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You inherit several million dollars, a cushy mansion complete with maids and butlers (optional: they're DTF) and you get to effectively make one major decision in any industry you like once a month. There is a hidden security team keeping watch over you at all times (unless you make a request for whatever length of privacy you need)

but

There is a professional hitman trying to find an opportunity to kill you. You are aware of this but you have no knowledge that can be used to locate or neutralize him.

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KittykatKara101 11 years ago

My butlers would be demons and they would protect me from the hitman

The_muff1n_man 3 years ago

Is your butlers Alfred?

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Vag1101 11 years ago

He said trying to kill you, he didn't say the hit man will actually kill me

Oodle Snort 11 years ago

Oh yeah! He can only TRY, But that does not mean we will succeed.

Zacary 10 years ago

Hire deadpool to kill hitman, I win bitches

Laparas 10 years ago

Hahaha checkmate buddy

lolmybutt 11 years ago

Buy the death note

Avery-The-Meme-Lord 5 years ago

Bribe Ryuk with apples to kill the hitman after

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LordDoge 8 years ago

Y’all what if it’s agent 47

NiamhRussell 8 years ago

call deadpool to kill hin

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

Hire a private detective to find the hitman, then hire another hitman to kill the first one

slhammer 4 years ago

yes and also hire a hitman to find other hitmen trying to kill you

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Buy a death note and hire doom as a bodyguard

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

They are max security scp guards and saitama as my bodyguards

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

There"s something called the police

WBGrock 10 years ago

Who wants to live forever? Use positipn to break corporate greed. They prolly sent the hitman. Also keep eye out for bald men with barcodes.

Oblivion__ 9 years ago

And check closets and garbage cans for bodies, that"s how you know it"s bad

IamAlwaysRight 10 years ago

you had me at maids dtf

PotatoShredder 10 years ago

Hitmans always kill their target Fuck

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago

If you die, at least u f**ked up all the biggest companies in the world before u left XD

Catodog_thor 8 years ago

First change: the hit man industry, they don't want to kill me

Vahanian 8 years ago

I'm Artemis Fowl he can't touch me

Lzke 8 years ago

Find out who hired the hitman and hire a hitman to kill them. Then the hitman won't revieve their payment and thus won't complete their job

NHLic 8 years ago

Then I'll enjoy every seconds.

ChaseAntoni 9 years ago

911

YanChan 9 years ago

Senpai I know your here LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody Field 13 years ago

does DTF mean down to fuck?

supahslayah 10 years ago

@Eli T Too soon.

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Rachael Snider 13 years ago

My security team keeps me safe and would take care of the hit man. I see no downside.

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

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Jake Platt 13 years ago

Just hire someone to do it for you

I_Am_Kailyn 7 years ago

I just skipped cause I'm too lazy to read it

Masterofwolfzzz 11 years ago

I can't die

Ifredward 9 years ago

One jump ahead of the hitman.

Sukila 12 years ago

MOST EXCITING LIFE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

AleixsLP 11 years ago

I don't care

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan 13 years ago

i would let the guy find me and lure him into a trap and then torture him ramsey snow style(game of thrones read a book people) then take him as my pet.

Chris Hoppe 11 years ago

Yooooom

Mishno 10 years ago

Wut if Hitman is bootman

Malachi Justice 13 years ago

tl;dr

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago

What dtf mean?

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago

Oh yeah, it means do the flop

Jsc 11 years ago

But you have a hidden security team?

Foxesarecool 9 years ago

Wait..........are they calling me dumb?

YetiManDudeThing 11 years ago

It says YOU not secret agents LOOP HOLE

JohnGiannis 11 years ago

too long so I didnt read it all and didnt pressed button...

Slurmp_ 9 years ago

Time traveling butlers.

Nour 11 years ago

Security duhh

superduperhonda 10 years ago

just put baracades and make an army

Oblivion__ 9 years ago

One word: Bribe

Seth 12 years ago

By hit Man U meen the mp and guards u meen the wings of mother ducking freedom

VLV 11 years ago

Lure that bitch into a trap

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Industry Sex. Security team of 1,000s keep me safe from far away.

Loganking 2 years ago

To long

YIN.YANG 11 years ago

Money shmoney

John Cena do do do do do do do do 11 years ago

bulletproof everything also pay for ironman batman and heaps of other cool shit like those gadgets

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

You don't need info, you need Sherlock.

Faarbear102 9 years ago

Have your security team kill the Hitman or anyone that comes near you with a gun or by you with a gun

Master-Pingu 8 years ago

But they might kill innocent people.

TheEnchanted 11 years ago

Dat security do

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Use the money to hire a bunch of body doubles to trick him into thinking he killed the real me.

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