You are given $10,000,000
but
You have to wipe 200 times after every #2
I will not


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BeardedPC 9 years ago
cleanest ass in the world

kirthanos 6 years ago
nobody said what to wipe

Toby Gilbert 13 years ago
I do that normally

Ositostuff 4 years ago
Me to
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Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago
downside? wiping is nothing and what's #2?

William_McPherson 9 years ago
Who doesn't knw wat #2 is
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Hyltran 6 years ago
Just take I shower after every number 2.

lucapri last month
#2 is shit
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Daood 11 years ago
No-one said you have to wipe hard so no rash.

Serge Alix 13 years ago
shit its bleeding

troll123 11 years ago
Good then

Ethan Wang 13 years ago
Pay someone else to do it

b-rad forever 10 years ago
or make a machine that does it at ultra speed
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Brandon Stinson 13 years ago
Buy a bidet, you can afford it.

BrendanCross 9 years ago
Still need to wipe 200 times

Raymond Prince 13 years ago
or you buy a toilet that cleans ur ass for you. just sayin

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
true but if its slow or breaks down your going to have some issues

Nellkai 10 years ago
Hier 300 robot scientist and create a robot that wipe my assignment should be easy considering the advancement in robotory

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
Dude, get a Japanese toilet. They squirt water up your butt to clean it. Lol

BrendanCross 9 years ago
Just realized how inappropriate the bidet is since you put it in that context
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Hunterslime178 5 years ago
why would you do that tho

aviqwedc 11 years ago
+Dack i regret i pressed the button

Rye_bread 8 years ago
Just do it extremely fast

Jamie Nickkel Williquette 13 years ago
That's not too bad I guess. I had to press it because the last thing required me to.

Esfand 10 years ago
Make a machine that uses wet wipes with a robotic arm and just sit there enjoying your ass wiping luxury

josephmm1 9 years ago
Hire a servent

Rebellion598 10 years ago
That would either be a bleeding asshole or a clogged toilet. Even a millionare doesn't want to deal with that.

Ty 11 years ago
I'm buying an auto ass wiping toilet.

sonic11321 11 years ago
200 times you could just fast wipe

Bungyi 4 years ago
Fuck you guys

Delta 11 years ago
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Zeldafan2003 10 years ago
wow

Sudokori 12 years ago
Spend $1,000 on some super high quality toilet paper and invest the rest in stuff.

KaiKinney 10 years ago
Use baby wipes. No chafing.

Nightrunner823mcpro 11 years ago
If you get 10,000,000 dollars then you can bye a machine that wipes 200x faster.

Sans fan49 10 years ago
Pay someone to do it for me done

county1234 11 years ago
I have to wipe what?

Mini2010208 11 years ago
your rear end after you go the opposite of P

laughs_menacingly 8 months ago
wipe what, with what? the toilet with a regular cloth?

Kags 11 years ago
I'll do whatever you want for 10 million dollars...

Justin_XD 11 years ago
So you'll give 11 million dollars for 10? :'D

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
What do i need to wipe? left on my phone on tinder? what number two? If i reach second place? See? Misunderstandings save you

Nick Furry 10 years ago
RIP Asshole

Pinkfluffy07 10 years ago
I would wipe my mouth of food after every #2

Shadow Korosu 11 years ago
Baby wipes.

annaandtheapocalypse 5 years ago
whats the problem with this i do 400 all the time ??

carrotorre 11 years ago
Buttho cancer....10 million would last me a day but ill shit for life..nope

Normal Joe 11 years ago
I'm confused.

Dugongofdarkness 8 years ago
No thanks. My asshole"s been through enough.

Joe Orr 13 years ago
Stolen from Achievement Hunter

Pokemonguy529 10 years ago
I hate wiping my shit

hoodie_bro 11 years ago
are these comments actually left 46 years ago

PoTaToSnail 11 years ago
No I guess it's a glitch or something.

memes1020419 9 years ago
wat

Ernesto Gutierrez 13 years ago
I guess I'm never gonna take a shit ever again

AINHOARN 10 years ago
Japanese toilets. Breh

Ninjago2345 10 years ago
Um why does it say that i typed this message 47 years ago? O_O

godvsdevilbruh 11 years ago
Wipe gotta wipe the screen with my mouse

alyssaxd 3 years ago
yeah i mean it doesnt specify what you have to wipe /shrug

cym999 11 years ago
just by a hover toilet so you nevver have to wipe or an auto woipe mashine

Yndigo 11 years ago
I could afford more than enough tp for that. YOINK
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