All newborn children from here on will be born perfect with immunities to all diseases, incredible intellect and good loks
but
All single people over the age of 30 all die instantaneously the moment you press the button
I will not

NovaJ721 11 years ago
You just need to marry people over 30 so they wouldn't be single =)

MichaelIvy 8 years ago
Harem? Lmao
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TrueRenegade 9 years ago
So by pressing this button I get a over populated world full of spoiled brats and I kill millions of people. No thanks.

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
But it would be if we pressed the button.
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GangsternauwL 10 years ago
Immunities are bad for humanity

noobcreeper 4 years ago
How so
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mr awesomeness 11 years ago
more people are born than people die

Panfoo123 10 years ago
sometimes dumb people make great entertainment... plus everyone ain't perfect, plus i don't want lots of people (or very few people idk peoples stories) to die

TotallyToxic 11 years ago
For the greater good

Mike9090 9 years ago
Without imperfection there is no perfection.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
“And when everyone’s a super… no one will be.” - Syndrome

Donutsu 6 years ago
(A)Not being perfect is what makes people interesting and beautiful individuals.(B)What about Asexual people over 30?

A.Stranger 10 years ago
I played ROBLOX.... Oh.... I don't think so.....

Floyd Ervine Darling 13 years ago
sucks to suck

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
no autistic ppl. My brother is autistic. Also, if everyone is smart, no one is. Also, being autistic is awesome but it means you're differant than everyone. everyone cant be perfect if one is differant. and if everyone was perfect dat b boring. also, think about the pardoxes. SP00KY

Coffeeyote 10 years ago
I'm OK with that, I won't ever do drugs. The bad part of this doesn't effect me in any way

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
remind me to press this in 4 months

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Remember to press this six months ago.

BigDaddyWingnut 9 years ago
I don't want to die by pressing a button, so no.

JethroJireh 9 years ago
Anyone? Marriage?

Sir. Snarlington 10 years ago
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DTRIPP 10 years ago
Good loks enough said

ChewYuHou 8 years ago
so we basically kill millions to save infinite pple in the future? hmmmm....

Anonymgord 10 years ago
I'm under 30

LightningThor20 11 months ago
so they would vote out trump and sort out all other problems in the world and the only cost is a like 3B people which they might be able to bring back to life with better tech.

SquidHat 9 years ago
Who cares if they have good loks.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
remind me to press this in about 3-4 months

m9365428 9 years ago
I'm 29

TheThinker 10 years ago
Um, what is a lok?

MarianasPilots 10 years ago
All the people I know are either young or married. I have nothing to lose.

ClawedWinter 8 years ago
Key word: Single

Rust_010 8 years ago
I pressed it for all the deaths.

Akroma 10 years ago
What"s "loks"?

MusicBonez 9 years ago
Could someone just explain what "good loks" are?

Owain452 10 years ago
My grandmother would die!? Screw that!!

DriedSpit 4 years ago
Plot of GOH right now

Haktan Kachmaz 10 years ago
Nope respect to forever alones! (Btw im not a forever alone)

Macucumber 10 years ago
idgaf

ZHgamer9246 6 years ago
I am under 30 and most of conservatives in the world are above 30, sooooo i am pressing it.

JustinReynolds 9 years ago
I'm surprised at how close it was

LoneDragon 8 years ago
I don't think I know anybody over 30 who is single sooo.....

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Nekari Varra 13 years ago
Bye all single peeps!!

ShooShoe42 10 years ago
That are over 30

Rem-chan 10 years ago
I die

Toprak 6 months ago
no no no

Generic-edgelord 9 years ago
Im not thirty so theres no downside

MouseGirl 5 years ago
My mom is single and 40 do no

nukechicken 9 years ago
Id do it just for the amount of death

justjoking 10 years ago
I'm not 30 yet, but most of the people I know are 30 or over. I couldn't do that to them, period. Not to mention the repercussions all over the world. And how about people 29 years and younger having to take care of all the babies now?

Albino-giraffe 7 years ago
The thing is that this will soon lead to overpopulation followed by a sharp decrease of population which will soon lead to extinction because diseases also adapt to their host. If there is no genetic diversity we would be done for m8.

The_muse 8 years ago
every one is married to something such as food, work, themselves, exedra

Baughg1 10 years ago
Fuck people

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago
I don't wan't to raise Grey Mann and destroy the population...

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why would you want to be perfect? Your more human by bring flawed because let's face it, everyone is.

Gwenjoyable 3 years ago
So… a majority of males die instantly?

hypotheticalNick 10 years ago
Why are these so morbid?!

Loophole man 10 years ago
It supposedly makes for a more emotional decision
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