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27829 (27%) people have pressed this button, while 74075 (73%) did not.

You can eat, smoke, drink, and do drugs as much as you want and you will have perfect health

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you die at 40

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Maharid last year

I would press this but i'm over 40 so what happen? I'd say i die but if i get at least 10 year i'll press for sure.

Honk Honk 11 years ago

No upside. Drugs are bad.

HazardousRavioli 3 years ago

What about pharmaceuticals? Also in some states marijuana is legal, þere must be reason for þat.

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A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

I HATE DRUGS

MickeyMouse 8 years ago

Wtf? You"ve definitely never had any yet

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Noob4Ever89 11 years ago

What if you're older than 40 and press the button

InaaneSanity 9 years ago

Then you will just probably fade away from the world like no one ever knew you

Felix George Liver 13 years ago

you don't need the button for this, it's the actual situation

ButtonRejectort 4 years ago

To the creator: *ULTIMATE FACEPALM

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dbs18431 11 years ago

Hey, if I'm guaranteed till I'm 40, why the hell not?

lukec182 11 years ago

Markiplier did this question yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ThugLife2529 9 years ago

If I get one like I won't kill myself

peculiar2003 8 years ago

dosn't all that shorten your life anyways???

Based Andy 13 years ago

Wait, if I would be in perfect health, then why would I die at 40?

SophieandMaggie 9 years ago

Exactly!!

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Maou-Sama-San 9 years ago

Im already going to die at 30 anyway.

DarkOverlord2 9 years ago

I want to live to be 89

Charlieis2swag 10 years ago

Wtf omg lol that is so dumb 😮 you have perfect health and you die at the age of 40?????! Bullcrap

Yulian 9 years ago

40 what millenias 40 thousand yeats what?

Rilesss 10 years ago

Win win

AdamDeLaCruz 11 years ago

Welp, I hate drugs, alcohol, but I love my live how it is.

IceFeatherTheCatX3 11 years ago

No,Cuz I Dont Wanna Die At 40 Years Old ;-;

FuzzyCollie2000 11 years ago

Dying at 40 isn't exactly perfect health...

callie346 12 years ago

2 downsides?¿ confused

poseidon.rjk 10 years ago

You will die of boredom

irlwarnersister 11 years ago

Fuck no I have no reason to do those things in the first place

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

You had me at "die at 40"

Adolphin 9 months ago

Hey

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potatoes 12 years ago

I never did want to live that long lol

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

I don't want to do any of that....

TheButtonRekt 11 years ago

I prefer die a 41 ;)

Look4thestars 8 years ago

Wow, such perfect health

firelord699 12 years ago

Perfect health? Donate self to science and get paid a shitload!

Red Fox 11 years ago

Drugs kill, like chuck noris

ChrisandSamJackson 9 years ago

I have a lllllllllong way to 40

Ada Hosio 13 years ago

How did someone not press the button

LifeOfTheParty 10 years ago

I don't want to smoke, drink nor do drugs

TheHalfBloodPrincess 9 years ago

So ur not at a perfect health then??

Carlos Iliop 10 years ago

Im that happens and in the real life... B¡TCH

FirstDarkAngel2001 11 years ago

That wouldn't give me much time left in the world. u.u'

ReyReymar4 2 years ago

Well I mean.....

nothisismiah 12 years ago

only want 36 so this is good enough

Look4thestars 8 years ago

Well that’s not perfect health

Clara SarriÃ 13 years ago

so... Dorian Gray anyone??

VampQueenBlackRose 10 years ago

What"s the point then

Yee1561 9 years ago

that"s... uh... pretty realistic if you ask me...

button 10 years ago

im fine

Dawnious 11 years ago

Why would someone want to do drugs anyway? And if you're health, why would you die at 40?

Tr0llFace101 11 years ago

I dont like any of those things, ill just avoid them o-o

SceptileandMew 6 years ago

Everyone over forty is immune gang

zackmerrick 12 years ago

ok sure i am prepared then

Blake0315 10 years ago

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WBGrock 11 years ago

I am 40.

iwilleatyou 10 years ago

What if your 41?

cow4cow 11 years ago

#TAKE DRUGS #DONT DO SCHOOL

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

You have a cow's smarts

WaveAquatics 9 years ago

I have no interest in drugs.

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