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You can speak any language fluently

but

You have to maintain a vegan lifestyle

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Maharid 2 years ago

I'm canrian, i eat meet for choice, cause i like it.

Maharid 3 years ago

This is a carrot, look where i put it in you.

Awesome Falcon 15! 10 years ago

ILL NEVER GIVE UP BACON YOU FRICKS

catburger 17 days ago

ON GOD #AMEN #INSHALLAH

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David Lavell Baker 13 years ago

I'd be asking for a medic in 40 languages as I die of malnutrition

Astral_Gaming0314 4 years ago

yes probably accurate

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A5una 10 years ago

It doesn't say how long you have to maintain being a vegan, *becomes a vegan for 1 Min*

HaydenRollyson 9 years ago

I wouldnt be vegan for 1 second

EmmaBuck 8 years ago

So where’s the downside for those who ARE vegan?

Piotr Grochowski 9 years ago

I don't want to know foreign languages

Coolperson121 10 years ago

I'm a vegan anyway

Yolo420 11 years ago

BbbAaaaaCcccccOoooooNnnnnnnn

Damaramegido 12 years ago

I am vegan u.u

Profitman 9 years ago

So, more college/job possibilities and an extra healthy lifestyle? I can do that!

Michelle Lepera 13 years ago

Um, no, heck no. Bacon and I are unseperable

catburger 17 days ago

*inseparable

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Yatanay 9 years ago

"I am fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication.

MajorMomHappy 9 years ago

Hi C3PO.

DANNYMAN808 10 years ago

they never said how long so how about one minute

Morningstar2143 10 years ago

Lifestyle means forever...

DecZO 10 years ago

i dont care about speaking anything other than english

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

no, just no.

loopholelife 10 years ago

52% of people have never tasted bacon

Sabrina Orsman 13 years ago

Any language and vegan superpowers? I see no downside.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Being vegan IS THE DOWNSIDE!

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Cullen Lambert 13 years ago

Though I love my meats and cheeses, I would become instantly more awesome and gain many job opportunities.

Jess Hallowell 13 years ago

I wanna be a vegetarian anyways so okai

Caraibado 10 years ago

Vegans are people that dont eat NOTHING that came from animals. Like milk, eggs, cheese and other things

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Ellamae Zebracorn Law 13 years ago

hahahahahahahaha no.

Dolan Duk 13 years ago

Already a vegan

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Your a failure of a person.

Dayna Marie Kenyon 13 years ago

I'm already a Vegetarian so whatever

Hoi! Im Tem! 11 years ago

Vegan also means no milk/cheese/ehgs/etc.

Bianca Mobius Di Angelo 13 years ago

Anything to get out of spanish

Caydyn Hodgson 13 years ago

i so want to have superpowers as well

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago

So hard choice... but I'd do it

dooperer 12 years ago

Bacon. Enough said.

moneydad201 10 years ago

FUCK NO! A MAN NEEDS HIS MEAT!!!

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

Yo seriously who da fuck would not take this?

Your Cat 11 years ago

No. I want my fish.

Ifredward 9 years ago

NOPE, NOT TODAY!!!

Trump no makeup 11 years ago

Hey I'm vegan

MovedCrayFish 8 years ago

Gay

zlacore 11 years ago

Bacon calls

Natanm1 10 years ago

What"s wrong with being vegan

ValerieParker 9 years ago

I would have to stop keto-ing. But I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

Dope_Dinosaur 11 years ago

rice and tofu

Marianbitch 10 years ago

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Haylea Kayann Addison 13 years ago

okay I can stop

Xx_AwesomeGirl_xX 2 years ago

No burger,,, NO DEAL!!!

ReCenT 11 years ago

I can say that I want some meat in any language Aahahah ;)

Commissar 10 years ago

At frist i was like fuck ya but then i saw the heresy

kaakaopapu 4 years ago

i dont see a problem here

ThatHuskyOT 11 years ago

I NEED MY BACON! So NO!

vocaloidistheluv555 12 years ago

I would love to become vegan but my family doesn't like vegan food so, i'm at a loss ;~;

youha123 8 years ago

Maintain it for one day

santa lover 2006 11 years ago

Hi I'm new hear and my name is Lizzy and yay hay if you see the name Jeff that s my brother.

RarahPSE 9 years ago

Lifestyle, says nothing dirrectly about food.

dizzle mizzle 12 years ago

im down

Stormcat787 10 years ago

no

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