Will You Press The Button?

you will get a weekly letter from Arnold Schwarzenegger telling you how beautiful you are.

but

every time you open the envelope you get a paper cut.

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Maharid6 months ago

?_?

Swordsman14129 years ago

I'm gonna move on to the next dilemma now, but I'LL BE BACK!

Username699 years ago

I'm old not obsolete

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Javongod3 years ago

Wear gloves 🧤 😎

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

just wear gloves B)

ththomas95 years ago

That"s sweet.

Erin Martinez12 years ago

You can ask someone else to open the envelope.

nukechicken7 years ago

Its illigle to open someon elses envolope

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C8 years ago

Open it? Why? I'm gonna make him upset cuz I'm ignoring his letters.

HunterVasek7 years ago

Gloves

danneram9 years ago

Popapo

Destiny Clem12 years ago

Have my sister open it for me...

Z0m41e7 years ago

He"s trying to say : wear gloves, you dumbasses.

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Elizabeth Kim12 years ago

I'll just write him back telling him to send a band-aid with each letter ^///^

Jdawg 9 years ago

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKIN GENIUS

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago

I don't like Arnold but hey, free compliments.

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

U W OT M9 .......U R NOT EVEN A PERSON

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Nerdyboy8 years ago

Wow. Papercuts heal in three minutes anyway so...

Shay Kintzlinger12 years ago

How can you say no to that?

Damirkachanov12 months ago

I will wear some gloves but that's ok if I get a paper cut, I will press the button

Hyperlukario1239 years ago

I dont cear

Sarcasm18467 years ago

HELL NAH MATE

1only19 years ago

WHO IS THAT GUY

flaky4 years ago

it happens all the time to me and my friends

Justin Bieber dies in episode IX of Star Wars9 years ago

For Arnold I`ll do anything. Nothin can stop me. If Arnold sends me a letter, I will open it, even if I get a paper cut. Arnold is luv, Arnold is laif. 100% gay. I go homo for Arnold

CasualSam7 years ago

fuck paper cuts XD

Oliblu9 years ago

fuck mah hands!!!!

Chris_The_Grape8 years ago

It"s worth it! Hell to the YES!

TiffanyS10 years ago

I'll just have someone else open it.

IceandFire9 years ago

Weekly paper cuts....

Viper_gaming5 years ago

A small price to pay for a complement from a terminator and a famous actor.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

atleast it aint made outta lemons

OverSpn9 years ago

What is this?

BrokenTable9 years ago

sell them, its pretty much an autograph. It has to be worth something

BOB1118 years ago

But I am a boy

bloodyblade8 years ago

ok me to im not gay or anything yet and it would still be funny i bet

ButtonAllergy11 years ago

Keep them all unopened until you get a whole bunch then dong around in public carrying handfuls of them like "LOOK WHAT I GOT HERE"

RGPZ7 years ago

And This Was What Rubber Gloves Were For, Weren't They?

FalconMiner 9 years ago

So worth it.

Raptorwolf38 years ago

You could probably sell those letters for a butt load of money

Spenser McManamy12 years ago

use that connection to have people pay you to open the letter, like friends and co-workers

Dannybionic3 years ago

Who the he'll is he

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

so if i open it with metal gloves the paper will slice through it just to scratch me if i have someone else do it it launches itself through the air and grazes past my skin cutting it

Emotionless butterfly9 years ago

1 it never says someone else can't open it 2 paper cuts don't hurt

Phacey4 years ago

I don't care about famous actors

Naki Chan9 years ago

Will gloves help? -.-

TheBulletMoBot8 years ago

Use a envelope opener. YES THEY EXIST

I snort memes9 years ago

Nothing wrong

Sophieyeet5 years ago

I will get someone else to open it

ShelbyWagner8 years ago

Get my brother to do it

Icebergspaz10 years ago

Who the fuck is he?

man219 years ago

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RazorSB8 years ago

Gloves

DEDEDE_710 months ago

NO NOT A PAPER CUT

GamingSimon9 years ago

So if I leave my home for 1 month, I will get spammed by Him instead.. well. No thanks.

TheMLGPokerFace8 years ago

no thanks.

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