I don't get it. People don't believe in you as a god... But that doesn't matter... I'm as powerful as God, so who cares if people don't believe me? I don't need them to.
last year
Even it was you're family?
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
i dislike religions anyways
wrod79737 years ago
There is only one true religion that is real: christianity.
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
Who needs followers when you can just SMITE EVRYONE
GalaticDoge7 years ago
*commits genocide against my creations*
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Lodyloop8 years ago
if you find the six twos I will give you 100000000000000000000000000 moneys 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555...[Show full comment]
Person:"HA YOU ARE NOT FUCKING GOD ASS SHIT FUCK" Me:*smirks* *evil laugh* oh IM not god? *walks away* shoves arm at idiot* Person:*gets blown through nearest building*
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orionpeace9 years ago
... wait if im god i can change anything so i just change there opinions
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gamergeneral9 years ago
if I'm the equivalent to god that means there is still god, so I don't have the responsibilities of god, I just get to have "fun" unless god has me do stuff.
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Nanna Sørensen12 years ago
it does not matter if they would belive in me.. as long as i could make their lifes better :)
Can't. The universe"s one rule that not even you can alter--wait wtf am I saying?? You could totally alter that rule! You"re god ffs. Idk what I was thinking
thats perfect that way you arent noticed by your god actions
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JP Sands12 years ago
I think I will make those motherfuckers believe in me.
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Gordon Miles12 years ago
So i'd do nothing? and not exist... Sounds shit.
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Wolfgames9 years ago
I'm an apeiest
Aftertale Frisk <3 (=) )9 years ago
Pardon me but... What did you say?
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Noah Buracker12 years ago
Oh trust me...they would believe in me soon enough.
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A man9 years ago
So, I Just say im buddha XD
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dankmemes1018 years ago
What god?
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MutantMistress10 years ago
So? I still get cool powers!
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GalaticDoge7 years ago
I would just torture my creations, with horrible disasters and diseases.
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XCookieProX9 years ago
dont care i can do whatever i want
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I"d make the world perfect forever and then just call it a day. I don't need followers.
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toastymcstuffins10 years ago
I'll fuckin make em believe
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
the kind of god ive always wanted to be doesnt want or need followers of a faith in me or stupid things like that, all i need is "time"
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Raptorwolf38 years ago
Then they won't blame me when I fuck up
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waterpistol7811 years ago
The world would be very frightened if it gave me this choice
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chicamanama3 years ago
Cool, no one can blame me for a bad thing that is their own fault
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Poncho9159 years ago
Basically jesis
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Oldiron_797 years ago
Go full sodom and Gomorrah on a couple of places and people will start believing
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i press buttons its fun9 years ago
Im above god so why would i press it
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Bill_buttliker4 years ago
No one believes in me now so
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Kozuto9 years ago
I wasn't going to tell them anyway.
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Tecnomat098 years ago
But I can do anything, so what"s the downside?
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giorgio10 years ago
I will suprise them
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LilderpyCat8 years ago
Thanks you no one by believing in me <3
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LizzieFizz8 years ago
XD
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Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
I don't care I can just create a universe where everyone believes in me
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Heartbreaker149 years ago
No one believes in me anyway so I'm good
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Robert Raymond Holmes III12 years ago
Why should I care?
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Blurgh7 years ago
Why not just not tell people who you are, secretly have the best fucking life ever and travel the universe forever and just tell your companions you"re from an alien planet so that they technically don't believe in you as a God but as an alien?
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mackurbin9 years ago
I enjoy existing, thanks.
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robin5477 years ago
Jokes on you, no one believes in me now!
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TheButtonJoe9 years ago
Hm... Before clicking this button, create a religion that follows a god SIMILAR to you, and the miracles that you do will simply be associated to a god you created... People won't believe in you, but in a god that you represent.
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Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago
I will come down blazing with machine guns and rapture humanity then I"d make an alien equivalent which I like better they wouldn't be people so they"d be things therefore countering the downside by having things believe in me not people lol jokes on u
Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago
Also right now in real life I'm a heathen so I assume it means I"d become the equivalent of God if he were real
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