19892 (21%) 73563 (79%)
19892 (21%) people have pressed this button, while 73563 (79%) did not.
You gain eternal happiness
but
everyone you love is in suffering and all you can do is smile
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moonowl 10 years ago
Sometimes man just wants to watch the world burn and I am that man

TheHerooftheAges 9 years ago
What if you don't love anyone?

imakebaddecisons 2 years ago
you dont have anything to worry about regardless bro LOL
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DanDanDanDan 9 years ago
So Donald Trump?

Dark_Hunter97 8 years ago
Donald trump probably pressed it. *Thinking carefully*

XDRandomGamerDX 10 years ago
Well that's sadistic... I kinda like it

IRefuseToGiveYouMyRealName 8 years ago
Shut up satan

Jenny Golder 13 years ago
Anyone who pressed that button is cruel.

GoopyGunther 3 years ago
I'm happy
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alexriveraced 8 years ago
Holy shit.. that"s so cruel and dark. You"re forced to smile even if you see everyone you love dying.. it"s so sad

Ashleigh Evans 13 years ago
So basically you become King Joffrey

Senseless 11 years ago
I don't think Joffrey ever loved someone...

Cristina Zapata 13 years ago
My happiness includes that my loved ones are happy too, if I press the button, I will not have "Eternal Happiness' :/

The POOP master 10 years ago
So after some one dies you'll still be happy

Nolan3741 10 years ago
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lucapri last month
just evil

therealjoshrr 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Devstar2000 9 years ago
That is not eternal happiness (in my opinion)

AluraParadox 4 years ago
How can I give an explanation without sounding narcissistic?

creeper857 11 years ago
80% are selfish

THEFlyingManiac 9 years ago
F*** Humans.

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago
Why did 9506 people press this?

Imitaterdrone 10 years ago
So... your a sadist

MiaDaNinja 11 years ago
I'd rather be sad and my family happy

Haunzi 12 years ago
Like being high all of the time right? (Didn't press the button!)

Zubymew 11 years ago
Well if i press it i will be a brainless zombie because i wont have emotions

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago
It"s okay, I'll just cry on the inside.

Mike Xie 13 years ago
i need my weed.

PhoenixO8 10 years ago
You 29% are monsters.

Bleach_FTW 10 years ago
nope

AdInfinitum 9 years ago
I love myself, paradox here.

Senseless 11 years ago
What if everyone I love would press that button too? Would be kind of a paradoxon...

Nobody0921 2 years ago
To all the 19K people who pressed the button: I fucked your mom yestarday. Smile at this :))

warioandwaluigi 11 years ago
FUCK this.💩

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago
Smashing!!!

Adpen 5 years ago
You sick fuck

ShiningDawn 11 years ago
Your happiness will no longer depend on anything or anyone. If it was any other downside,Anyone should press it.

Taneli14 9 years ago
So you become donald trump

Dark_Hunter97 8 years ago
Anyone who pressed the button is cold hearted and cruel.

Mikkel Werner Larsen 13 years ago
This has a clear flaw, i would not be happy if everyone i love is unhappy. If i was happy i would not be me and if i was unhappy then i would not have gotten my deal. It is logically impossible, atleast in my case.

Bleach_FTW 10 years ago
I pressed it lolololol

DaDerpButton 10 years ago
you"re a sick f*ck

DaltonCSP 11 years ago
That is monstrostic

Willie Chmely 13 years ago
ive been on the receiving end of something like this, so fuck it

madcry 10 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK I CANT DO THAT TO THE ONES I LOVE

3®®0® 11 years ago
Everybody is alright then.

Jam294 4 years ago
I mean, it would be like ""Fake happiness"" as you"re smiling, but you have to watch people suffer.

Dark Lord 11 years ago
my eternal happiness is impossible

RiverWings13 9 years ago
I Pressed The Button

CisHetShitlord 9 years ago
Close the windows if you are feeling chilly. Jeez, kids these days can't do anything.
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Mike Johnson 11 years ago
Downside?

SELI-chan 12 years ago
Good morning, Desert Bluffs!

bigredhead 10 years ago
People pressed the button?!?!?!?!? They should burn in hell!

TheSnitch479 11 years ago
I always smile anyways lol

Aarieboy 7 years ago
How is this happiness then???

Kirbwiz2076 10 years ago
Had to push it.... I want to get out of my crippling depression. Also it would be "FUN"!

nutly 11 years ago
that so cruel

MadysonLeDonne 8 years ago
25% of people have no soul.

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago
We live in a world where some people deserve to rot in hell, yet I won't let the innocent suffer for my sake.
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