The gf of my dreams in a zombie scenario would be a gunslinging redneck with a plasma minigun that never runs out of ammo and can instantly make doors and windows appear out of thin air..... Yeeeeahhhhh...... I win
At least it lets you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend!
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CuteDarkShadow7 years ago
Yay I can finally date a girl.She probs doesn’t like me anyways....cause she’s straight...SO NOW SHE WILL LIKE ME
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ButtonPresser957 years ago
Sounds like my life, plus a ton of stuff. Eh, I'll press it. why not?
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Jada1088 years ago
It never said no air conditioning and food and tv so im fine
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MisticalLuna8 years ago
wheres the down side ...unlimited pizza water melon eveything ..HELL YHEA
Bryce82397 years ago
There"s no door... :(
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Lostfeather2378 years ago
I have bae. If zombies come, I have a bow and three katanas of varying lengths. Yay.
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Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago
Zombie apocalypse= the zombies don't have to move you didn't specify the cure to defeating zombies is to stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable
Migdin18 years ago
This will be the best starring contest ever
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ArchoTheNacho8 years ago
umm just surround your house with a lake, zombies cant swim, and also HECK YEAH!!!
Migdin18 years ago
How are you going to surround your house with a lake, it isnt that lakes are easy to make, they can take weeks to dig the area where the lake should be, and in a zombie appcalypse that would be even more difficult, and then you also have to fill it all wit...[Show full comment]
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79_16_81_79 years ago
Medicine for zombies bam problem solved
dankmemes1018 years ago
Nah, it"s "medcin"
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Coolcon9 years ago
Give me unlimited shotgun shells and a shotgun they the house wouldnt matter
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That Creep In The School Corner9 years ago
well I can't get unlimited anything or medicine BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCKING SPELL IT RIGHT
dankmemes1018 years ago
You didn't spell "didnt" right.
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Matt Walz12 years ago
No doors or windows, only walls and a roof? They can't get in then either. Done deal.
Subzero693 years ago
They mean there will be a hole in the place of the doors and windows
what If the girl of my dreams has incredible superpowers?
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tabascoturtle8 years ago
I would have sex with the person from kill la kill. She does sexy anyway. :-P
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Alec Walker12 years ago
Add an infinitely fast internet connection, and allow me to access any site that currently exists, and you've got yourself a deal.
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Easily10 months ago
I am preparing for it nowadays!
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vakton9 years ago
what about air god damnin
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
The walking dead much? Even though I"ve never watched it I still get what it"s hinting at.
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
Come at me zombies
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ShaddowChicken4 years ago
sex all the time
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Deathbyspace1239 years ago
Its called a couch. A heavy couch.
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majoaxel9 years ago
there´s no downside
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Matix7774 years ago
...make doors and windows yourself
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SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago
I have an unlimited supply of any kind of medicine like one that turns me into an all powerful god or one that makes a reverse zombie apocalypse where instead of turning people into zombies people get cured
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MrRandomKL10 years ago
medicine to get rid of the zombies :P
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daniel7009 years ago
Lol all this talk about misspelled words yet every one still understood what was said.
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emsuper8 years ago
Does unlimited also apply to girlfriend? XD
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Sogeking10110 years ago
If there are no doors or Windows then wouldn't it just be walls
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matko9 years ago
I will build windows out of bread
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Captain_Deadpool7 years ago
ALOT of them
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pressmedont1239 years ago
Do I get WiFi and ammo and ak47s?
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Yeetaleet56343 years ago
Ah, yes. MEDCIN. The spelling on this site is hysterical.
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Cowtamer2129 years ago
Already have the girlfriend of my dreams.
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Abskabil7 years ago
But I what if I just put some Wooden planks on the door or iron or something so they can’t come in
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Alpha1109 years ago
Shecsh, all day, ere day.
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Stephan Barger12 years ago
what if i used a cure?
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Brenin158 years ago
If you have unlimited boyfriend/girlfriend use them as distractions
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Redfluffpanda9 years ago
But what if I have a bunker in my backyard..
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Xion JeVeux Növak Di Pearce12 years ago
Bitch please, this is why I have been playing Resident Evil all these years.
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Yukitai4 years ago
Being with a girlfriend/boyfriend is a downside for me. I find others to be more of a burden if I don't burden them (sometimes I find that our play-styles are so unalike that we burden each other too though)
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