Everything that is possibly good will happen to you
but
The earth is wiped out by a contagion, and you are the last surviving human.
I will not


IAmSoSmrt3 months ago
I pressed the button! Oh no everyone is dead! Oh wait, My entire family and everyone I knew came back to life! I see no problems with this

minimegaman09010 months ago
good thing that will happen #5643636366367: the downside of the button is negated

awesomewave12 months ago
uh no downside?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

carmenwinsteadlast year
I will help you turn back
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Rice Cake Man9 years ago
Everything that is possibly good... like the earth NOT GETTING WIPED OUT. Think about this for a second.

53278578 years ago
but you arent earth, it says the best things will only happend to YOU not to the earth.
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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
So, everyone gets miraciously revived afterwards ?

SemiIsback7 years ago
YAY! FINALLY SOME PEACE AND QUIET WITH MY MONEY! I CAN ACTUALLY THINK oh wait

sastcl2133w9 years ago
Paradox Anything that is possibly good involves having kids and having lots of hot sex and watching new porn everyday which means people have to be around

TinaLucia2 years ago
@tricky yeah totally and you know how much raising a kid costs?
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Starslinger8 years ago
Transfer consciousness into a robot body, build AI"s with more robot bodies, rebuild "humanity" and you get the idea.

skullpic48 years ago
simple: kill yourself

Sp3llcasterr5 years ago
Anything good happening - no need. The button will do it for you.

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago
BTW, does anyone notice that if you press someone"s account name it says that they have been a member for 2017 years?

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
That"s because everyone is secretely Immortal and they have all lied to you your entire life.

John Beadoth12 years ago
soooo... I'll get married and have children, my business will be a roaring success, I will make billions of dollars, I will find spiritual enlightenment, and i will live out my days in complete and utter happiness without anyone around? dosn't really make sense...

BeepleDeeple7 years ago
*thing
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Error01019 years ago
BUT THEN HOW WILL I GET A BLOWJOB OR LAID

Nomnom3608 years ago
Who cares?!?!?! I will become the Kinggggggg of the world!!!!

Tintoe2 years ago
King of what people?

Jacob Glenn12 years ago
Worth it. Earth needs a reboot.

RGPZ7 years ago
I Agree
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Joseph Kirkpatrick12 years ago
Where's the downside?

Tobias Pfandzelter12 years ago
These are both the same.

Anonumous7 years ago
Just kill yourself when your loved ones are killed. Then humankind is over. BOOM

FlareFreeze9 years ago
I see no downside plus there will still be animals to keep u company

cactusguy20139 years ago
But the earth getting wiped out isn't a good thing so it won't happen?

keenan9 years ago
No never my girlfriend will go N.E.V.E.R E.V.E.R

Soviet_gun2 years ago
Then If that works, everyone else would come back!

oldnotweak10 years ago
i somehow resurrect everyone i would deem to be a good person.

josephojostah8 years ago
And what if I lerant how to use magic? sinse everything that is possible will happen and we dont know if magic cant be possible! so I could use magic, and even if I cant resurrenct anyone I CAN STILL SHOOT LASER BEAMS FORM MY DICK SO IS PERFECTLY FINE!

Kirby1234567898 years ago
WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!?!?!?!?! How is that even physically possible?!?!?! :-!

Ratatatatuille7 years ago
Reversing/changing time is good, riiight?

Dayna Morris12 years ago
So, the guy in I Am Legend?

ControlExcept7679 years ago
If everyone dies that can't happen since the upside.

dark_wolf19949 years ago
So i will qish humanity back as a good thing xD

Lucaribro5019 years ago
loophole, the earth getting wiped out is not good

Kenan_A7 years ago
If every thing is dead how can I have everything good happen???

Ahmed musa 9 years ago
That will be good because no body can tell me do this or no

UndertaleandFnaffan8 years ago
A thing that ispossibly good is that the earth did not become wiped out a your not alone

KyleTGH9 years ago
"everything possibly good" so i could make a kid with a Female (Ironman) clone of me?

RayJayRoblox9 years ago
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RayJayRoblox9 years ago
and also its friday
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SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
2020/2021 in a nutshell

OdysseuS-Kami10 years ago
If everything is good, then that means the human race dying out is also good. I'm okay with it as long as I have a lifetime supply of battery, wifi, porn, and anime.

MayonaiseMan7 years ago
But only "real" good thing happen through human interaction

Trey Cooper12 years ago
but everything that is possibly good happens to me...

Albert_Eienstein8 years ago
Kewl

mbibjnh7 years ago
I don't die but do I get hurt

Aferaiden9 years ago
its good that i randomly found a time machine and traveled back in time to before i pressed the button so i can live in peace :)

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago
Loophole, it not happening is good, so it will not happen.

The Boeing Kid9 years ago
zombies!

hoclast year
💀bro you can just have a dream

TotallyAnonymous10 years ago
If everything that is possibly good happens to you, then how is the extinction of the human race (except for one person), a good thing?

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago
I find a way to cure the contagion and clone versions of dead people. FIXED.

Orla11 years ago
Then everything good wouldn't happen? Or everyone would just come back?

TeamKobus28 years ago
Now i know this i will get my blood tested and when said contagion comes, rich people will be vaccinated too

DragonGoatDuck9 years ago
Every thing good means I could make a homunculus. (Man made dude)

Frisk_Genocide_LV199 years ago
I think one of those good things would be the human race not dying out
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