Will You Press The Button?

Bressing10 years ago

Smoke weed everyday

Xiaochuan_Sun4 months ago

Satan woke up to find himself on the second list

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IHateFeminism9 years ago

Immortality is severely overrated.

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago

ikr

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sergiuszek9 years ago

*downloads free stuff*

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

no no NOOOOOO

eddyman269 years ago

What the fuck ELSE would I do with immortality? Come one, if you could live forever, and cant die of wounds you would have nothing to fear, you could single handedly wipe out the entire police force, because they cant stop you...

Sp3llcasterr5 years ago

Except you can still feel pain and pass out because of it

Joshua Luke Bennett12 years ago

*Downloads free iTunes songs.*

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Slayer225219 years ago

You would see all of your loved ones and humanity die and you would survive thecend of time-space and the universe and be stuck in nothingness forever alone.

Rainholm8 years ago

And what"s wrong with that? 🤔 Some of us handle solidarity better than living in as cattle in a herd.

Indiana5769 years ago

I don't feel like living forever. I am too lazy

PunyPixelPrivateer8 years ago

* writes with sharpie on paper on wood* no seriously, that"s against the law.

joaquin558 years ago

jaywalking :¨)

Rowly8 years ago

Sounds like a lose lose to me...

Migdin18 years ago

We have been losing pens at this school, does anyone know where they went? Me: Nope i have no idea.... THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

PattySharpe7 years ago

Hell yes!!!

LoveTigers5569 years ago

Upside? Eventually everyone you know and love will die and when you make new friends they will also die and when the sun explodes you'll just be left alone, floating around in space forever.

Migdin18 years ago

Our sun wont explode, it is to small, and you probably would have seen that anyways...

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

They're both down sides because immortality is a curse.

FireDaJoe9 years ago

Living forever would suck. You would have to watch everyone you love die.

swgrisiaf8 years ago

And live enough to see the emoji movie, and the next twilight saga movie

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Matsky8 years ago

Doenst says it has to be something terrible I could just steal candys while no one sees. That would be considered a life crime:T

Destini Shawgo12 years ago

Yes I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself

DoctorWhoFan217 years ago

do you like doctor who as well?

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Crusader21138 years ago

Become GLaDOS to be immortal. Then you are committing genocide, torture, and kidnapping.

HeilKEK8 years ago

I'm gonna kill a lot of people!

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

SPAM THE REPIY SECTION IN THIS COMMENT

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Steals a pebble from a park (there thats crime!) murders bug (thats crime as well)

StupidSkull8 years ago

*kills trump* im happy

BLEACHYOURSELFIE8 years ago

I'm ready to get revenge on my bullys from first grade.

Sea_salt8 years ago

Steal from the rich da da da daa and give to the poor da da da door

IWinzBro8 years ago

Upside?

Max_8 years ago

Why would you want to live forever?

Phoenix-10068 years ago

Just steal an apple a day.

ColorlessKing8 years ago

I will hence forth be known as the sticky bandit!

Wolfblood57379 years ago

What does run mean

Tricky8 years ago

Return, this website writes rn automatically when you press the return button

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Agrouthornius9 years ago

Download free music XD

Courtney Chesterman12 years ago

Could I steal money from corrupted businesses and give it to those in need?

Hogger4407 years ago

Gang of the old(i dont know if the book has this name in english)

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Christian GameGuy MÃ¤erten12 years ago

All in a day's work for GTA online

Theboythatisacat7 years ago

More like pubg sucks playing pubg as a crime

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Patrick Atherton12 years ago

Murder criminals/murderers/rapists! :D

STSSW7 years ago

attempts suiside cause of being A murder

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Gracicorn157 years ago

Be Light and kill criminals.

DerpFace929 years ago

KEEP ROBING BANKS!

katastrophic9168 years ago

*Starts spitting my gum out the window*

megan_m10 years ago

why not???

Dkhopkins2 years ago

Taxes evasion and j walking all the way

Mezreal9 years ago

There are crimes, which are ethical correct but forbidden ._.

Tricky8 years ago

Learn to use my feet

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Lol

sotanaht10 years ago

Piracy. I'll just make sure to seed forever.

MudkipFan20204 years ago

loss-loss.

Cmg45679 years ago

Living forever isn't always good. Unless your in heaven!

Mai-chan8 years ago

Who said I don't commit crimes already???

PuttonBresser99 years ago

Its a singular Crime. So by Catholic standards I'm committing a crime against the Catholic Church by not believing in them. Solved.

Epicgaming0386 years ago

*leaves the toilet seat up*

LawOfTheSeas9 years ago

That's fine by me.

WolfTamer8 years ago

I ALREADY DID THIS ONE

atleastiam9 years ago

Don't worry, I'll always be with my Partner In Crime.

White vader9 years ago

jeff da killer anyone?

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