Will You Press The Button?

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59088 (65%) 32184 (35%)

59088 (65%) people have pressed this button, while 32184 (35%) did not.

You're amazingly attractive and can get any man or woman you want

but

you can't have sex until you're 30 years old

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cosmic_luigi_64 11 years ago

what if it is 30 dog years?

Musashi-Miyamoto 4 years ago

that would be 4 human years, so you might want to rethink that decision

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TorrentialChaoss 3 years ago

Fine with me. I don’t even like sex

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

FINALLY A BUTTON THAT USES BOTH GENDERS BECAUSE EVERYONE ISN'T GAY LESBIAN OR BISEXUAL. THANK YOU BUTTON, THANK YOU.

123nbahal 9 years ago

Englandismycity They never said there were more than two genders.

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Trailman05 9 years ago

Who cares about sex

Starsailor83 4 years ago

I know I don't! *high five*

Chaos-EldritchKnight 11 years ago

Way too young for that crap anyway.

Buggaboo4 9 years ago

I don't want it until then. There is no downside for me.

DJBurgerKing 8 years ago

They said you can't have sex with the person but it doesn't say they can have sex with you ;) Ya see I'm smart ;)........... Sometimes ._.

lewis0428 4 years ago

ULTIMATE LOOPHOLE IMMA PRESS PRESS PRESS

Raato 5 years ago

I'm asexual

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

i"m asexual soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

winterxhawk 9 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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DaCosmicBlueberry 5 years ago

*confused aroace noises*

Jihadimyazz 10 years ago

Free birth control yay??

RedKnight 10 years ago

You didn't clarify what KIND of years. Human, dog, or cat?

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

32. U MAD, BUTTON?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Im 34 so the button can suck it as far as I'm concerned.

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The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

2 more years to go!

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Then that must be great for you!

BriannaDraws 8 years ago

*SMASHES BUTTON BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A CRAP*

LazyDK87 10 years ago

Just 9 months...

Derrick (What a creative username) 10 years ago

15. More. Years. Dammit

Loophole man 10 years ago

Figured that out a long time ago. I tell everyone who asks

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Timothy NO Relation Vick 13 years ago

37...you have no power here. Lolololol

mason2876 11 years ago

I am already quite the lady's man already. Girls can already pass out when I walk by.

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago

L+ratio

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Andrew Gibson 13 years ago

I'll cuddle.

SENPAICOLISON 10 years ago

I agree sometimes cuddling can be better than a blow job.

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Surreal Evony 13 years ago

31. You mad, bro?

Coaster 8 years ago

@GONVA So you"re saying that because he is on Will you press the button he has no significant other?

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Lizmarie Nazario 13 years ago

It's only 5 years away. Meh.

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

its too late

Iceorama 11 years ago

Meh sex is just a pillow mint, why should I care if I have to wait that long? Snuggles ahoy!

WumboWing 11 years ago

Whelp, good thing I'm asexual then!

suicideaddicts 10 years ago

I wouldn't have been able to have sex until after I got to 30 anyway

XavierX 11 years ago

I can wait

HenryWong122 10 years ago

I'm not gonna have sex until I'm in my 30s anyway.

What-a-twist 10 years ago

Lies -_-

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago

You use theose 30 years to find your perfect partner and then you have sex

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago

Those*

lopsidedhead 11 years ago

*cupioromantic and asexual laughter*

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 9 years ago

Omg talking cancer!! Did someone forgot to out some chemo on you? Cause you talking a lot of bullcrap

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Already over 30, no downside

llooll 11 years ago

I'm all ready 30

Zer0billion 9 years ago

So nothing changes except I become attractive?

Dragonfyre 7 years ago

Already have the man of my dreams

The moment you realize... 11 years ago

Yay I cant ruin my life with kids till 30

TntguytheBeast 10 years ago

30 and 1 day. U mad bro

ElishaLane 10 years ago

First world problems. 😂

aona47 11 years ago

well I'm asexual so...

Fenja 8 years ago

I am asexual 😂

Nykane Mundoe 11 years ago

What's the downside to this question?

k61486 4 years ago

win-win

MATTYD 11 years ago

Fuck you

Suziecalls 9 years ago

It never said we could do oral.

The_Hair 11 years ago

Can't push button hard enough. already over 30

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago

I can't have sex... Bjs anyone?

EnnoSites 9 years ago

Im 35:]

FRANCOIS AWSOME 10 years ago

i never wanted sex

Mitch0 11 years ago

The amount of people who pressed the button surprises me, but hey, I could wait too.

LawOfTheSeas 11 years ago

I don't really want either...

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