Will You Press The Button?

Schmucklehed last year

This right here is a good deal. I will be the bird queen, they shall be my disciples. And I'll give them all there own little names. And they can lift me up and fly me to work everyday so I can save on gas money. Oh and the weather thing too, I'd probably ... [Show full comment]

hehshshhxbwb 2 months ago

我去不早说

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Box 10 years ago

But you would get pooped on all the time. Time to invest in umbrellas and ponchos.

Buffy-Anne-Summers 6 years ago

As a person with pet birds that land on me, it is very fun, also I once had 10 pigeons decide to all sit on me at once, ahh, good times.

Blankwisher 9 years ago

On scale of 1 to 10 how bird? I give 11 bird

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

I AM THE BIRD KiNG! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR BE SHAT UPON BY MY LEGION OF BIRDS!

I_Dunno_My_Name 9 years ago

BrendenCross, but it didn't say you couldn't.

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DragonMoose 10 years ago

Honey in home, and I got dinner!!

Deyleron 10 years ago

Swain ?

OliviaTheGreat 10 years ago

Bruh, I would make hot states and countries cold. And that would ruin it for people. I prefer to stay here in my home place than make anything cold.

Lava-boi 8 years ago

I AM BIRD MAN

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

What kind of birds tho? I prefer hummingbirds .w.

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago

🅱️ird

Rpghenk 10 years ago

When u get bullyd get ur bird army

666DevilDoge666 10 years ago

Use the birds to fly anywhere you want, your bird god.

Nina Davila 13 years ago

AT LAST I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r 11 years ago

IKR We are both Snow White xD

CloudBurst 10 years ago

LORD OF THE KINGFISHERS

ButtonMashe14 11 years ago

Fuck it i'll be snow white

Wesley Hughes 13 years ago

YOU'D BE LIKE THAT WOMAN OFF HOME ALONE 2.

prayforkqly 10 years ago

YESSSS

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Ralph Nettleton 13 years ago

YOU GET TO BE MAJESTIC AS FUCK!

AzulProTV 10 years ago

Whats the downside? I like birds!

Chad Drake 13 years ago

Depending on the birds, this could be badass as hell!

madmen127 11 years ago

is that also means the griffins will do?(cuz that will be amazing)

Purplerevolution 8 years ago

I dont see downside

kenoazworld 11 years ago

WE ARE BIRD MEN WE MUST REUNITE!!!!!!!

thesinisterelixir 3 years ago

with just a taste of sinister elixir these birds would undergo drastic changes

swaor 11 years ago

Cool :)

Musmus101 9 years ago

As long as Thay dont shit on me im fine

Melmo00082 11 years ago

Burbs.

ihaveaway 10 years ago

I WILL ATTACK THE WORLDS FEARS AND GAIN POWER YAS

Cody Beahrs 11 years ago

I WILL HAVE A MURDER OF CROWS TO MURDER MY ENEMIES!

Sonicfang 9 years ago

Mmmm.... TWO superpowers with one click!

beatnrhyme 12 years ago

Disney princess status. Lets go

Pudding_ 5 years ago

As Leonardo DiCaprio said "I"M THE KING OF THE BIRLD!"

Dragonborn2 10 years ago

BIRD KINGGGGG!!!

Maggie 12 years ago

I could be a Disney princess.

DJ Vader 11 years ago

Lord of the Sith and the Bird King? Sounds pretty fucking epic to me!

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

Lol where's the downside? I like birds.

danfam 11 years ago

I wont be able to breath because of the birds on my face

Panifex 8 years ago

What level of birds are we talking? Hawks and eagles? Peregrine falcons? Crows? Waterfowl? Or those dumb fat pigeons that live in the grocery store parking lot?

RocketGirl1 11 years ago

I like birds... no downside

The_Last_Nigel 10 years ago

Penguins will be lanfing on me then

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago

That would be cool, and if you"re indoors that wouldn't happen.

mrdeth232 11 years ago

i love birds. land on me? fine. shit on me? fuck no.

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

I see 2 upsides.

Ameen A. 11 years ago

As long as they don't shit on me

MYTHIC 11 years ago

that seems cool but you don't really have the ability to control birds, they just land on you... now thinking about it that is pretty bad because you probably get bird shit all over your clothes

Memey-Boi 5 years ago

I am lord of the birds!

ryan rose 11 years ago

Awesome!

sirsquishy 12 years ago

Um... Bird army, yes?

ihascandyz 8 years ago

.. The downside is?

Love doggies wai yi 11 years ago

I like birds

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