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You get the ability to fly at super speed...
but
...you will be lonely for the rest of your life.
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Maharid9 months ago
Do this power come with protection? If not death will be super fast.

FOXMCP7 years ago
It doesnt make a difference to me. I have no friends

CrazyPyro5 years ago
The only problem with being faster than light is you can only live in darkness

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Yes me sanic

Poppycorn9 years ago
Jokes on you I'm already lonely

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Or is it
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Leo Davies12 years ago
Who gives a crap about love when you're flying at SUPER SPEED.

TheEGG5 years ago
The big brain is big
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Rocket0467 years ago
*crashes into bird and plummets onto the ground*

BIGDUCKNERD7 years ago
soo yeah love SUCKS and I would love to FLY TO SCHOOL

booyah9 years ago
you can just fly to your family

Megan Oliveira12 years ago
isn't that the doctor? ( fly in the tardis but super lonely)

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago
I said n because, who knows how fast super speed could be? it could be SUPER SLOW

Bro_im_not_you3 years ago
It says super “speed”
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Unkn0wnAlt12 months ago
No difference.

Ghostface10 years ago
YES YES YES HUNDRED TIMES YES WUT

Zadarac8 years ago
I'll be lonely anyway

Icedragonsoul9 years ago
Pffft I'm already forever alone. One step closer to dragonhood ^.=.^

okayd9 years ago
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IceCap__6 years ago
This is a win I'll already be alone for the entirety of my life anyways

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
the whole reason i would fly would be to dance with girls in the sky. no girls. no need to fly.

Ashlee_39029 years ago
I'm scared of being alone

potatosMohamed dragster 9 years ago
Ummm u guys r dumbasses u could fly but u would suffocate if u go to high and the force of the air would kill you

ThePaulDude8 years ago
If you pressed this after a bad break up you could take an airborne dump on your ex.

CCthecat9 years ago
I dont get lonely really.

saiyanslayer9 years ago
YES

edgarthegrim9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

544 years ago
I'm already lonely

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Bah, love is for the weak.

AnAlias8 years ago
Well I already have the downside covered so I see no other downside.

Whitnay BalderDash12 years ago
so my life now but i can fly, flying would be an improvement

Xxsilentdartxx9 years ago
Hold on who dosint like someone That fly's

Sheals339 years ago
I will bei superman☺

OverSpn9 years ago
The downside doesn't really matter if it's already true.

sirious9 years ago
nope, shrek is love, shrek is life. can't dissapoint him.

DepressedUnicorn8 years ago
Fine with me

Pyj169 years ago
I have altitude sickness xD

WiseAaron8 years ago
I'm already lonely

Icedragonsoul9 years ago
Pffft I'm already forever alone. One step closer to dragonhood ^.=.^

Agentkpop9 years ago
Ops pressed the button

Pokemonlover9 years ago
no you might crash in to a wall

Aaron Yoder12 years ago
I already am lonely. Now I can just fly.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
HECK YEAH IM ALREADY LONLEY SO NO DOWNSIDE

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
WHO CARES I CAN FLY

Killthepain9 years ago
Hey SuperMan

Blazink9 years ago
Already a lonely piece of shit, but now I CAN FLY.

Galaxydude908 years ago
Flying Is Bullshit Fuckin Asshole

Bxsic7 years ago
Shouldnt you be at school?

Sasha Blyznak9 years ago
i am lonely ;-;

gkater8 years ago
I Need Sex So No

Filipkovarik9 years ago
I see no downside

foolishgabriel3 years ago
the problem with moving faster than light is that you always live in darkness

abibliophobiac10 years ago
If you go up too high you won't have enough oxygen and pass out and die upon hitting the Earth?

sallyw039 years ago
I am lonely anyways so...

Onenugg6 years ago
This would be an addition to my lifeb i see no downside
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