Will You Press The Button?

235x0 3 years ago

i'll be successful at getting inter-universe teleportation

Icode1 10 years ago

succesful at being god of reality and time lolol

DuranKroeze 9 years ago

Noice

Wonkyplaya 9 years ago

I doesn’t matter to me if I never get to LIE DOWN again \_’-‘_/

ScaryJack 8 years ago

Have fun attempting to sleep

Amy Bak 13 years ago

You could be successful at making them feel better

Arandomfurry 6 years ago

Exactly so you can be so successful at lying that you CAN lie!

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Foolycooly9000 8 years ago

I just realized, you don't need to push the button anyway. You CAN be successful in anything you dream of^^

Kikizin 6 years ago

fuck you

AndrewLuce 10 years ago

no downside

Blastez 10 years ago

No downside!

Ezra Sarmiento 13 years ago

You could be a successful liar...

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Lol Loophole!

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PhotonSurge 11 years ago

WAITTHEN DO THE WRONG THING SO PEOPLE THINK YOURE SARCASTIC WHEN YOU SAY IT IN A SARCASTIC WAY

greenvelvetchair 10 years ago

OOH GOOD IDEA

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Filip Kalny 13 years ago

If youre successful in everything then you wont need to lie.

what-in-the-world 4 years ago

what if you crush ask you if you like them

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Haki7hikari 10 years ago

If I'm succesful at anything I dream of, then I won't need to lie too much. And in certain situations I could just not say anything or if I have to answer a question say: I don't want to answer this/I don't feel comfortably answering this. And I wouldn't be lying.

Colin Yap 11 years ago

I always say the truth anyway.

FreakyBoi 7 years ago

This creates a paradox tho

oldnotweak 12 years ago

I dont lie anyways.

I,ThePinkUnicorn 11 years ago

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Natsu17 9 years ago

i'll be a succesfull liar eh!!!!!!!

Niccolo' Pufall 13 years ago

When asked a question that will hurt someone, don't say anything.

Omxi 10 years ago

Yay i can be a successfull slut

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

This just means that I can walk up to someone, stare directly into their eyes, and not feel afraid to say that they're a dumbass.

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

never speak

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago

successful at putting it to them easily...

KKKgamer 4 months ago

imma just change the truth so i cant hurt em with mean things cuz they dont have things to say shmthing mean abt work smarter not harder

Happyface4 11 years ago

Yes! Telling a lie is very bad!

soviet-union 5 years ago

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Phillip Harbindinger 12 years ago

Successful in going to the pokémon universe and becoming able to transform into pokémon at will? WORTH IT

BrendaPutman 9 years ago

No downside

Satan \\&quot;Pineapple Lord\\&quot; Biersack 11 years ago

The only one I talk to is my bunny, and he doesn't even understand what I'm saying...

Vinceforpresident 8 years ago

I'll be successful at changing he rule that I can't lie

PwnArt1st 12 years ago

Successful at life as a whole, don't need to lie because everything will be fine

INewTroNI 10 years ago

You could be successful at fucking these rules...

DiniYang 9 years ago

ill just run away from them

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I'm trying to make my life like this so called "dillemma" right now.It's not the easiest.

hissssssawd 11 years ago

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WilkerS1 11 years ago

Or just don't answer?

king samoria 11 years ago

Im sorry lady that works at dollar store, you're really ugly. Oh i also know about the coke

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Friend: How does my hair look? Me: Awful. Go redo it. Need a brush?

Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl 7 years ago

Lying is the most important skill I have.

WinnerG25 12 years ago

I just will avoid my mom

conniesleyko 10 years ago

who cares about life. I can just kill myself!

LivingT0mb5t0n3 11 years ago

Me: hi random stranger, I think your ugly, and I am successful so who cares!

Parkey413 10 years ago

I can make me lieing successful

JohnCena61482 11 years ago

Tears are for the weak!

NataliaUdell 9 years ago

1. i already tell the truth even if it hurts those 2. i could be successful at many things ^-^

NuDe Vision 11 years ago

WWE here I come

Killjoysneverdie360 9 years ago

Dont say it if it could hurt someone, duh

CandyGem729 10 years ago

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Ifredward 9 years ago

What were you looking at? Crap. . .

CMHammond 11 years ago

Can I be successful in fictional things?

Caribou 5 years ago

I"ve done this. most lying is done to bolster previous lies IMO, so you won't miss it.

COUNTERLOGIC135 11 years ago

Im SUcCEssfUL iN LyiNg, LOOPhOlE cOnfIRMeD

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