Will You Press The Button?

Schmucklehed last year

This right here is a good deal. I will be the bird queen, they shall be my disciples. And I'll give them all there own little names. And they can lift me up and fly me to work everyday so I can save on gas money. Oh and the weather thing too, I'd probably ... [Show full comment]

hehshshhxbwb 2 months ago

我去不早说

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Box 10 years ago

But you would get pooped on all the time. Time to invest in umbrellas and ponchos.

Buffy-Anne-Summers 6 years ago

As a person with pet birds that land on me, it is very fun, also I once had 10 pigeons decide to all sit on me at once, ahh, good times.

Blankwisher 9 years ago

On scale of 1 to 10 how bird? I give 11 bird

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

I AM THE BIRD KiNG! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR BE SHAT UPON BY MY LEGION OF BIRDS!

I_Dunno_My_Name 9 years ago

BrendenCross, but it didn't say you couldn't.

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DragonMoose 10 years ago

Honey in home, and I got dinner!!

Deyleron 10 years ago

Swain ?

OliviaTheGreat 10 years ago

Bruh, I would make hot states and countries cold. And that would ruin it for people. I prefer to stay here in my home place than make anything cold.

Lava-boi 8 years ago

I AM BIRD MAN

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

What kind of birds tho? I prefer hummingbirds .w.

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago

🅱️ird

Rpghenk 10 years ago

When u get bullyd get ur bird army

666DevilDoge666 10 years ago

Use the birds to fly anywhere you want, your bird god.

Nina Davila 13 years ago

AT LAST I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r 11 years ago

IKR We are both Snow White xD

CloudBurst 10 years ago

LORD OF THE KINGFISHERS

ButtonMashe14 11 years ago

Fuck it i'll be snow white

Wesley Hughes 13 years ago

YOU'D BE LIKE THAT WOMAN OFF HOME ALONE 2.

prayforkqly 10 years ago

YESSSS

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Ralph Nettleton 13 years ago

YOU GET TO BE MAJESTIC AS FUCK!

Emerl_fan 12 years ago

I know someone with a phobia of birds... THIS WOULD MAKE FOR THE PERFECT TROLL/HALLOWEEN COSTUME >:D

ruby-n-sapphire 11 years ago

Whats the downside?

lol.troll 11 years ago

I love birds. Train them not to poop. No downside.

dog3pwner 11 years ago

You can lower the temperature to make the birds go to winter or become the lord of birds either one works but I don't care.

ShinaHelbourne 8 years ago

As long as they don't shit on me I'm fine with it.

DragonMaina 11 years ago

How constant will they crap

makkachin 10 years ago

*goes to grand canyon* AHHH THE VULTURES THEY"RE EVERYWHERE

Joshua Stannard 13 years ago

I fail to see the problem, birds are cool.

MegaDoge 9 years ago

I'm around my mom a lot, but she"s afraid of birds.

that random girl 11 years ago

Birds already land on me constantly I'M A FUCKING DISNEY PRINCESS

Flameice2 10 years ago

I just made it 51 49....

RedRobin 3 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

CrypsisRosa 11 years ago

Jokes on you because I love animals! Yassss

skyfan88 10 years ago

Downside people help me find it

Capixal 5 years ago

THAT WOULD BE SICK

Ghopher1 11 years ago

finally i can fly

Mitch01 9 years ago

Okay but as long as they don't obscure my vision

Partyowls 12 years ago

Well having birds land on you would be badass!

Raposo_Fox 7 years ago

Yeah, birds are nice

Dragonslayer37 11 years ago

I shall rule the world with my bird army

Pokeplayer59 10 years ago

I am Bastiodon

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm 13 years ago

Time to bye some falcons

Squad 51 11 years ago

BIRBS YES I shall train them to fetch things for me

Katoklysm 11 years ago

So there always will be birds that wait for a space on me? Na, if seen enough Hitchcock to know where that is going...

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago

I AM THE BIRD LORD. KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS!

Ali Dickson 13 years ago

I DO NOT SEE A DOWNSIDE HERE

Europathunder 8 months ago

I don’t mind birds I wouldn’t mind if they landed on me

achmedalracka 11 years ago

Birds are cute.

Hell no hello 10 years ago

Uhhhhhhh IM BIRD MAN!!!!

Cornelius_McMuffin 4 years ago

This is a downside?

RPJimmy 11 years ago

I DONT CARE ABOUT TEMPERATURE

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago

I CAN FINALLY BE A DISNEY PRINCESS!!!!

MegaDoge 9 years ago

That gets hit in the face by the ass of a bird every couple of hours.

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