Will You Press The Button?

pwnyboi 11 years ago

They said i could be anything...so I became a human penguin that runs faster than a cheetah.

Nacho Supreme 11 years ago

Tooootaaaaaaly

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Superdude3266 10 years ago

ANNND THERE GOES THE WADDLER,LOOK AT HIM GO!FASTER WADDLER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD FOLKS

Corina Rose 13 years ago

#noshame

Pacothetaco02 9 years ago

Q U A K

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Thjmze 10 years ago

Flash: I am The Flash Me:I am the duck waddle guy! Flash: Let"s race *duck waddle guy wins

MasterGamer21 10 years ago

The first duck walking person to be faster than husain bolt now thats a real achievment right there

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

I can just see the memes already...

Yolo6645 10 years ago

Fastest duck waddler in the world

Intellectual Donkey 10 years ago

That would be awesome.

Zacattac 10 years ago

reporter "so why dont you run like a normal human being if it might make you run even faster?" me "ummmmm i pressed a button and it says i cant" another situation. getting mugged. run away from mugger like a duck he cant chase you because he"d probably be too busy laughing

TheLaughingCoffin 10 years ago

Theres a diffrence between sprinting and running so just sprint instead of run or be the worlds most fab penguin

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

I mean I'm the fastest though, right? Just means everyone else will attempt to waddle to go faster. It'll be quite funny

Charlieis2swag 10 years ago

#ComedyIs the key Ladz

MARABOUakaJesus 10 years ago

But if I'm faster than The Flash, then no one will ever see me while I'm running...

Wolfie Jade 13 years ago

And fabulously waddle, I shall.

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

To fabulous for this world anyways *Snaps in z formation*

superninja44889 9 years ago

The thought of waddle sprinting past the worlds fasted sprinters and saying "You"re too slow!" Passing them. .. heck yeah

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted 13 years ago

i would be the cutest motherfucker on earth

FlatsTheFlounder 9 years ago

Don't fuck my mother! :D

DavidVanWell 9 years ago

Who cares if I waddle? If I'm the world"s fastest sprinter, I would get Olympic gold medals and then become rich from endorsements

Citrine 9 years ago

Just sprint EVERTWHERE.

Citrine 9 years ago

*EVERYWHERE

Sajan 9 years ago

Finally, a use for my Olympic duck suit

GalaxyDragons 9 years ago

I'm gonna dress as a panda too

Drundor 10 years ago

Hell yeah I push that button, I get to run faster than Usain Bolt, and I will run normally.

SPARTA 10 years ago

*frantically slams button*

Shadownin100 10 years ago

#shameless

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Bon_Bon666 10 years ago

#duck4life

duckdragon 11 years ago

don't care you laugh at me well your a idiot i ram into you at full speed don't care if i look stupid

THE JEFFMAN 11 years ago

So I'm Aflac?

Gabriel Aranda 13 years ago

and he waddled away, waddle waddle

Bashkash 10 years ago

Do you have any grapes?

Seth69420 10 years ago

Why wouldn't you press it? #noshame

lizard7385 8 years ago

i honestly don’t see a downside

KatJordan2001 11 years ago

I can imagine someone making fun of me for this, and I would just say "Quack Quack Motherfucker" and speed away!!!!

PressTheButton!!!! 9 years ago

Screw sprinting, long distance is way better

Kaioto 11 years ago

*imagines the animation of daffy dusk running* yup *slams button*

CoolKidzGamin 9 years ago

NO ONE CAN SEE IT CUZ I AM FAST

Steampunkwarrior 11 years ago

Well I usaly waddle wen I run anyways besides I wont run I sprint its diffrent

BradleyNowellIckes 10 years ago

can you quack like a duck

Russian 11 years ago

So you get rich, and just walk ur whole life

Danker Dolan 10 years ago

so i can waddle really fast from danger? hell yeah

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