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every piece of meat will taste like the best chef in the world cooked it
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animal rights activists will follow you around protesting
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Maggie11 years ago
Tell them to protest against animals that eat other animals. Like lions, tigers, and bears.

Pokemonblast658 years ago
some people have tried making lions go vegan
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Jeppe Kirketerp Kristensen12 years ago
Delicious food AND i get to piss off a bunch of self-righteous hippies? Sign me up!

TaylaBerry7 years ago
Why the hek not
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SirFuchsigus9 years ago
Well I will just ask this of them, "If I try to kill a cow I wish to eat it can ram me, if I try to kill a plant I wish to eat what can it do? Which is more helpless?" than turn on my heels and march away, and if they follow me screaming at me about how an...[Show full comment]

Bodhiskywalker7 years ago
Animals aren't as "over populated" as you think
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LesbianPotato7 years ago
vegan

FunwithSohanNeha8 years ago
um, yes. lets just put it shortly that pissing off people is a habit and so is eating meat and I get to do that all at once? Heck yes!

Pokeminer8 years ago
People Eating Tasty Animals

Lolifier8 years ago
Whoo hoo meat

Isabel DePaul12 years ago
Eat them

Wallflower7 years ago
I support animal rights don't eat meeeeee
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MintySweets<39 years ago
I would say "Hey everyone! Is that Justin Bieber in a candy store over there 200 miles away???"

redmask5659 years ago
any meat you say. cannibalism

KittyPotato12347 years ago
Eat the animal rights people then problem solved

frankie20187 years ago
I love meat but f### the animals following me

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Just file a restraining order.

xXBlack_S0ulz9 years ago
Downside please?

Theherobrinerobot9 years ago
If you went too far they mite do things a bit jurrastic like trying to kill you

Simasisius9 years ago
Cook hippies into best world chef`s food. Still theres a 35% chance it will taste bad. Canibalism.

Domo3659 years ago
Mmm i love the smell of cooking hippies in the morning... :)

Alexander Anderson9 years ago
I'll shove a big 'ol burger into one of their mouths then they'll abandon that person for eating meat and bam only one person following me

smsff710 years ago
I will just file a restraining order on them or make it to annoying to keep close

kupquake10 years ago
Fuck them ill kill them bitches lol

alistair f10 years ago
I can fucking sue their asses

alistair f10 years ago
I can fucking sue their asses

alistair f10 years ago
I can fucking sue their asses

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Okay, I get the point. There’s no reason to say the same thing four times.

oldnotweak10 years ago
good i can eat them too hahaha

WORTHIT11 years ago
I'd call the police and get them arrested for harrasment

Useless dumb F***s12 years ago
Screw them, best food ever here I come.

Megagamingtv9 years ago
Agree

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago
i'd like to talk to them about Humans omnivorus diet

Yanderepotato4 years ago
*vegetarian confusion* Sorry it rhymed

joe121678 years ago
Down side?

Zachary Romano12 years ago
I'd get myself a bottle and collect their tears to use as steak sauce.

s108605269 years ago
They would be so annoying following you around even if you don't eat the meat ever!!!!!!!

DanielRanacheri8 years ago
mweheheh meat

ro ev9 years ago
Vegen

EmilStvring7 years ago
its taste like the best chef does that mean im a semi cannibal?

nerdybucket8 years ago
My brothers are already vegetarians, and at school everyone is a hippie

fabulous princess 9 years ago
Psh I'm in 4-h peta does that already I don't care what they think

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
people eating tasty animals?

NoOffense7 years ago
So when you eat dick, it will taste like a chef cooked it... I need to exit this app and delete my account.

Phenomena10 years ago
I'm a veggie anyways

Zeasland4 years ago
ill annoy that vegan teacher

Fire Level One9 years ago
already happens to me

VVsilverVV11 years ago
il just go all like YOU MAD BITCHES? WELL SUCKS TO BE YOU! X3

Eric_Hartman9 years ago
I'll just shoot them.

roflcopters8 years ago
so if i press this i would say "you say this steak tastes like s**t. IT FREAKING TASTES LIKE HEAVEN!!"

mettaton_ex9 years ago
Basically my vegitarian friend Paige

Iosue_Draco5 years ago
If the only difference is the protestors i aint clickin

Radioactive Snowman9 years ago
They would try the food and stop protesting.

lolmi9 years ago
Can I eat this animal called... "rights activists"

TheGingerJesus7 years ago
Win win

Dannybrine878 years ago
Oh, your vegan? Oooooooh nobody gives a shit,

RainbowKittenLPS7 years ago
The best chefs make it taste too fancy. I'm fine with my oven cooked steaks.

Djelmo78 years ago
Shoot them
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