You get a loyal pet dragon, capable of flight, fire breathing, and full understanding of human languages.
but
The dragon has separation anxiety issues, going on destructive rampages when left alone.
I will not

gennerx 11 years ago
I have that now.....wait no that's my cat.

Scarcrash01 10 years ago
Lol SAME

RadioactiveCookie 10 years ago
Who in their right mind would leave a FIRE BREATHING ANIMAL ALONE?! THINK PEOPLE!

lytasucks 9 years ago
i would never leave it. we"d both have anxiety issues!

Shy Dash 13 years ago
why would you leave the dragon?

Benbeentaken 5 years ago
Dude i only would left the dragon alone when i am at the shower …. Oh wea he can just break in
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BrightLies 9 years ago
Just get a babysitter (pardon me, a dragonsitter) or just fly it everywhere

geena the gamer 11 years ago
Why would you leave the dragon? Just stay with the dragon!!!!!

TheMage 11 years ago
If you have a small dragon he could go anywhere you are and be your bodyguard!

HirundoArvensis 12 years ago
Can I fuck it?

Koridon 2 years ago
REPORT!
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Kerry Tabb 13 years ago
That's pretty much the Inheritance Cycle, worth it in every way. Best books ever people, read them!!!

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
OMG I love those books! @MasterRubish Move to Alagaesia w/ me?
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Thatoneunnoticedemokid 9 years ago
I wouldn't leave the Dragon. For the fact of, I don't have a car, and I need to get where I want somehow. And I'll find a way to fit that Dragon into stores, cuz u don't want it rampaging through your town now do ya?

shipqueen28 9 years ago
Simple, have a small little dragon (Heck, you could have a Chinese dragon instead of a Western one) and keep it with you.

Toruk 9 years ago
Never sed I could not train it to negate the down side

Piper Lee Sines 13 years ago
I would never leave my dragon alone.

AnimeIsSenpai 9 years ago
Just get a small one.

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
I would like a baby dragon so it could come inside.

Zacattac 10 years ago
trying to get into bank "i literally can't leave him behind or he WILL kill everyone within 5 miles" banker "oh....(i need a vacation)"

Squirrel127 10 years ago
Keep the dragon on my shoulder problem solved

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
It can't hurt anyone if it's alone. :)

tomboy are like wtf 11 years ago
Hehe il bring it to school and scare ppl

Niccolo Pavoni 13 years ago
I would ride my dragon to my work *O*

Dark22 6 years ago
what if he/she were small?
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Irene Santing 13 years ago
Simple - never leave it alone.

pyborg 5 years ago
Get a dog sitter O_O

Gamerguy 11 years ago
Uh my dragon will just come with me I'll be like hiccup and toothless plus everyone is going to be afraid of my awsome dragon

DedicatedOtaku 9 years ago
Me and the dragon are the exact same ☺️ I"d never leave there side!

Skylord_Xenysis 11 years ago
So basically, HTTYD?

luckylucky 10 years ago
Well I want a baby dragon

Kathryn I. Pettit 13 years ago
Hire a dragon sitter. Tell the dragon to kill them if they don't obey.

Pawzer 12 years ago
Just always take him/her with me. No destructive rampages to worry about, then.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
so i have a leash.

BigToes 6 years ago
Imma go with yes

ScourgeTheHedgehog 11 years ago
Bring your pet to school.Bring your pet to work.That will be fun, until they start burning down houses.

MegaTurtleable 11 years ago
take him with me

Chickenparm 8 years ago
I'll make a serum so I can shrink him into my pocket. Boom, pocket dragon

TheTwerkingDragon 11 years ago
Well im going to use them as a shelter of sorts

Arahd Is Gold 12 years ago
Guess who left his dragon at home lol

GamingGriffin 9 years ago
It can be a little toy-sized dragon. I can just put em" in my bag, make sure it has some snacks, and take it with me to school. They would have to understand that it is fully harmless as long as it is with me and allergen free.

Loli-cunt 11 years ago
Fuck yeah! Pet dragon!

SMADF 10 years ago
*take dragon to your school* Hi guys! Meet toothless! *LEAVE*

Joe Newkirk 13 years ago
Why would I leave it alone?

footlettuce 3 years ago
get a smol boi so he can come with you wherever

Unobox 10 years ago
I would never leave my dragon alone tbh

AColdGuy 5 years ago
Hire a psychologisit for the dragon lol

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Why does it reminds me of Pokemon?

Anime-lol 9 years ago
Just bring the dragon everywhere you go.

Ai-bot 12 years ago
Depends on size if you ask me. If it is small, sure. But else nah

lazyredditor69 7 years ago
My dragon would never leave my side He would be my bro

GiraRay 11 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/219659

Cailei 12 years ago
so bring your pet to work day every day

spinysaurus22 11 years ago
don't leave it alone

KiryuuSensei 10 years ago
Just take it with you
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