Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

ChloeLoveheart7 months ago

employs the homeless

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*makes retirement age 60*

PressThatButton8 years ago

Money till death!!!

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Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

My employees would be robots with warranties #Loophole

SagarTech8 years ago

They wil still die, maybe the hardware will become out of date and you will have to buy new robots every time they become 56 years old

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BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago

*hires jb*

burglaryman8 years ago

eeh they live long enoff

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

OMG HOW COULD U

Digimonking28 years ago

Rule #1: All money earned while employed at this facility belongs to owner EXCEPT their retirement fund, where that is the only stuff allowed to be mentioned in the will (except personal property). Please be aware that the minimum retirement age is 60.

Kh0rn37 years ago

Rule #3 GIVE US ALL THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSS!!!!!!!

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SuikaIbuki8 years ago

Fire them at 55 idk???

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

True

Razi1918 years ago

Employee only 56+ people

bandsuchtii8 years ago

DELETE *evil psycho death note laugher*

Duyanhkute157 years ago

We have to sacrifice our current employees, rather than later, other employees are discriminated against and have fatal disadvantaged.

Dainster7 years ago

Umm Ok

CodFishJoe7 years ago

CEO "your fired" Employee "but my tomorrows my birth day I"M TURING 56" CEO "I know"

Trina8 years ago

Um, donate your money to other people

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

You"re too kind

Dank meme lord9 years ago

Sooooo you become bill gates basically.

ber60noscope9 years ago

new employees

TheXcraftyXfox 9 years ago

Lol yup

BrewsGhost9 years ago

hire all 8 year olds

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I’m 8 sounds good I need a job cuz I don’t do my chores soo sign me e!!!!!!

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Deven Young12 years ago

atleast i dont die at 56...

SagarTech8 years ago

So true :)

Doodle1283 years ago

If they die specifically at one age in an unknown way 1, I"d be investigated constantly as the one person who doesn't die constantly and 2, nobody would work for me

Mythical_Matt8 years ago

Well they would work their whole life since in Poland the retirement age is like 60 or 65

TheTwisterOfQuestions4 years ago

HEH WHAT IF YOU ONLY ACCEPT PEOPLE OVER 57

FedCap2 months ago

It just says the employees die, not me. There is no downside other than a bit of moral ambiguity

Hio8 years ago

Muhaha

Chara dreamurr 9 years ago

Take their money when they die

iaac2 years ago

sounds like fun

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

Make them retire at 55

jeff19999 years ago

I don't die at 56 slooool ye

xtreme-outside4 years ago

employ people over the age of 56. downside cleared

Deadpool9209 years ago

Fire them before they're 56

Hiroftime6 years ago

only have a small team

BRAEDENMICHELS8 years ago

If it is painless I guess *sorry workers of mine*

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

Screw my employees

McSunnyBunny8 years ago

Robot employees? Just get more employees cause you probably got 1000 people at ur door wanting to work? XD

danking3 months ago

舒服前56年不就行了爱咋咋地反正56死的不是我

Damon35809 years ago

Most people die in their late 50s so...

totallynotafurry2 years ago

well, I will just get the youngest people for the job and also I wont get close to my employees

Mai-chan8 years ago

56? That"s a long enough life. They had a good run.

Mai-chan8 years ago

:) You don't even know the half of my craziness.

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GodOfLasagne4 years ago

44 years to go bish

coruptedmecha8 years ago

Problem :death at 56 Solution :hire more people

Hanin448 years ago

Eventually it would be suspicious and the cops would come

lightningdash_179 years ago

Why would I let others bathe in my success?

Wolf215868 years ago

If you"re a savage you pressed this fat red button.

Tricky8 years ago

Oh no I think I am a savage. Wow.

Shagson687 years ago

Hire new employees, this question is dumb

Dr.Beamlast year

hire more

W0lfi187 years ago

Sorry....

Coolkawaiigamer99 years ago

Who cares cause I don't B-)

Gabe123458 years ago

I can steal their money before they get burried XD XD Then ill be a zillionare1

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