Will You Press The Button?

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77457 (78%) people have pressed this button, while 22137 (22%) did not.

You will become irresistible, invincible, and immortal

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You will never again experience the wonderful taste of bacon.

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

i refuse to be immortal

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

indeed

DaRealConMan 5 years ago

*laughs in vegetarian*

GradyGrady 11 years ago

Being immortal would suck. Doing nothing but float around in space when the world ends would be torture

Shadrar 2 years ago

Being immortal wouldn’t suck, don’t you know that you’ll eventually reach another planet ? In case you think the universe is gonna end at one point,probably,but in the same way another universe will be created if you wait long enough.

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Ben Scrannage 13 years ago

I don't even eat bacon that much.

seniorfh 4 years ago

same

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electrogame 10 years ago

I DONT WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER

Toningfiddle 8 years ago

Cause I know I’ll be living in pain

amazingsauce 5 years ago

muslim so I dont care lol

Pp77enel 9 years ago

I hate bacon

12248378 9 years ago

I'm a vegetarian

Gamity 9 years ago

What if you"re a vegetarian?

O9PsychoSniper 6 years ago

I don't even like bacon so it"s a win win for me

DanielBrah13 10 years ago

Bacon isn't even that good. What"s the downside?

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

what is it with the internet's fucking bacon fetish

RazorStudios 5 years ago

America

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Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

Haha. vegetarian. win/win.

Astronomical 8 years ago

Found the vegan

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Teigan 8 years ago

I hate bacon. So it"s a win win for me

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago

Eh, I wouldn't call bacon "wonderful".😒

RGPZ 8 years ago

I Don't Eat Bacon Shut Up Ppl At Least I Eat Pork

RGPZ 8 years ago

Well I'm Not Someone Who Uses Grammer On Websites Like This So Am Good Thx

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Argent32 8 years ago

DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BACON!!!

BOSS-MAN 9 years ago

I'm not allowed to eat bacon its in my religon

rd_78299919 9 years ago

1. i hate bacon (dont judge) 2. Invincible and immortal are the same thing

Toningfiddle 8 years ago

I hate you and I’m judging hard Real hard

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Uhm... upside and downside are mixed..

ishipphantoomuch 10 years ago

i hate bacon

Hogee12 10 years ago

Why does everyone think immortality is so great! It's NOT!

Unknown1940 10 years ago

Im muslim, I don't eat pork anyways.

Choco bar 11 years ago

There is no life without bacon I believe in no god but if there was one that would be my hell alive with no bacon

John Cenna 11 years ago

I hate bacon soooooo....

Toningfiddle 8 years ago

Everything is wrong with hating bacon and why did he put cenna if he knew it was cena huh

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Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

I don't eat bacon, but being immortal must suck

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

the number of commenters who claim not to like bacon, Is too damn high

Mindblowew656 6 years ago

I'm also muslim*

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Cristher Gamayo 13 years ago

Good thing I'm a vegetarian! XD

Migdin1 10 years ago

I feel bad for you not knowing the taste of bacon...

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Richie Rowland 13 years ago

Bacon is overrated.

Migdin1 10 years ago

WHAT BACON IS LIFE BACON IS LOVE!!!

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Corey Mantell 13 years ago

I like fried chicken more...

Rhys A Davies 13 years ago

im not a fan of bacon

Migdin1 10 years ago

YOURE NOT A HUMAN!!!

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Bryan Scott Varney 13 years ago

a new study suggests that bacon can lower male fertility and verility

Mastermaxie 11 years ago

Throw that study in the trash and burn your trash because bacon is the best.

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago

its a fair trade off

Kyles Rustici 13 years ago

Vegetarian, jokes in you ;)

Madi Celeste 13 years ago

I don't even like bacon so there's no downside

lesslife 9 years ago

Being immortal is depressing. You'll outlive the universe.

shadowpeace 11 years ago

I don't like bacons.

arbre450 5 years ago

every musulman buisness is Boomin"

Yourgesflergen 9 years ago

Bacon is a worthy sacrifice for Pussy

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

The first two upsides where good, but living forever will probably get boring.

Andyman301 11 years ago

I prefer sausage

Canif 8 years ago

Will sacrifices have to be made

xXAndFlameXx 10 years ago

I dont even like bacon

Oxideaus@gmail.com 11 years ago

so worth

HamsterBear 11 years ago

Pretty much hate bacon so...no hard choice here

Lord_blobfish 6 years ago

Baking kinda gross ngl

squishy_bmx 9 years ago

I hate pork products. win/win

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 10 years ago

Im vegetarian so XD

Bixby 8 years ago

There is always good fake bacon

DATEMSHOPYAYA 10 years ago

If you"re immortal, then you would have to watch your loved ones and the planet die. Do you really want to do that? Lose/lose!

Tricky 10 years ago

But bacon is terrible too, so it is a GIANT lose/indifferent

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