Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and

miwijkowo 29 days ago

dark

MilkyWayWishes 10 years ago

"Hey what do you want to eat?" "A bagel-" "I SWEAR TO GOD. STOP LYING!"

minimegaman090 2 years ago

seriously what's the point of knowing it at that point

Darkslayer10 9 years ago

Teacher : class... Do any of you know what 9×9 is? Me : I know... It"s 81 Teacher : WE ARE IN SIXTH FUCKING GRADE AND YOU DON'T KNOW MULTIPLICATION!?!? Me: *google s 9×9* *shows teacher* Teacher *reads... Nine times nine is eighty one * Me: *calls offi... [Show full comment]

Definablelife 6 years ago

Office won’t believe you

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Darkslayer10 9 years ago

Mom: when"s your birthday again? Me: Today. -. Mom: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU BITCH *Head explodes of amazment* Me: damn you mother Fucker... To Be Fucking Continued (At Moms Funeral)

I_Am_Debzz 11 years ago

Well....if I take a test and the teacher grades it, I would always get an A....so I'm good. :D

Allie54321 10 years ago

No a+

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AwesomeBro404 10 years ago

Teacher:What is 2+2? Me:It"s definitely not 2, oh wait a minute, it is. Teacher:Wait so it isn't and is 2. I don't believe *spins infinitely* Everyone else(Including Me):*gets confused, runs away and never comes back*

AwesomeBro404 10 years ago

And/Or reverse cytology.

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Jack Watermelons Merritt 13 years ago

the downside is so ridiculous I'm just ignoring it and pressing the button anyway. all questions include everyday or very simple, easy answers. "Where's the ground? *points downwards at ground* "fucking bullshit the ground must be above us on Jupiter" "wh... [Show full comment]

D-day 8 years ago

#made my day comment

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Dialkian 5 years ago

Name your first child nobody boom!! nobody believes you people believe nobody

Weirdodumbdumb 5 years ago

But hills

Ishmay 10 years ago

Let the geniuses figure it out

Simontuti 10 years ago

I don't care if other people don't believe me. I would still know anything I want. 😎

lilmissloophole 11 years ago

How do I find a loophole to make people believe me? I know the answer. PROBLEM SOLVED

JakenAdo 9 years ago

I would just make my friend loose a bet and then say it during a college lecture like a professor

simoneisme21 10 years ago

now i become le child genius

Dragonborn2 10 years ago

I already know what the meaning of life is.

SteakFries 10 years ago

I dont care if people dont believe me that there is a fucking asteroid the size of pluto galaxy heading towards us

Definablelife 6 years ago

There’s obviously not the giant rock heading towards us is most definitely not actually coming towards us it’s much bigger then Pluto so stop lying please

iiSailor 10 years ago

Well I would know how to make every chemical reaction then prove them all.

FloweyTheFlower99 10 years ago

well its their fault that they died from something stupid

AF 8 years ago

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LilacKs 9 years ago

Why do I want to know everything? Then life would be no fun. I’d just want to kill myself.

Killcide 9 years ago

Just find out the answer to making people believe you. :|

ImNotFake 9 years ago

AT least you"d know when something dangerous was happening

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Hello! What is that church called? "I think it"s the "saint paul" church" No, it"s not!!!! Stop lying!!!

Cherrybomb12 9 years ago

No one believes me anyway ...Yeah my class sucks

Darkslayer10 9 years ago

Lol same :)

ArealgamerC 9 years ago

I can be the dick that says told you so all the time no downside

JelleVandersnickt 9 years ago

What about the question: "What should I say so that they"d believe me?"

Vincenttonius 9 years ago

So you know the answer to stopping people from not believing you?

CAAKE 10 years ago

Even if they font believe you science will prove them wrong

RazorSB 10 years ago

"I am lying"

Watermelonman 9 years ago

No! You"re not lying! Well, you are right now, but not in general! At least not so far.

TheStarsAreFalling 10 years ago

Teacher: What is 2+2? Me: 4 Teacher: YOU"RE WRONG Me: Uhhhhh

verycooldragon 10 years ago

Betting on sports, Anyone? Also they'll have to believe you because they win

autocar66 10 years ago

Some syentists Will disagree with u bit they gonna test it out anyway to proof it but when they do they see ur Right (loophole)

Ellie Cookies 10 years ago

"The world is going to end in three months from Jupiter unexpectedly getting revenge for us saying it's not planet by slamming into earth and knocking us into the sun." "LOL no." "It's true!" "No it's not" "Okay your problem not mine I'll just move to... [Show full comment]

hollybob2004 10 years ago

Do you mean Pluto?

lilmissloophole 11 years ago

How do I find a loophole to make people believe me? I know the answer. PROBLEM SOLVED

Genkiduro 12 years ago

Just negate all answers! "Who are you?" ... "I'm not Dave!" ... "I don't believe you! You are Dave. Do you know everything?" ... "No!" ... "So you know everything!" ; "This car over there isn't blowing up in 1 min. and 23 sec." ... *everyone runs away* ...

smol_egg 5 years ago

👍-You got the opposite day ending! (i don't mean the thumbs up is opposite)

MarineCowie 10 years ago

Will i know how to make an animation?! Awesome!

BirchMonkey857 11 years ago

don't see much difference than my life

WhyIsMyUserNameSoDamnLongLikeHolyCrap 11 years ago

Lmao, idc, I'll ace my tests xD

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Say the oposite thing. They wont belive you. They will belive the true thing, because u said oposite thing.

Suit 11 years ago

Doesn't matter. I will know

Lightning2099 9 years ago

um if you know the answer to ever question then use it to cheat on a really hard test and ace it

Magunai 12 years ago

bithc please that has no downsides, if you put a bit of logic to it

vert343 10 years ago

Story of my life xD

wyrius 2 months ago

.. then people would just ignore the answers and likely never find them because believing them EVER would contradict their disbelief in you

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

Weird cave lady that reads fortunes that travelers with good paying pockets come to for advice.

jshaw71 10 years ago

Use the knowlege to write very convincing 'fiction' books

randomnerdboi 2 years ago

Just say, for example, "2+2 is specifically not 4"

GageHasSwag 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Kyle Zachary Tynes 13 years ago

WHO CARES!!!! I would know everything!! not that i have much of a social life anyways.

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