You get Jeremy Clarksons job as a Top Gear presenter
but
Wherever you go, people only want to talk to you about cars. Nothing else.
I will not


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xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago
Never heard of Top Gear or Jeremy Clarkson. It's obvious what I picked.

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to- 5 years ago
Same
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Jui 4 years ago
You can't comprehend how much of a win that would be. There are probably three people who haven't told me to stop talking about cars.

TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago
I love cars anyways. :3

pdog314 10 years ago
I don't like cars

1337master 9 years ago
Yah, me neither. You wanna go skateboards, btw I'm not a cow I'm a man. *whispers* skateboards...

dragonrampage 11 years ago
I'm not a car person

1337master 8 years ago
No, you"re a human. Or not. You could be whatever, really. I'm not assuming your species.

LadyAngel 10 years ago
I prefer not being obessed with cars. Thank you.

Simple1 4 years ago
keep searching boys we hve to find who tf cares or asked

twiztedfate 11 years ago
Downside?

SoggyBreadMan 8 years ago
A life spent talking about Hot Wheels(tm) is a life well spent.

Sukmypotatoe 10 years ago
Whoever copies and paste this will be cured of all curses and live a happy life.

PowerPikachu 9 years ago
At least it"s not a paragraph. Though curses don't exist, and I haven't heard of anything that would sound like one.
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un tizio 11 years ago
Only Geremy can do this

Prutato 11 years ago
Nope. Manly because bo one can top Jeremy at that

kittyluvr 11 years ago
Top what?

Liam Stubbs 13 years ago
Why do I get the feeling Jeremy Clarkson made this one?

kikohou 7 years ago
Jeremy is a better presenter than me

Firecrafter115 10 years ago
Simple never see anyone

MilkHam 9 years ago
nipples

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
same

Monguku 11 years ago
I don't really give a shit about cars anyway so....

ItsMeHiBob24 10 years ago
So... basically doctor who!?

okiuz 10 years ago
i have no idea who that dude is but talking just about cars ?? NOPE.

camderpmorgan 12 years ago
and the downside is?

Science guy 11 years ago
Did anyone here know Jeremy clarkson used to be a video game journalist.

1337master 8 years ago
I'm not really into cars anyway...

OblivionBringer 9 years ago
Is there a "I don't care" button?

Jonkea 11 years ago
Not really seeing an upside

IM_A_DUCK_PERSON_yay 10 years ago
i would basiclly be ty lopes

kizzy cupcake 11 years ago
Who is Jeremy Clarkson?

Jeff Nordeen 13 years ago
No downside right

Hftdgt 6 years ago
*kills creator* haha get dead you suck

KarRuptAssassin 10 years ago
I dont know jack about cars

Therealrobokaos 9 years ago
I hate cars

socks222 10 years ago
i don't care about any of these options...

Dj-dan 4 years ago
Fak

Coolcon 10 years ago
Downside??

SabF24 12 years ago
Where is any upside? Seriously? We need a search and rescue team, ill go get one....

Animefan9 8 years ago
I... wouldn’t care

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago
dont giv a car abowt dis

rainbowsthegame5 11 years ago
you could just change the subject

TheWolf27 10 years ago
I never get to talk about cars

Greenanthon 11 years ago
Who is that

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago
Upside?

Plazma777 6 years ago
I Like cars so it"s a win for me

Glaticmagikarp347 9 years ago
I never like 🚗

oldnotweak 11 years ago
god no

Con 9 years ago
Could afford vintage Rolls Royce Phantom and insurance costs, be on top gear. Win win.

Addsey 12 years ago
... he dosen't have a job...

RAVENGER 3 years ago
gay people be like: ._.

Sukmypotatoe 10 years ago
What does this even mean wtf

RailandRules 11 years ago
#DatsaToilet

TavinTheWolf 9 years ago
How much money would you make is the real deciding factor.

LoopholesEverywhere 10 years ago
RUN THEM OVER WITH A CAR. THATLL TEACH EM.
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