Will You Press The Button?

Zmallmanz 2 years ago

Bait child predators to a secluded location and kill them. Use immortality to evade police and steal guns to continue my spree. Kill corrupt police and gangs. Kill corrupt government officials. I will change the planet and put it on a better path

tyllerdun 11 years ago

bye bye Donald Trump

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago

Cheshire, he is immortal though!

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Johnathan Reed 13 years ago

Join any military. Solved. Murder until peace is achieved, just like God and Uncle Sam intended

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

this question is legit just william afton

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MDS_Dan 11 years ago

*finds a deathnote

Adarsh Shukla 10 years ago

So basically we will become a fucking Shinigami.

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JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago

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Bagel_Chip 2 years ago

bro, you could just not kill people

Idoglober 6 years ago

Orochimaru

Akko_Rishtar 10 years ago

Solves the problem of not being able to die when you want to

carson18 6 years ago

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Sarah Mae-Rose 13 years ago

Sweet. I get to live for as long as I want AND I can erase the scum of the earth like a reaper. And if I ever wanna die, I just gotta stop killing. I fail to see a downside.

carson18 6 years ago

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OtakuFeels 11 years ago

Workin the execution rooms in prison.

Doctor Weeaboo 10 years ago

Well i see immortality and i think no, but then i think immortal serial killer, seem"s fun.

carson18 6 years ago

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Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

I.... Just ONE more dilemma involving immortality and I'll lose my shit

carson18 6 years ago

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Joe Sturwold 13 years ago

Those poor ants

TheOneWhoMustNotBeNamed 9 years ago

And don't forget the spiders!

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Emma Peacock 13 years ago

Sooo.. You become Voldemort?

carson18 6 years ago

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Sophia Deggans 13 years ago

sooo... voldy dude. no press.

carson18 6 years ago

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Voldemort pressed the button

carson18 6 years ago

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Avery Carbonell 13 years ago

HIDAN

carson18 6 years ago

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Julie Damm 13 years ago

I ave a feeling the government is tracking those who hit the button.

Plazy 9 years ago

You wouldn't be floating around in nothing. You wouldn't be able to kill anyone so you"d die.

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Maisy Fincham 13 years ago

TIME TO KILL BITCHES/ NO-GOOD-DO-ERS.

carson18 6 years ago

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Justin Skiles 13 years ago

49% need worse morals

Stanley Grayson 13 years ago

So basically a win win then?

carson18 6 years ago

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Nicole Ponikvar 13 years ago

Like a vampire...

carson18 6 years ago

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Angel Eyler 13 years ago

no downside.

Randy Paul Osieczonek Jr. 13 years ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

carson18 6 years ago

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ImaginationNation 9 years ago

No downside

Nick_bulgar 11 years ago

kill putin, kill every member of the islamic state, I LIVE FOR EVEEEEEEER!!!

Man of Literature 10 years ago

Just scoop less than an inch. Boom, no downside.

derpedout 11 years ago

sounds like zeref.

ninjabot 5 years ago

Me: kills every bitch out there

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

military, death row executioner, and like others said, sanitizing/washing hands

Xeptic 10 years ago

xdddddddd

Meh 12 years ago

It just says murder to keep your immortality it doesn't say how many people. If be an immortal dexter

WhatHowWhy 5 years ago

So basically i become a vampire, yeah i think thats fair

Radonehere 11 years ago

Murder to keep mortality murder 1 animal every 100000â¿000000000000000000000000 years

joaquin55 9 years ago

Wash your hands. Rip bacteria. GG.

Blebleb 7 years ago

Never says how much or what I have to murder. One ant in exchange for immortality.

killstien 11 years ago

So gta

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Foxesarecool 9 years ago

Not true liar 🤥

SuperFox135 11 years ago

I don't see the upside

xiangxin last year

有能力≠要用

MichNeko 10 years ago

Your originality is out of the roof!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thrashdoveftw 10 years ago

bye Doni

Vavioullang 11 years ago

Why does no one understand that immortality would SUCK?

Iamyoung 4 years ago

ant!!!!!

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

Slade House

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen 13 years ago

Dress up like Batman or something and hunt down criminals. Unless it's like the villain in Superhero movie who has to kill every day, I'll just shank people in allies.

SemiIsback 8 years ago

ima just join the military

Normal Joe 11 years ago

Murder ants

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago

I get to be Light Yagami FOREVER!

MarksMan888 11 years ago

I didn't press the button, but I'm saying it anyway, I COULD BE A CANNIBLE

BlueButton 9 years ago

think of all those microscopic creatures that die everytime i take a step

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