You are granted eternal life and health
but
These gifts are also given to one and only one other person, and you two absolutely loathe one other
I will not

Giga-Brain 4 years ago
all your friends and family die but one still i cant hold 1 conversation for more then 3 minutes so id try to commit die but i couldnt cause i would be imortal and id just be stuck hanging until they realise

MidNight3000 10 years ago
They could just make up they don't have to hate each other forever, and if they do just don't talk, be on diffrent sides of the earth! :p

WBGrock 11 years ago
Get off my side of the universe!!!

BlackBalverine 9 years ago
eternity at war with another immortal?........sounds good.

562crazygamer 11 years ago
These gifts were given to 17061 ”one and only one” other people

Shadows Twilight 10 years ago
My very own eternal enemy. Awesome

piglord22 11 years ago
Why wouldn't anyone press the button?

Tricky 10 years ago
Immortality sucks
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Rem-chan 10 years ago
I no wanna enternal lifr

Blake Walker 13 years ago
Sounds like marriage to me, lol!

Likememes 9 years ago
Really does
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Killer darkness 11 years ago
I would just endup doing her

Zsteckob 6 years ago
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dra 9 years ago
living eternally = having all your family, friends, loved ones, etc. die and you live forever = depression = trying to kill yourself = no you can't

RedVexeD 10 years ago
The world is a big place. I'm sure I could figure out how to avoid said person. It WOULD suck to be stuck with any of the people I loathe though... There"s not many of them, and all of them are SJW snowflake morons.

writersblock99 11 years ago
Yay!! So when the earth is wrecked and the sun explodes into a red giant, I can either burn for ever and ever in true Islamo-Christian style, or float forever in the vacuum of space with little chance of ever finding civilized life again. To say nothing o... [Show full comment]

Justin Abner 13 years ago
Sounds like a great anime plot

Aen_Woedbeanna 9 years ago
Basically Houraisan Kaguya and Fujiwara no Mokou from Touhou.
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Jason Sawyer Hogge 13 years ago
Curse you Crimson Chin!

lucasthemaster 2006 10 years ago
Don't fukin care

HumanPerson 11 years ago
Curse

Minifuriosa 9 years ago
Eternal life *stabs them in the face repeatedly*

ThatOneZora 12 years ago
Eternal life is really overrated anyway. You'd both get sick of it eventually.

Grable 2 years ago
immortality is bad no matter what way you spin it

CCCM89 11 years ago
Always fun to have an enemy. They make the best conversation partners. ^_^

Jessemehh 10 years ago
I dobt want to live now why would i want to forever

Spiderp 10 years ago
Guess I"d be Kaguya then.

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502194

No.37815 11 years ago
Who wants to live forever and watch their love die.

PerDaDer 11 years ago
Hope irlts not a man...

Panifex 8 years ago
I don't know whom I loathe

ai2delley 12 years ago
It never said I had to live with them or even make any contact with them

SonGoku3 10 years ago
I dont care bout dem

Writban 12 years ago
We rule a hemisphere each. Simple.

puertoricant 10 years ago
INFINITE BATTLING

Aether 11 years ago
Become friends with that person...

AshyBoo 11 years ago
i dont think i could hate that person forever

Stark107 4 years ago
Enemies to lovers slow burn

RocketGirl1 11 years ago
move to the opposite side of the planet as you nemesis....

WoodsRunner 9 years ago
Sounds like a sort of "two brothers, order and chaos" kind of story

Alex Du 13 years ago
Kaguya and Mokou?

die_dampfnudel 6 years ago
Sounds like great hate sex

BeRsErk 12 years ago
I will fight forever with that person. We will wait for the future when super powers are actually a thing and then we will destroy all of the poor countries in our fight. We will then go to space to destroy planets in our eternal battle. We will find a way... [Show full comment]

ArKade47 10 years ago
So we hate "one other" person? why would we argue then? Also, immortality is overrated.

ArtemisFowlthethird 12 years ago
OH HELL NO IM NOT GONNA SURVIVE WITH JUSTIN BEIBER

WAAliG 10 years ago
Easy, live on the other side of the world to the other dude

_SlytherinROX 11 years ago
I DONT WANT TO LIVE FOREVER FFS HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?

Wonder18 9 years ago
This is going to happen anyway.

Six_seven_sechs_seiben last year
"mortal enemy?" "no I have an immortal enemy"

Walkingunz 11 years ago
That sounds like the premise of a neat book/movie

ParanoidGaming 9 years ago
I will choose donald trump

Luka Obser 13 years ago
Sounds like Hancock xD

Shocky_Pink 5 years ago
And that other person, THE SNAIL.

totoro 11 years ago
I wouldn't live forever anyway
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