Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12 3 years ago

Skyconnor scares me

brr 7 months ago

theMoistAlphabet scares me

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CR7RMA 9 years ago

Never said how accelerated could be 1 sec.

Im-a-wild-card 5 years ago

Kittenlover that"s a great pfp

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Skyconnor 10 years ago

I don't see a proper loophole to this. You age slower, and if you are christian, everyone is family. That being said. Everyone on the Earth would die before you, and the Earth would slowly cease to exist. Well, now time to sit back, laugh, and watch the "e... [Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Ahh yes super powers of stopping time and cknsidering everyone a friend disproves the FACT of evolution yes yes *claps*

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nerdybucket 10 years ago

I will use it when everyone is dead

Asher-Cat 9 years ago

Just use it for emergencies, duh

Quartzfire 10 years ago

Just stay a for a lot in frozen time and isolate yourself from the world when you're not, and while you are, try to fix as many world problems. When you are done, try to find a way to undo this state. If there is a way to do it, there should be a way to un... [Show full comment]

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

time does not pass...

dankmemes101 9 years ago

accelerates by .00000000000000001 seconds

makkachin 10 years ago

3 seconds faster and slower... no downside

Stebbins 10 years ago

Just don't use power so much.

megamanrules123 10 years ago

FUCK MY FAMILY YA' STUPID HICKS!!!

NeoThunder 9 years ago

Doesn't matter, had ZA WARUDO !!!

DanTheDestroyer29 5 years ago

make a cure to death while time is paused

Chubby-Kitty 10 years ago

So, whats the downside?

TechnoPrism12 8 years ago

That’s really deep.

TacticalBacon420 10 years ago

who said the accelerated rate had to be significant?

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago

Chronomancy is one of my favorite powers... and I passed it up for more time with my wife. She's worth it.

Real_Alex_YIIK 3 years ago

I watched the cat, just out of my reach, duck inside the building. I had come so far... it would be anti-climatic to not have to go inside.; Inside the structure I found myself in a narrow corridor. Dark. Surprisingly dark with the sun still out just bey... [Show full comment]

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Doesn't say how much faster they age

dogpond 3 years ago

uhh frozen? like the movie? P.U no!

talks2self 9 years ago

I love all of you and consider you all my best friends!

69rzoI6rzy9g 8 years ago

Excuse me, there is a downside the the part where the upside is

OmegaGroudon 10 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will get kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555552555555555555555555555555555555555555 count down 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... Now close your eyes snd make a wish! Paste this into 15 coments and your wish will come true! Hurry you h... [Show full comment]

LunarMoone 9 years ago

I age 1 second slower, everyone else ages -1 second faster (so the same rate as me)

PuppyDeku 3 years ago

hy puupy

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

It already works like that.

IsHARI 10 years ago

Then I'd pretend I'm DIO.

SomethingRandom 10 years ago

how accelerated? like 1.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... [Show full comment]

Kosmita 4 years ago

ZA WURDO with a twist

Nite 8 years ago

Have no friends and change ur last name

gman29 9 years ago

"Time is only relevant" - Albert Einstein

Lzke 9 years ago

relative*

Damicra 10 years ago

I dont know why im writing this

ILOVENIGGERS 2 years ago

Protect family

Jawsh 3 years ago

Adam sandlers click

pizzalover 9 years ago

I regret pushing the button I rather sit back relax and watch every on die slowly😂😅

pizzalover 9 years ago

I regret not pushing

YourBoiLuigi 7 years ago

Now that i think sbout it, what would happen to me? I mean i am my friend and i am also my my family so would i age normally or would i age faster?

cursing_cash 10 years ago

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Watermelonman 9 years ago

Find the 2 and nothing happens 2 Count down 1"000"000"000, 999"999"999, 899"999"999, 799"999"999... ...4, 3, 2, 1. Now close your eyes and pee your pants now paste this into 0 comments and your pants will be wet Hurry you have 30 billion years or your pant... [Show full comment]

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

2 downsides?! ðŸ˜²

MYICONISAREDHAT 9 years ago

Just pause time, figure out a way to summon a genie, and then wish for the disadvantages to become advantages; ex: everyone ages slower instead of faster, and electronics work better instead of not working at all.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

Assuming genies exists. If they dont, you can figure out all you want and still no genie ...

concept_of_altrive 3 years ago

what the fuck

Fuqwitteenagers 10 years ago

At least you aren't immortal. If you keep to yourself and distant things go rather smoothly.

Willvy 3 years ago

So when I make new friends their lifespans slightly contract? Yikes

I-Pressed-The-Button-But-Nothing-Happened 8 years ago

the name speaks truly

EdwardFuller 10 years ago

And here's the Vita-Chamber. So, everyone gets this, lives forever(THAT IS A NON-ELECTRONIC MACHINE) and we say EFF YOU CREATOR!

gman29 9 years ago

How fast is the rate

Kris_wolf 10 years ago

....NOPE

presses last year

我终于可以惬意的享受生活了

Cube_Master 11 years ago

Reversed effects to what's supposed to happen to a time traveler?

JumboJawsh 3 years ago

may the lord allow my soul to rest......please...

pizzalover 9 years ago

If I get lonely screw myself I will just kill myself

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

I will make them age mentally faster technically I accelerated their aging and when I mean mentally faster I mean they get more experience in a less amount of time.

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