKing032 years ago

This right here is the ultimate victory!

Eastwood8 years ago

Me being a christian, I pressed the button because I want everyone to go to heaven.

Eclater8 years ago

I'm a Christian, so I want to argue with you all, so I'll argue in sign language, and text

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sonicj019 years ago

WRITE IT DOWN AND I WANT THIS SO PEOPLE DONT FUCKING ARGUE ABOUT RELIGION IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH SCIENCE IS THE TRUE RELIGION

Go_Fuck_Yourself7 years ago

Agreed

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Jpokr28 years ago

My belief system is that I am a God and everyone should worship me. Being mute is a small price to pay for ruling the world.

LazarouDave8 years ago

Well..I'm not religious and don't believe in a god. So if me becoming mute ends wars caused by ridiculous ideals, then sure...fuck it I'm down to change the world for the better

yasopp the sniper9 years ago

just cause youre mute doesnt mean you cant speak just get something like steven hawkings voice simulator i would be like all prophets are to have harems of hot women so it is decreed by god

pdharr9 years ago

no god for the price of silence, win win time to be a ninja

Waffle9118 years ago

You can still make noise you just cant talk

Archodus Vaxal9 years ago

I could fix the planet.

UselessCompanion7 years ago

Well at least half way but thats a lot

SinonMercer8 years ago

I barely talk anyway so win-win.

Pokenoob8 years ago

Oh, holy Arceus! (yes, pokemon xD)

SamLindler8 years ago

I hate the comments more than I hate this question. Very annoying shit

theemeraldking2 years ago

I know right

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Too many people would be sacrificed tho

_King_BOO_8 years ago

I know a little sign language so I don't give a fuck

skidmark6348 years ago

I wanna be a mime!

Shadow4wolf9 years ago

Yay! Less idiots and I have a reason not to talk! Wooh!

swag abandoned9 years ago

It makes no sense

Crystal Wall12 years ago

It's the modern age, who needs to speak audibly to communicate? :-)

Mithtian9 years ago

Exxxxactly

Wolf597 years ago

I know how to write/type so im good.

DiabloRidr8 years ago

If I need to say something, all I need is pen and paper, or something I can type words on.

Kaiza8 years ago

Haha non religious respect the religious people. No downside for me

james_parkerlast year

Stephan Hawking.........

Meggie Diana Gillespie12 years ago

I can still type and paint so I would be okay with that.

Apotato7 years ago

The mute who has other ppl speak 4 him

HerdOfTurtles7 years ago

I want everyone to go to heaven

TakeOver 4Fun9 years ago

NOOO I MADE THE MISTAKE OF HITTING NO AN NOW PEOPLE WONT DCOME CHRISTIAN I SHOULDVE THOUGHT THIS OUT!!!!!

Memeber8 years ago

how is it a mistake to not brainwash the entire planet, keeping us from space travel? WE COULD HAVE BEEN EXPLORING SPACE IF IT WASNT FOR YOU CHRISTIAN FUCKS

Blackjack9 years ago

Learn sign language, text, paint, write, etc. Where is the downside?

dannytheyeetmiyster4 years ago

tbh wasn't frisk mute and they freed the entire underground by mercy, determination and flirting.

RedMutant8 years ago

Bernie Sanders is my Lord and savior

Denominator7658 years ago

Lol. Till you run out of money.

Cosmic-button-pusher7 years ago

Although that would be nice, I clicked "I will not" because I believe in free will.

paulcastravete8 years ago

I am atheist, I can do what Dawkins can't

RedBoyWinter 9 years ago

50/50 it's time for "the decider"

Vocatelast year

Well……communism I guess

TigerMunchy8 years ago

Well, I mean, sign language is a thing, and that also means no more religion based homophobia and transphobia, so, I see no downside.

Jpokr27 years ago

Just a heads up not everyone understands sign language.

saladxomq7 years ago

Write what your gonna say down. boom! Problem solved.

Scrudgiegamer8 years ago

you can speak in sign language or write down what you say on something. so where"s the downside?

FUCKING USERNAMES9 years ago

Sparta ftw

KittyKatGurl7 years ago

I don't want that tho

TheThunderChicken8 years ago

Just think how many lives would be saved if the whole world didn't care about religion

Rashad 'Cap' Shane12 years ago

Black Bolt...

RaresCioteaYTB4 years ago

There it says that you become mute, but it does not say that you will remain like this all your life!

MikeShatter7 years ago

i can tell them about shrek

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