Will You Press The Button?

trentyour5 11 years ago

This is what goes on in the mind of a germaphobe.

Dominator91 4 years ago

yep

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JuliaSnee 9 years ago

Where"s Levi when you need him.

mebruh 11 years ago

Oh well that only sounds like, EVERY DISEASE EVER

RamenKingu 11 years ago

Sneeze into your magic mold bread. Watch war happen while snacking on magic popcorn.

ChloeEatsCake 9 years ago

Hold in your sneeze

Jackson Bridges 13 years ago

sneeze into a bucket of hand sanitizer

Hastiry 4 years ago

man Iam dieing

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1234567891012345678910 5 years ago

Idc about earth I c about me!

LailaandLana 10 years ago

Jokes on u, IDC about reddit

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wrong sub my guy

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago

Doesn't say when they will threaten to take over the world...

nhafizulhaq 11 years ago

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Cat4530 9 years ago

😐 um I'm really confused 🤷🏼‍♀️

DeathNinjaGamerHD 9 years ago

Every time you sneeze a rapidly evolving colony of germs form and must be destroyed before they evolve to the point of threatening the take over of earth. there are more than 1 wrong words.o fu am analphubit

Poliswagatron 9 years ago

Just cut of your nose/ voldemort style

endergirl1872 9 years ago

YEET. u can still sneeze tho

Foxmaster88 9 years ago

Dude WTF just sneeze into an cup then put plastic wrap on it then the can't escape.

itsyeboiblake 10 years ago

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Foxmaster88 9 years ago

Wtf three nothing

itsyeboiblake 10 years ago

Don't sneeze

thebat10 10 years ago

Threaten😏

BenjaminDupaix 10 years ago

sneeze into a fire or some acid... or just have your sinuses removed

EmilySpezialetti 10 years ago

Just say watermelon before you sneeze

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED 10 years ago

make a barrier of food whenever u sneeze

Nintendo64forever 10 years ago

nose plugs anyone?

Ricocheif 10 years ago

Live in a hazmat suit.

Yasin1337 10 years ago

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Foxmaster88 9 years ago

STOP POST ING THAT FUCKING COMMENT

XVicent 10 years ago

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fiddelsticks 10 years ago

always carrie hand sanatizer spray

RenxConverse 10 years ago

dont you want to taste the food?

RenxConverse 10 years ago

but dont you want to tsste the food?

A strange person 10 years ago

Sorry, but the typo means the downside is invalid. It should be "to" instead of "the" at one point.

Zacattac 10 years ago

conjure all the food then learn who to stop sneezes and if i can't then i will conjure more food and die so i don't destroy the earth.

booksrule123 10 years ago

Honestly if I had this the world would be dead right now, given that I sneezed six times while writing this. (and I'm not even sick) But it didn't say they were particularly fast-evolving, not even that they were trying to evolve and kill us. I think this is just what already happened.

Loopholesbeginhere 9 years ago

Yeah they could evolve to help us even and learn to communicate through infection they"d just need to reach the brain then we could make bargains one could be that they help increase our strength for food stuff like that they could help fight the bad disea... [Show full comment]

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red344 10 years ago

sneeze in a bottle of liquid soap

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 10 years ago

Free food bitchs!

bruh_unlimited 11 years ago

Bandage on nose problema solved ;)

SummerBlank 11 years ago

Just sneeze on a napkin and then burn it

FatheredPuma81 11 years ago

Just don't sneeze then...

Skyguy1981 11 years ago

N9oooooo my fear bacteria viruses

Brennon Wilson 11 years ago

Just stay away fom things that make u sneeze

Catastrophically Ravishing (CR) 11 years ago

How do those things even relate to each other?

petrucci15 11 years ago

just sneeze into an anti-bac tissue then

RoseðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹ 11 years ago

To much food is bad for you so I pass

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago

I don't really sneeze...

Swagmander 11 years ago

make a cup of water that makes it so you cant sneeze

Boo Cakes 13 years ago

That escalated quickly o.o

MemmyLuvsCats 11 years ago

So true

Rockett_man 11 years ago

carry a tiny pot of lava in a thermos flask, becuase yolo

assgoblin69 8 years ago

Hand sanitizer

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Anything for food

Alexus Turner 13 years ago

They never said I could get juice...so I didn't press the button...

LuisRios 9 years ago

Go to the doctor get some meds

Jujulaw216 6 years ago

So COVID-19?

Zorro 11 years ago

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James O'Malley 12 years ago

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