You can drive as fast as you want and for as long as you want.
but
After you have to drive double the distance as slow as a snail.
I will not

Sehemhet last year
У меня даже прав нет, и никогда не будет. Я никогда не имел желания ездить на автомобиле, вы о чём, гайс?!

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus 11 years ago
Snails could be really fast, like Turbo!

-The-Ultimate-Fangirl- 8 years ago
Yaaassss
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Maharid 3 years ago
I don't like to drive. No, i don't like to travel at all.

iinocinocin 9 years ago
Bring a snail with you so it goes as fast as you were going anyway

ShroudedEclipse 6 years ago
You"re a genius.

xtremechickenfarmer 11 years ago
Just keep driving

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I'm only 14 so I can't drive

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
Also car accidents...

Siew Kar Zhun 13 years ago
It contradicts itself.

NoButtonOk 5 years ago
it is a paradox
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HaydenRollyson 9 years ago
I dont like driving fast sooo, no

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 9 years ago
................ How about I drive as fast as I want until I get to my destination and then I get my sister to drive that distance to work or whatever really slowly.... Nyeheheheheh...

IamAlwaysRight 10 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/420385

Gaston Dotta 13 years ago
"for as long as you want" the "after" could be when i die in a car crash sooo...

David Lavell Baker 13 years ago
We drive as fast as we want anywayz

Issimane77 6 years ago
I haven't even learned to drive yet lol

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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ILovePancakes 10 years ago
I would never drive a car.

Batman5757 11 years ago
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SebastianVettel 10 years ago
la traffic bitch

NoButtonOk 5 years ago
Paradox alert

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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trapbuilder2 11 years ago
it can take a snail a day to cross a house. Why would I ever want to drive again?

Mini2010208 11 years ago
put jetpacs with turbo enjins. then operate them so fast they go at the speed of 800 miled per hour. then you take off. then you cruise. then you land on Beijing Capital International Airport. then you get your luggage. then you take your car out of the port area and start driving again

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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themindreader 9 years ago
It"s because their 🐚 if it wasn't for them theyed be fast as hell

skittleboy2004 11 years ago
never stop

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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TacoBellHeaven 11 years ago
There's not a huge upside :P

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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William Bishop 13 years ago
When you stop your car, consider it a 'break'. Loophole-o-matic right here.

GaelLara 9 years ago
this is like be speed but be slow

bubbzaz 10 years ago
So I can drive normal instead of going as slow as a snail

DickerKoch 10 years ago
what

nicoles_a_unicorn 11 years ago
I DON'T DRIVE😂😂😂

Kitty._.kool 11 years ago
I am making a car called that snail then making it fly at speeds of 500 miles per hour THERE

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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Willy Oh 13 years ago
I would rather walk...

mega girl 11 years ago
everyone could die

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf 9 years ago
Hahaha... third time for this Q. Nope, all times. Also, it does not say WHEN you have to drive drive double the distance .

Minigremlin 10 years ago
Fo life

krisjuan123 11 years ago
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Mini2010208 11 years ago
Liar. its not true

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Taylor Quimby 13 years ago
Looks like I'll drive until I die

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
Sorry, Website closed, because of too many Internet trolls

A-user 9 years ago
I just want a car that looks cool i dont care if its fast. so theres no upside because if i went on vaction i would have to drive farther super slowly

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago
I cant drive......

Mr_Dr_Loophole 10 years ago
then for every night on the town get someone else to drive you home.

densch 11 years ago
Well I just never "want" it to end! :-D

Help9055 11 years ago
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Morganisanoob 2 years ago
"as long as you want". there will be no after. i dont see the downside

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