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You can choose any two people to live with you forever, and they do anything you tell them to.
but
No matter what you do, your lips are always chapped.
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Slyde9 years ago
Anyone, meaning you can make fictional characters real. *rapid pressing*

x4Camii4x7 years ago
Hell yes
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d0v4hk1In20159 years ago
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Tristandapug4 years ago
F yourself
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TheSnitch4799 years ago
A threesome? *Presses button at light speed*

LNDIBGF8 years ago
sick man
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Okayisnotokay9 years ago
Get surgery for new lips, technically the new lips arent mine...

thesarehypotheticalright7 years ago
O.o

HofeHofeHofe8 years ago
This is so much more of a benefit. This is literally me.

wolfenstar9 years ago
The downside?

XxLeonKuwataxX9 years ago
Servants go fetch me my chapstick. (Why the fuck would I care anyway?)

Gerald Gears12 years ago
... But my lips are always chapped anyway...

Sporlings4 years ago
Yeah same here
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KingLokiOfAsgaurd7 years ago
Um sooooo Tom Hiddleston and Tom Holland are gonna live with me? WHO GIVES A DAMN IF MY LIPS HURT??

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago
I"d pick darth Vader and the US president

sir guy the 3d9 years ago
what happens wen they die, will I have zombie slaves?

@horrorgeek8 years ago
You tell them not to die. They can do whatever you tell them to.
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reasonswhy9 years ago
people made some good points in here wished I pressed it

AutobotDeceptionAdventures7 years ago
I don't care about chapped lips

Alioli7 years ago
So the people hate you after a while and your stuck with them?

ERRORERROR7 years ago
I can just ask if we can swap lips surgically.

GloriousDave8 years ago
Noob and smoke from Mortal Kombat...

AnotherSocialReject8 years ago
*cough* threesome *cough*

FUCKu8 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex

Musial-Fireworks4 years ago
Redit In a nutshell

canarycry8 years ago
my enemies become my slaves mwah ha ha

DeadmanCrow8 years ago
HI BILL GATES AND OPRAH

Pokeminer8 years ago
I live with my Skele-bros Sans and Papyrus

OhTheThinksYouCanThinkSeussical11987 years ago
yeet
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MR_BACON9 years ago
You would get used to your lips hurting!

Zak Perkins9 years ago
U will use all ur money by buying chapstick

BigD1ckRex959 years ago
Um...Chapstick.

Iconoclasm_9 years ago
I'd be permanently stuck with two chumps when I'd want to be alone, and my lips would drive me insane. No upside.

JustPickOne10 years ago
So basically you have 2 slaves, kinda cruel if you ask me.

Tamás Neparáczki12 years ago
Being with people who does everything you ask is just not a good thing. Imagine a relationship without arguements. It's boring as hell.

Idkpython8 years ago
Who cares

leader of ducks9 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE NYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BlueTheFolf3 years ago
Slavers

AGENTJOKER(MLG)9 years ago
THIS CAN BE COPIED AND PASTED:WHENYOUWAKEUP, SAY UR NAME 10 TIMES, UR MOTHER 10 TIMES, UR CRUSH 20 TIMES and ur dad 100 TIMES.AFTERTHAT U GET A WISH AFTER THAT GO TO A SHOE STORE AND ASK FOR A CHEESBURGER. IT GIVES U GOOD LUCK!! (plz do dis) :D

MEME_God6 years ago
Bitch My lips are always chapped.

lilmissloophole10 years ago
Lips chapped anyway.

bellaipsacat8 years ago
lips are chapped and faded..

That_One_Weeb7 years ago
*inner weeb starts to show*

Hannah Jane Davidson12 years ago
I constantly bite my lips so there'll be no difference to me

>:) 9 years ago
I bite my lips so i dont see a problem Lol

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago
I could just say forever be my friend and no more commands given.

AsraLogia3 months ago
My lips are always chapped anyway so no downside

evilman9879 years ago
Chapstick would just chap them faster if you don't click this button, look it up. So It doesn't matter.

ritz_cracker_bitch4 years ago
my lips are always chapped anyways, ill just drink lots of water so they don't burn, ez

PinkArchielover9 years ago
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WaffleDrugs8 years ago
Worth it

dudebro1019 years ago
Okay so where is the downside

bloom47610 years ago
Moisturize me

113575338 years ago
For all guys pick jennifer Lawrence and scarlet johannsen for some hot threesomes

Cruzd549 years ago
They already have been

rq529 years ago
doge :]

Bungo7 years ago
It’s called lip balm

wolf-inyx3 years ago
I chose someone with enormous amounts of money so i can tell him to buy me anything i want and the best hitman in the world and tell him to protect me forever and they will do it because it says they will do anything i want
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