You can speak any language fluently
but
You have to maintain a vegan lifestyle
I will not


Maharid2 months ago
I'm canrian, i eat meet for choice, cause i like it.

Maharidlast year
This is a carrot, look where i put it in you.

Awesome Falcon 15!9 years ago
ILL NEVER GIVE UP BACON YOU FRICKS

Dr_Crow12 months ago
W @Awesome Falcon 15!. Anyone who would give up bacon has the pestilance.

David Lavell Baker12 years ago
I'd be asking for a medic in 40 languages as I die of malnutrition

Astral_Gaming03143 years ago
yes probably accurate
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EmmaBuck7 years ago
So where’s the downside for those who ARE vegan?

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago
I don't want to know foreign languages

Coolperson1218 years ago
I'm a vegan anyway

A5una8 years ago
It doesn't say how long you have to maintain being a vegan, *becomes a vegan for 1 Min*

HaydenRollyson8 years ago
I wouldnt be vegan for 1 second

Yolo4209 years ago
BbbAaaaaCcccccOoooooNnnnnnnn

Damaramegido10 years ago
I am vegan u.u

Profitman7 years ago
So, more college/job possibilities and an extra healthy lifestyle? I can do that!

Yatanay8 years ago
"I am fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication.

MajorMomHappy8 years ago
Hi C3PO.

DANNYMAN8088 years ago
they never said how long so how about one minute

Morningstar21438 years ago
Lifestyle means forever...

Michelle Lepera12 years ago
Um, no, heck no. Bacon and I are unseperable

Astral_Gaming03143 years ago
Comment bacon in the chat if you can't give it up
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DecZO9 years ago
i dont care about speaking anything other than english

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
no, just no.

loopholelife9 years ago
52% of people have never tasted bacon

Sabrina Orsman12 years ago
Any language and vegan superpowers? I see no downside.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Being vegan IS THE DOWNSIDE!
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Cullen Lambert12 years ago
Though I love my meats and cheeses, I would become instantly more awesome and gain many job opportunities.

Jess Hallowell12 years ago
I wanna be a vegetarian anyways so okai

Caraibado8 years ago
Vegans are people that dont eat NOTHING that came from animals. Like milk, eggs, cheese and other things
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Ellamae Zebracorn Law12 years ago
hahahahahahahaha no.

Dolan Duk12 years ago
Already a vegan

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Your a failure of a person.

Dayna Marie Kenyon12 years ago
I'm already a Vegetarian so whatever

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago
Vegan also means no milk/cheese/ehgs/etc.

Bianca Mobius Di Angelo12 years ago
Anything to get out of spanish

Caydyn Hodgson12 years ago
i so want to have superpowers as well

Eliasson Koffe12 years ago
So hard choice... but I'd do it

Xx_swagggerproquickscoper_xX9 years ago
Seems like most of this people are ugly af

Who_cares7 years ago
Ha Haha Hahaha Hahahaha Hahahahaha No

Project1299 years ago
I need meats in my diet, can't do it.

DistantWisteria8 years ago
As much as I love animal products, I'll be so healthy! Also, vegans find vegan food good because they"re used to it, so I will get used to it too.

dankmemes1018 years ago
Ew, why would I want to be a butthurt idiot?

FatSasquatch10 years ago
Can be win, win.

Marianbitch8 years ago
Already do maintain one

Zachary Seddon12 years ago
Thats a huge miSTAKE

Eli12348 months ago
because Ireally love steak and chicken and turkey and ham but not bacon I like salmi no I do not think I can become veagn also forgot to menshion fish

ajmem9 years ago
I'm a vegetarian anyway.

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki9 years ago
I like me some steak too much. But, not all Vegans are bad, Meine Furher was one.

Lancelot254 years ago
Vegan teacher made this one

Corbyn259 years ago
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HaydenRollyson8 years ago
Vegans are trash

dat dude 10110 years ago
But stake is holy!

BowBow7 years ago
I would like to be Vegan it"s not a bad thing

Xstress9 years ago
I don't like meat and whats wrong with being vegan?

Totyjoe9 years ago
Malnutrition

Ahslover1018 years ago
If only there was spot the vegan on here

PwnArt1st11 years ago
Heeel naw

Zebber9 years ago
Who's definition of vegan?

Disque8 years ago
But i love milk

MrKammetje9 years ago
FUCK NO

Nico37 years ago
I’m still drinking my milk and eating my cheese!

Username110 years ago
I'd be healthy and be able to tell everyone!
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