Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

The cons is of no consequences, you just have to NOT work and get everything you need by everyone else, they adore you so they will gladly doneate to you. To be clear, you can get high pay, you just can do a work with hugh pay only for one month before los... [Show full comment]

Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago

If everybody likes my that much I'll just make them give me money

soccerbarr 2 years ago

Erm... what about contract-based pay? LOOPHOLE???? #soccer

Rebellion598 10 years ago

With charisma that powerful who needs a job? You could create your own government or nation and live a powerful life that way.

Goldhotshot4 11 years ago

marry someone successful and be a stay at home spouse!

Derrick (What a creative username) 10 years ago

I'll use my charisma to get money.

Karyle 5 years ago

Become a rich homeless man

FTSIO 11 years ago

The only people who said yeah are probably a sad teen.

Carolyn Joan Coleman 13 years ago

Step one: Meet Bill Gates Step two: Marry him Step three: Never have a worry again

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

Or you could just ask him for money

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Yodarocks2000 10 years ago

There"s a thing, called a sugar daddy

Tori Breanna 13 years ago

Why do I need this? I'm already fabulous

Rafau 8 years ago

Same here

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Meh. Minimum wage where I live is already 10.25 an hour, and is increasing again within a year. I'll either deal with that or be the ultimate mooch.

mav117 12 years ago

Use my awesomeness to get any job I want

Macoroni 9 years ago

Can’t go without pizza

Honk Honk 11 years ago

I'm okay with no friends thank you very much

JordanGraham 9 years ago

If only you could talk yer way out of it 😎

SupahRookie 11 years ago

I'm already fine with my friends. Don't need to be friends with everyone I meet.

hmmm 10 years ago

Is stealing a job

DilixTv527 11 years ago

Who cares I could have sex with the people who adore me (everyone) so sex for life

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

If I'm that charismatic I don't need a job.

AColdGuy 5 years ago

"...above minimum wage WITHIN A MONTH." Just get a job who pays every 2 weeks instead of a month!!!

Iceorama 11 years ago

Charm the world into forgetting money is a thing and that buttsex is all that is required as a payment. Problem solved rather hilariously.

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

I"d go gay and marry bill gates just to ensure my financial future

Razys 11 years ago

better be hated and rich than be loved and poor

Michael Roberts 13 years ago

>Approach every billionaire in the world >Get millions of dollars, free

Ethan has a Crappy Username 11 years ago

Just be a YouTuber.

Hamistagan 10 years ago

one word. golddigger

NotABottom 2 years ago

如果我拥有强大的魅力，那我相当于获得了控制所有人的能力，那我可以直接让人送钱到我家。没有坏处

Tomcerealkiller10 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Da_Master_Gamer 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

DoctorDonna 11 years ago

I shall be a hunter, travel the country fighting evil, and since I am so charming, people will practically throw money at me.

Crow Claw 12 years ago

why get a job when i am this awesome?

timirasuuu 8 years ago

everything makes sense now. i'll be a stripper

Sean Ford 13 years ago

Become an actor. Or a stripper.

AnnaSmile 9 years ago

Marry the richest person in the world

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

RPGMASTER21 11 years ago

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ImAFemboy 7 months ago

I’ll just get other people to work for me

Calista 11 years ago

No upside. I'm an introvert. Everybody instantly adoring me sounds like my own personal hell.

Slyde 11 years ago

People will give me money!

FattyTheFat 9 years ago

The Empire of Fatty shall rise! We shall rule the world through our numbers and force! We shall keep me comfortable and safe, and prolong my existence! Long Live Fatty! Glory to the Fatty Empire!

Razys 11 years ago

i hate the RN in the end of some of my phrases

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