Will You Press The Button?

meatloave 2 years ago

I travel to a room where a superpower ring waits for me to pick it up as well as a bank card in my name that cant be lost,stolen or broken and has 1 billion tax free $. I also age backwards 1 month every 5 seconds while im in this room.

Euan Reid 13 years ago

You'd save more than 2.5 years on travel time

mitchelllllol 4 years ago

but you don't experience it, if you skip 3 years of college you don't learn anything, you skipped it, you lose 2.5 years no matter what

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Tinker Bell 10 years ago

but only 2.5 because it doesn't say every time

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

Either meant; (1)lose 2.5 years to gain the ability. or; (2)lose 2.5 every time you teleport. If (1) then you'll more than make up the time in cut travel and if (2) then just dont use the ability unless you have to. 37% of people didnt think this through.

Mahmoud Al-Hajery 13 years ago

I think he meant every time u travel u lose 2.5 years of ur life ;)

JasonWrone 9 years ago

But he didn't SAY that

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CLASSIFIED 11 years ago

Yeah of course just go back and stop yourself dieing.

EyeOwnUrEnergy 11 years ago

It's not time travel dude. humans WILL die (with our current technology) that shouldnt stop you from changing that though

Dhsnsbs 6 years ago

Wait could’nt you just travel to when you were older

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

Just teleport 2.5 years back in time. You will live forever.

Emdieless 8 years ago

Good thing i had immortality 4 buttons ago

SonicTheAtomic 10 years ago

Only once thought right

BowTiesAreCool12 11 years ago

I would only use it when I needed to

shakescakes297 11 years ago

Well, never specified, so I would just choose to lose the years I remember the least.

Shayne Brady 13 years ago

Earlier, I pressed a button that said I would be immortal, so HA!

GruesomeGamers 9 years ago

SAO here I come!

Anmeru 3 years ago

just wasting 5 yrs of ma life and robbing a bank

Joedank 9 years ago

Wtf

LOLbish 11 years ago

Every time or only once ? lol

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Furry7032 11 years ago

It doesn't say it will happen every time does it? That means I will wait until 27.5 and then travel 2.5 years back AND BOOM

FanOfHitler 7 years ago

I see this as an abaolute win

ZIMMAR 11 years ago

one time price of 2.5 years for infinite teliportation powers awsome i shall take over the wold mwahahaha

GrantGroeber 9 years ago

Does life insurance cover time travel death?...

GurlOfDaButton 11 years ago

WHY U MAKE DIS???

Lightclaw 9 years ago

Better than cigars

Jurie 11 years ago

Yip is cool 2.5 years is not so bad

Wieger Piekema 13 years ago

BITCH im underage

Ass in Hole 11 years ago

i give that power to my cousins and touching him

Im_so_weird_ass_lol 6 years ago

My ass hurts

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago

I'm a kid so why

BasicBoy 8 years ago

Its a nice utility to have

Otaku-San 11 years ago

i suppose if i wanted to go across the world, then i would say yes, but this price is too high

CMHammond 11 years ago

I can live with losing 2 and half years of my life. The time spent travelling is probably about that anyway.

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Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago

Sure.

Elizabeth Nichols 13 years ago

yup lol

PressTheButton!!!! 9 years ago

Travel to an alternate universe, where you live way longer

TheUltraTaco 11 years ago

YYYYYOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SparkzComics 10 years ago

He never said that everyTIME we use the power we lose 2.5 years, and the way he worded it sort of suggested that when we aquire the power we lose the years. LOOPHOLE DISCOVERED

avrand6 11 years ago

Half the adventure is the journey

Hahahahahahaha 6 years ago

I think I will go 2.5 years in future and I will be older... 🙃

Eplepet 11 years ago

i could go to holidays instantly anytime and other stuff that would maybe spare me 2.5 years

Sans21 9 years ago

Never said every travel is 2.5 years gone, it only happens once, whoop

Minnesota Vikings 11 years ago

Its still worth going anywhere at anytime.

abcx 9 years ago

That"s around 1/34 of your life.

Nithan9000 11 years ago

I'm already dead, gg

num1goonlord 2 years ago

this a sex toy in a way.

azzzertyy 11 months ago

???

Alexis Marie 13 years ago

yay i get to meet matt

Isaax 11 years ago

Okay, so I will live like ~87.5 instead of 90 years? Niceeeee

painfully-alive 5 years ago

if (1) if you loose only 2.5 once then ok, easy save. if (2) you loose 2.5 years everytime then who cares, didnt wanna live in this god forsaken world for long anyway.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Immortal-2.5..... still immortal bitch

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