Will You Press The Button?

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36726 (39%) 57861 (61%)

36726 (39%) people have pressed this button, while 57861 (61%) did not.

An apocalypse will kill billions of people. Humanity will survive afterwards and your survival is guaranteed.

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An apocalyptic event will still ensue, killing only tens of millions. You have an 50% chance of surviving.

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Insertcursedusername 4 years ago

What the fuck does this even mean?

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

This isn't would you rather.

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

Ikr, who ever made this doesn't know what he/she's playing...

Plasmawind 3 years ago

But my survival is guaranteed how do I have a 50% chance of dying?

48Caleb 11 years ago

Why would i want anyone to die??? Sick people these days...

mythic_gamer 8 years ago

raven u sound like Thanos in Avengers infinity war

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FelixAL99 10 years ago

ok this is just ""do you wan to have 50% of dying just because?""

Psykness 5 years ago

Is this why Putin is invading Ukraine?

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

Or I could just not push the button and not risk dying at all? O_o

DeledeRio 4 years ago

thats what I thought

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ButtonPresser666 11 years ago

Just don't press the button and there will be no Apocalypses at all!

Joshua Heddlesten 13 years ago

wait....what...like what im confused

MCMotschi 9 years ago

Literally: Press the button to kill billions of people in 2 apocalypses with a 50% chance of dying yourself

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

😭🙏

Sprinkles4EVA 9 years ago

Or you can not press the button and save mankind

NightmareBlue 9 years ago

so i surviv apocalapes 1 then 50 50 of surviving number 2?

Bence85prof 10 years ago

YOLOOOOO

P0$H 11 years ago

Hmmmmm no thanks ðŸ˜‰

Darius Kerravala 13 years ago

Um, this pretty much negates it's self. First part, survival for you is guaranteed, second part, 50% chance.... Wat?

henloitsyaboi 3 years ago

yea exactly

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Andrew Logan 13 years ago

Whoever wrote this one doesn't understand how the game works. It's not "if you press the button, this happens; but if you don't, that happens"... It's "if you press the button, there's this upside and that downside".

Creeperface130 11 years ago

I would still not press it either way.

Samuel Hillis 13 years ago

grammar no!

mythic_gamer 8 years ago

who r u Yoda??? lol XD

Ryland Terpstra-Carmichael 13 years ago

What's the upside?

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Oxymoron.

Jessica Trunk 13 years ago

I know the Winchesters, bring it!

angle wings 10 years ago

I don't get it, I was GUARANTEE that I would survive.:(

buttonieatmmmm 6 years ago

it says we will survive but it also says we have a 50% chance of dying what the heck

The_evil_Banana 11 years ago

i could live without an apocalips

YourMackDaddy 12 years ago

Its not a fucking OR button

mylee1234 8 years ago

I'll take anything to get rid of the people i hate.

boocat1767 11 years ago

WHERE IS THE POSITIVE SIDE?

Timothyjtaylor09 10 years ago

I agree with Andrew Logan

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

I feel like this was meant to be an "or" question...

SleepyFurry87 2 years ago

So billions of people will die but only tens of millions of people will die and my survival is guaranteed but I have a 50% of dying? What? r/ihadastroke

GhostGirl627 11 years ago

Idc if I die this world sucks! We've got Hillary and Donald running for president.

BizarreDio 10 years ago

>Survival guaranteed >50% chance of surviving ???

Mike Neyers 13 years ago

I feel there's a Sex Panther joke in here somewhere...someone smarter than me wanna jump in?

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

this is wyptb not wyr

WTFCommentz 11 years ago

Clichés... Your survival is guaranteed meaning no 50% survival crap...

17fpaiva 11 years ago

i know theres no upside but an apocalypse?

imavirginnn 5 years ago

either.io is the site you"re looking for

Mr Medical 11 years ago

So is my survival guaranteed or not?

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"Survival is guaranteed" but " you have a 50% chance of surviving." Such contradiction. Very wow.

Burstbusterz 9 years ago

Supposed to be a would you rather, this person just put it on the wrong site

ilikepiehi1 12 years ago

upside?

HOOD1996 10 years ago

Does this idiot not know how the game works

RumblyBiscuit66 10 years ago

So I can have shit ton of people die or not

Ido Ya'akov Jerochim 13 years ago

where is the upside?

stev0withazer0 10 years ago

If nobody pressed the button, there would probably be no apocalypse. Upside?

TinyAsianMan16 6 years ago

How can you have a 50% chance of living if your survival is guaranteed?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago

Wrong site, OP.

Doflamingo 11 years ago

But it says my survival is gaurenteed

mythic_gamer 8 years ago

the upside?????????????????????

MikaTZora 11 years ago

Where's the upside? Why cause 2 apocalypses?

biskittomato 10 years ago

Or I could not press it...

OscarNechvoglod 9 years ago

why the hell would i press

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