May is a month, months are a long time and 12 off them make a year. China has a animal for each year, this year it is the rooster. Roosters make loud sounds, rock music makes loud sounds too. Rocks are everywhere on earth. Earth is on the ground, there is ...[Show full comment]
Then make sure they know you don't exist. Problem solved
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DDLS5 years ago
甚至可能不需要按按钮
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EllaEevee7 years ago
China MAY nuke you. They MAY NOT.
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Conner Wolf13 years ago
Make friends with them, invite all the world leaders to an incredible Island Party for a week, make good relations with everyone, possibly establish world peace
ok, if you live in china... PREPARE TO BE FUCKING NUKED!!!!!!
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EnderEmerald11 years ago
What if I nuke them first
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Nathan Hossein13 years ago
I would get AMERICA on my side
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David Anderson13 years ago
I'd use a good chunk of the 500M to purchase a nulear-proof missile silo to launch back at them, and live in an underground designer-home. Cookies to you if you get the reference.
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document404last year
China is a peaceful country
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Nasuthegamer6 years ago
But if its in america they start war with america
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SwellPear10 years ago
Doesn't mean I have to live there! I can just sell it to someone else
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Jarhead6912 years ago
key word "may"
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Nerdy-Dolls11 years ago
become friends with china
or use that money to get the strongest defense in the world
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Sansthecomic3578 years ago
May nuke=will nuke #nuke"emfist
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IGORtheKING11 years ago
it says "may" not really
so i pressed it
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misunderstxxxd12 years ago
Worth it or I'll nuke them first
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Chez39 years ago
It said may. Not will.
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Soyuz3 years ago
You're right, but I'm a Chinese.
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Robyn_Soto10 years ago
We'll give them sunny d, some chocolate, and some socks.
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Lizzytrash299 years ago
Key word MAY
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Me nigga11 years ago
It was good while it lasted
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Hyltran5 years ago
China 🇨🇳 my nuke my even if a don’t press the button.
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