Will You Press The Button?

mpregtruther3 months ago

well

EPl_Go9 years ago

Hey I pressed a bitton for infinite life a minute ago so i live just a half eternity? Great :D

mpregtruther3 months ago

I really wish you weren't alive rn

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MNITIMMY9 years ago

Two times better at living!

elvinja9 years ago

STOP STEALING MY WORDS EVERYONE...le

Ritty8 years ago

I'm 2x as good at figuring how to live forever

NiftyChibi7 years ago

2 x 0 = 0

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

I'm now two times better at living, meaning I will live a normal life.

Polypoo4 years ago

No downside

DenGC4 years ago

two times better at staying alive

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

I want to live

UserOfName8 years ago

2 times better at not dying? Or 2 times faster so you can finish everything in just half life?

Yosherstrudal9 years ago

Boi what's wrong with this?!

Zoomergal8 years ago

Fuck you.

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Frey3 years ago

get a two times as good life span

Dartanman8 years ago

I am now two times better at living one life, so... living two lives. Live half as long, great. One life.

BernardoDuarte7 years ago

Ahh no downside

minecraftpro20508 years ago

Im perfect kick it

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So I get to be twice as good at being twice as good at being twice as good at being twice as good at...(etc.) So I can be infinitely better at everything including living longer right? Complex loopholes all the way!

CombativeGoal483397 years ago

#Reality

DragonFireHeart9 months ago

DRAGONS LIVE FOREVER. IF WE HUNT TWICE AS GOOD THAT WOULD BE USEFUL. TWOTIMES AS MUCH FOOD... I WILL NEVER STARVE AGAIN.

XanderLionheart8 years ago

Bring it on, I'm gingbto die anyway one day.

Posh_barbarian9 years ago

I get twice as good at not dying

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Then WAHT"S the point

DiyarMahdawy7 years ago

It said you are better at everything so it multiplier your living time and it takes it out so you live just what you will live now

Daro9 years ago

2 x 0 = 0

kingcoal127 years ago

Death Note is that you

Well Im just a random dude9 years ago

im better at living longer sooo

CrazyElf073 years ago

I’ll also be two times better at living. No downsides.

ASAF_Telis6 years ago

To times better at living 300 years.

Danvesterfaar8 years ago

I'm double as good as using my lige No loss No gain

Fnafmaster7 years ago

What if I am 2x better at becoming immortal?

Schmucklehed6 months ago

ill live twice as fast

TheManWhoLovesTrains8 years ago

I already pressed like 10 immortality buttons soo...

derpface435638 years ago

WHO CARES IF I ONLY LIVE HALF LONG IM STILL BETTER LOL XD

flzzzzy4 years ago

i am two times better at having a longer lifespan. current lifespan x2 /2 still equals my current lifespan

Dontaskmyname7 years ago

Two times better at staying alive.

cdr9 years ago

Half...mmmm...halllf.....HALFFF LIIIFEEE CONFIERMEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

GavinMayhew7 years ago

More fulfilling

hatgirl52529 years ago

DEATH NOTE!

Lorange73 years ago

Your life will be normal cause your 2 x better at everything

abbs338 years ago

I'm pretty good at living soooo

Emeraldking6 years ago

Get better at living longer than normal people

IanMitchellTheRocksmasher8 years ago

Yeah two times better at living

GlutNy7 years ago

Downside?

Jesus-Christ6 months ago

I was already crucified too young.

BenenM8 years ago

YOLO MOTHAFUCKA

Bezqr4 years ago

Well two times zero is still zero :(.

pokepower868 years ago

well your 2 times better at living sooooooo...

Winter__Scorpion9 years ago

I would be better at living, so even if I live for half as long I am better so id live the normal amount

Exit7567 years ago

Half as long as what

ManiacStar9 years ago

i am 2 times better so i know a way to live longer

thefoo008 years ago

I DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON

Stefie Rose12 years ago

who wants to get old anyway

Wolfblood57379 years ago

I don't know... 46 years from when this comment was posted life is pretty good .

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lewis04283 years ago

all my life i’ve been a loser now’s my chance

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