Will You Press The Button?

RainbowKitty9 years ago

YES WE COULD BRING HAPPINESS INTO THOSE WHO HAVE NONE. STOP SUICIDE. STOP THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING LEFT. IF WE DO IT ENOUGH WE WILL BE REMEMBER FOREVER

ShunAkiyama9 months ago

Skilledman69 you are a legend.

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Owain4529 years ago

Look into your own eyes through a mirror and bring yourself a happy life.

jeny18078 years ago

True

Magia3 years ago

Hopefully mirrors work.

Suprise_Buttsecks8 years ago

so... i become the living embodiment of alchohol... noice

Amazingcat304 years ago

XDDDDDDD

abcx7 years ago

Halved... Halved in what dimension? Time? Joy? Body size? Weight?

Mstrgmr65 months ago

lifespan

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EpicDragon68798 years ago

I already pressed a button which made me immortal, so I can do this with no consequences.

RandomGuyOnTheInternet7 years ago

Forget that button this is a new one

AstralFlame8 years ago

Yes it"s a worthy sacrifice that I would make

alterm89 years ago

Now that's an actual downside ':D

DiamondCreeper7 years ago

Really

youzimo10 months ago

It means You can get happiness, but time is short.

Allanadcat8 years ago

Just look into a mirror

Skeledaboii4 years ago

I may not be the best person in the world but the whole reason I live is to make people smile and laugh.

BrianRupram8 years ago

My life is useless anyway ; (

Soap90117 years ago

My life is basically this already, so...

thegardenofwho7 years ago

Good, I don't want to live long enough to get old and decrepit.

brehbrehbreh3 years ago

what if u become imortal in the futere so what i meen is you would normaly live like till your 86 years old but immortalety is something when you are 70 and you would take it would you still be immortal or just live till 43 years old?

Floofula8 years ago

Basing my info on a 90yr average lifespan, my life will last 45yrs if i press this button. I am 15 right now. I did press the button, which means i"ve pretty much granted world peace, and i get to live in the utopia i"ve created for 30yrs. What not to love?

Posik5 years ago

I pressed an earlier button that made me invincible so half of infinity equals infinity so I'll just make everyone happy and live forever

darkpineapple7 years ago

gonna be looking into a mirror

Leo Nunez12 years ago

I shall press the button again later

ThatGuyWithTheGlasses8 years ago

I got an idea to make your shortened life worth it.Look into your crushes eyes, wait a few days, tell them you granted them their happiness, then boom, your crush practically loves you for letting them have a happy life.

The_Yishster5 months ago

But how would your crush know that you granted his/her happiness?

Nagatodude7 months ago

As an adult in his late 30s, I'd have maybe 10years to live.... Hard pass

Raiha-Giovanna4 years ago

The earlier the better

eatemupeatemupeatemupeatemup7 years ago

Their happiness will be a lie.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

BUT I CAN'T HELP EVILY STARING INTO MY ENAMYS EYES!!!

YourLocalToaster3 years ago

I don’t make eye contact, dang it! What’s in it for me!?

JaydenSchweitzer8 years ago

Ya but if we stopped suicide then u couldn't kys and u should

Bossitronio20148 years ago

Quality over Quantity, amirite?

Posik5 years ago

pressed an earlier button that made me invincible so half of infinity equals infinity so I'll just make everyone happy and live forever

darkpineapple7 years ago

make a scientist happy enough to make a potion of invinsibility

Banzai277 years ago

Joy= doing the impossible now

Mac Zilla9 years ago

What if I live to be 200?

OwenVaughn8 years ago

FACK MY LIFE I MASTERBATE FOR A LIVING

qdh7 months ago

每天注视工厂里的工人，田间里的农民，全世界受苦的人

bxdri4 years ago

Look in the mirror and I'll be happy too, quality of life > quantity of life

sharky_marky8 years ago

I already pressed to be immortal

KDKDragon7 years ago

Well shit.

TheButton1017 years ago

Look in a mirror

Trollmaguy123 years ago

HIPPIE NONSENSE NEEDS MORE ALCOHAL. ONLY DOWNSIDES

abcx8 years ago

Halved in... what? Length? Size? I know, sadness, right! :D

idkwhattoputhere4 years ago

so its like the eye deal for shinigami eyes in death note but they happy

odjack8 years ago

I want to live a full life

andrewls6719 years ago

I'd rather live half a good life than all of a a bad one.

darkpineapple7 years ago

already pressed the button to never go above 30 nice try

FFFS5 months ago

I can’t make eye contact comfortably

SydDuning8 years ago

I have no life so... win win.

seriously_smart3 years ago

drugs??

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Well free money i guess cuz if they are happy they are more than happy to give me money right

Thespam7 years ago

Copy and paste this to 10 places or die

AMONG_USlast year

Looking to evryones eyes asap so before i die i shall give happiness to evryone

Hera8 years ago

I"d rather live a short and sweet life

IDONTFREAKINGCARE4 years ago

If u did not click the button this is for u. TOU SELFISH LITTLE BITCH IF YOU CLICKED THE BUTTON YOU COULD HAVE SAVED SO MANY PEOPLE FROM SUICIDE AND BRING PEOPLE HAPPINESS IF THEY HAVE NONE BUT INSTEAD YOU DECIDED TO GET HALF OF YOUR LIFE BACK. YOU GOT HALF A LIKE AND STOLE MILLIONS OF LIFES

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