You now get one billion dollars for every decade you have lived.
but
You die instantly when you see a tree.
I will not


DamianV9 years ago
After clicking the button i saw an add with trees.LOL

Tsunami_Wof11 months ago
How Are you still alive from that ad?
Load more replies

Rita Katanjian12 years ago
This needs to be a movie: A girl who gets paid for every 10 years they live, the live in a secluded home hundreds of miles away from any tree. Surrounded by maids and butlers who do everything she asks, and with her rich-ass parents who protect her from t...[Show full comment]

bagelwithoutahole3 months ago
Write a book.
Load more replies

Cristy3128 years ago
O"Hair intensifies.

Korrilius9 years ago
Does that include everything made of a tree

#Prince8 years ago
When you have got one billion dollars you can build a super machine which eliminate all trees you can see

Vortex12128 years ago
not really, you have one billion dollars, not future technology.

Kewl-Man9 years ago
1 to 2 and 2 to the 3, I like good pu55y and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more a55 than a toilet seat.

ScreachyBoi7 years ago
Boi just say pussy and ass, 12 year old.

AndrewYang7 years ago
in my house, there are trees directly outside the house

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
RIP you lol

PumaDeCorazn7 years ago
There are many trees near my house so... RIP

Username789018 years ago
I"d die. So no.

alexriveraced7 years ago
Let"s move to Thneedville!! :D

leoippolitov7 years ago
as soon as i clicked the button i saw an ad with trees LOL

leoippolitov7 years ago
This is like a challenge: The more decades you live, the more money you get.

ScreachyBoi7 years ago
Them paying you to live is literally them just saying: WOW! YOU EXIST! Here"s one billion dollars.

EthanVaughnAllen7 years ago
Buy a blindfold and get a service dog

Laura Lou12 years ago
I don't go outside anyways sooo... yep.

TheREALbooperdooper9 years ago
That's 3 and a half billion dollars for me
Load more replies

limegreenhulk9 years ago
1.Press button on youre deathbed 2give the rest of youre money too youre kids. 3. When youre about to die look at a tree. 4. Profit

Tavern1239 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

elchihuahualoco9 years ago
Just move to a non tree city and there is not downside

StefanPopov468 years ago
"Non tree City" Im programming a Game im gonna name a City like that thx m8

HavocWreaker9 years ago
Time to move to a desert!

OliverDreammur7 years ago
Good luck making it there without seeing a tree!

James Daugherty12 years ago
random... as... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Carolina Herrera12 years ago
So pull an Oedipus and destroy my own eyes?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
I just had flash backs seeing the word Oedipus *severely cringes*

Nivikka L Falksen12 years ago
We don't have trees where i live

Johnytoucan8 years ago
Their is a Christmas tree in my room #fuckmylife

LelonMusk4 years ago
I"ve got a tree in my fucking garden so no thank you

zainyzach9 years ago
dont look at a tree.

Bossnes47 years ago
I LIVE IN SACRAMENTO! IT"S LITERALLY CALLED THE CITY OF TREES!

Godsrequiem9 years ago
How is this even a thing?

Dusty15796 years ago
Live in oregon so no lol

michelle223999 years ago
I saw a tree

GasterGangster8 years ago
so basically im the onceler

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago
it dosentwork

Rexidias9 years ago
Who's going to live a decade with THAT life? If you do, you have a very very very very low chance of living ANOTHER decade, like come on.

Rexidias9 years ago
And if you have lived for a decade or longer already, what good is the money? You're bound to die in like, less than 8 years.

iluvcaleo8 years ago
i would die as soon as i walk outside my house XD

monjo1211 years ago
i am sorounded by trees

1235player9 years ago
The only solution is to live in a desert

Thegamingdovah9 years ago
Nah we have loads of trees in arizona im in the sonoran desert

MyNameIsJeff12347 years ago
I go blindfolded

MemeLordCthulhu9 years ago
Damnit Washington

Laserwolf3 years ago
I would die so fast.

WutIsLife9 years ago
Well shit I'd be dead 100 times over. There are some many trees where I live.

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
TREES ARE THE ONLY BEAUTIFUL THING I THE WORLD BESIDES DOGS AND TINY ANIMALS (Not babies, I hate babies)

JSEfanhavingfunisthegreatest9 years ago
spend all your money to remove it LOL XD

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
HOW ARE YOU NOT GONNA SEE A TREE?!

Christopher Henderson12 years ago
Move to a place with no trees

iLostMyPotato7 years ago
I would just live where there are no trees? Like in th snorts pole or smth

iLostMyPotato7 years ago
North Pole sry

taylerrae10 years ago
Assuming this only includes living trees, HELL YES. I can have black windows in my fancy car with my fancy driver so I don't see any trees on my way to anywhere I want to go with my money.

64Animation4 years ago
The fat tree ominously looming outside my window as im about to press: "Bonjour"

kingsy10009 years ago
i'll just cut my eyes out

Catdragon9 years ago
I love nature too much to let trees go

Shdjdjsk7 years ago
Normally I’d press it I live in a forest/park

iamnoone8 years ago
I WILL NOT PRESS THAT BUTTON!!! I love climbing trees. I also want to live near a forest "cause there are a LOT of cool animals there so I need to be able to live with seeing trees

javelotJorum 10 years ago
I like trees too much
Load more comments