I live in a house ruled by a demonic overlord, we call her mom. Also I don't want a fucking wife or a spouse in general. Can someone please start using both genders?
wow , am i lesbian because that question says i'm marrying a woman? If so i had no idea thanks internet
lesbiangod9 years ago
yep thats how it works. cogradulashun u are now a lezbean
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Grumpynyan10 years ago
I'm straight
Also, what if you're wife and children are beautiful but insufferable assholes
POKEMANER_319 years ago
if your straight no prob then.
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me245964 years ago
my bisexual ass is tempted-
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Magickat9 years ago
"You have a beautiful wife" I'm straight!!
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TheNightmareFox8 years ago
yo
my father is the grandson of the devil
if hes the overlord
then hell yea
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XxjosxX9 years ago
i actually want to know what its like to be ruled by a demonic lord
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falesh9 years ago
I'm a girl.. so, em.... am I a chicken? I have no gender??!?!?!
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ThatOneCrazedYaoiFan8 years ago
So basically Sebastian or The Devil from The Devil is a Part-Timer?
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yellowgirl59 years ago
Eww... How would i marry a woman? That's GAY bruh
yellowgirl59 years ago
Because i am a girl, Look at my username.
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InsatiableAnimeFan108 years ago
what if i'm a girl? also this demonic overlord could be pretty chill, he could be a cool guy, you never said anything about him being evil..
IdkTbh8 years ago
Demonic usually means evil.
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Mel2K10 years ago
Good thing the overlord is me
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spirit_of_fire7 years ago
Doesn't work out. I'm a female. Who"s the father?
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DakotaStein8 years ago
i already lie under a demonic power....its called the US government...so nothing changes
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Harleighbroadhurst9 years ago
I'm a girl..and I'm not lesbian
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Slastina2 years ago
I'm a female and not lesbian and beauty doesn't matter.
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ApocalypseGaming9 years ago
My wife is the Overlord...
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Lil Ugly Mane11 years ago
You mean I get to live in a home full on love and joy and fulfillment AND step outside into a world that is metal as fuck? Where do I sign?
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Jackunited01077 years ago
I'm a demonic overlord"s slave already (my mum)
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tim249 years ago
Sounds like my dreams!
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NitroX4 years ago
The doom slayer
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sonicj019 years ago
this sounds like a good idea for a book
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Alana Andre12 years ago
They will be beautiful anyhow because they are your wife and child and you love them. So their appearance wouldn't matter
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JEverlast8 years ago
We already do. We call him Mr. President.
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KingCJ989 years ago
What if it turns out to be like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer travels through space and finds a universe where Flanders is the undisputed ruler?
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DarkOverlord28 years ago
if i was the demonic overlord i would accept, but in this case i am not so i refuse
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Mustafa10 years ago
How about this
You can die
But
You can die
YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF PENIS SHIT!
I'LL BE GAY
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AaronWolfBurt8 years ago
I can care less who the fuck has control of any world God or not no one is fucking with my family my anger is a demon and I'll fucking rip a demon in half or torture the bitch with holly water on my hands and punching it
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