All newborn children from here on will be born perfect with immunities to all diseases, incredible intellect and good loks
but
All single people over the age of 30 all die instantaneously the moment you press the button
I will not


NovaJ7219 years ago
You just need to marry people over 30 so they wouldn't be single =)

MichaelIvy7 years ago
Harem? Lmao
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
So by pressing this button I get a over populated world full of spoiled brats and I kill millions of people. No thanks.

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago
But it would be if we pressed the button.
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
Immunities are bad for humanity

noobcreeper2 years ago
How so
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Coaster8 years ago
Good loks?

Vicamu7 years ago
Hair loks
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mr awesomeness9 years ago
more people are born than people die

Panfoo1239 years ago
sometimes dumb people make great entertainment... plus everyone ain't perfect, plus i don't want lots of people (or very few people idk peoples stories) to die

Donutsu5 years ago
(A)Not being perfect is what makes people interesting and beautiful individuals.(B)What about Asexual people over 30?

TotallyToxic9 years ago
For the greater good

Mike90907 years ago
Without imperfection there is no perfection.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
“And when everyone’s a super… no one will be.” - Syndrome

A.Stranger8 years ago
I played ROBLOX.... Oh.... I don't think so.....

Floyd Ervine Darling12 years ago
sucks to suck

FireyDeath47 years ago
Wait, that means Mum and Grandma die...

Ender78 years ago
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DarkMatt3t7 years ago
Spelling please

Purple_Cat3 years ago
Just don't press the button till I have children

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
So long poeple over thirty

Cat6089 years ago
there problem XD

HOWTOBEWEIRDdot8 years ago
You just need to marry people over 30 so they wouldn't be single BUTTON PRESSED BOOM

Anallizer9 years ago
Incredible intellect will help society more than lonely people (no offense).

Annoying-Orange6 years ago
Oh Mai gawd good loks

NathanClark8 years ago
Well if theyre over 30 there never gona get maried

ChampionTheIV9 years ago
The reason I did not press this button is because I don't want bad people that are "born perfect with immunities to all diseases, incredible intellect and good looks" that would be terrible.

Starslayer8 years ago
They have enough intelligence so that they also extremely morale

ZeroS8 months ago
No downside

NextGen4049 years ago
GENOCIDE SUKS

ThePaulDude4 years ago
If I press this I'll die, FUCK THAT!

MajorMomHappy8 years ago
I know a guy over 30. He"s single. Presses Burton to kill him.

someonee7 years ago
Not killing loads of people just so new people will be amazing

JamesJay8 years ago
No man over 30 is single they just haven't decided what they want hehe

Coffeeyote8 years ago
Fine with me

GrungyOnGmod7 years ago
well there goes 20% of women and 60% of men, sh*t

KirbyKid5203 years ago
sorry grandpa.

Dman17 years ago
I don't want to lose my parents

Jacksharkquack9 years ago
Huh... my math teacher isn't dead tet lier. Jk.

Sgsb5 years ago
Lol

I-am-me7 years ago
**** immunities we have medisin

thegardenofwho7 years ago
Noooo not Meryl Streep and Cher and Maggie Smith and... D:

That_Guuy9 years ago
hehehehhahahahahahaha -pushes button- >:-3 sorry fuckers ^_^

Etherealstorm8 years ago
Married. Im good.

PlatinumAgent899 years ago
Umm, overpopulation!!

JanSewi4 years ago
I will force all singles over 30 to marry eachother then i press the button and then they all get divorced.

levijones9 years ago
you know what the gays can go with them

Juvenile_Jew7 years ago
its so subjective like what if ur parents are still divorced or you know someone single over the age of 30.

WBGrock8 years ago
Dead, but worth it.

StrayNotee547 years ago
Hmm, babies with good loks are essential

Akroma8 years ago
What"s "Looks"?

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago
no autistic ppl. My brother is autistic. Also, if everyone is smart, no one is. Also, being autistic is awesome but it means you're differant than everyone. everyone cant be perfect if one is differant. and if everyone was perfect dat b boring. also, think about the pardoxes. SP00KY

Coffeeyote8 years ago
I'm OK with that, I won't ever do drugs. The bad part of this doesn't effect me in any way

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
remind me to press this in 4 months

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Remember to press this six months ago.

BigDaddyWingnut7 years ago
I don't want to die by pressing a button, so no.

JethroJireh8 years ago
Anyone? Marriage?

Sir. Snarlington9 years ago
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