You can change any one thing in your life
but
But you can only do it once, and it takes five years off of your life-span
I will not


sansundertale.3 months ago
* "I wish for infinite wishes that can change anything." Button: "Kay that's five years off your life." "I wish for 5 more years of my life." Button: "...Damn he got me."

Strrg9 years ago
Step 1: add number of wishes of your choosing +1 Step 2: wish for the things you want Step 3: add back the lost years + 5 (for the step 3 wish) CONGRATULATIONS! You have (X) and your original lifespan!

EarthPenguin8624 months ago
Clearly Buttonpresser25678 hasn't seen the Lazarbeam video
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RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
i want all my wishes to come true... and besides, God's gonna come back in 25ish years or so, what difference is 5 years gonna make?

EarthPenguin8624 months ago
9 years have passed and no signs yet buddy
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Jimmy Tortellini12 years ago
I want to... add 6 years to my life-span.

Moina2 years ago
Boooooooooring, what you should do is give yourself infinite godlike reality bending abilities that you will use to give yourself an infinite lifespan while you rule over all
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Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
Wait so your like an animigous from Harry Potter I mean most of the animigui die young like Sirius, James, petigrew, and lupin

Braxbro7 years ago
Change the fact that I can only change one thing to be able to change three. Give myself immortality, practically infinite money, and use the third for the ability to do this.

Coaster8 years ago
1. Infinite wishes. 2. Add infinite years to my lifespan. 3. Enjoy your free woshes!

Coaster8 years ago
Wishes*

swedishlego8 years ago
I'll add a medicine that gives me 10 extra years to my life and infinite wishes.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
Just add infinite wishes they come true to your life!

Davd9 years ago
Aight. True love or secret billionaire. It's not how long you live; that's just a number. It's what you do with your life that matters.

GrandmaBBQ9 years ago
Yeah that's great and all but if I live forever? I have forever to do all that and then some . . . and then some more, soooo . . .

Nick Jaworski12 years ago
i'd add some zeros to my bank accounts. i think that's worth five years

Mrpooperman7 years ago
Your bank account would still b 0 ur poor lmao
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Zachary Adams12 years ago
What if you wanted to change how many years you will live?

shadowflight6669 years ago
I'd change the fact that I can only change one thing

Marioman24014 years ago
I will change a fact that i pressed this button.

Ruzi Pony12 years ago
I would happily give away 5 years of MY lifespan if only my beloved pets would get that addad to theirs (and live them healthy) ... as rodents they tend to pass away at 2.5 years. :( <3

GalladeMapper8 years ago
I will go to the Pokemon world.

Soggywaffles7 years ago
I would have made myself have super powers! Be all like pew, pew, pew, and like , whooosh!!!!

Pineapples9 years ago
I would press it and change my life so that i have the super power to copy and paste. Nice 50 dollar note there may aswell copy that 10000000 times and boom

loganator359 years ago
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
I think it's worth it to invent a cloning machine.

Trexsol11 months ago
it is a power that you have, clicking this button doesn't activate it, it gives it to you. no downsides.

MaximumDonutOverload10 years ago
Change death, bitch.

Demon19878 years ago
I want all my wishes to become true

Alexthecat474 years ago
My one thing is that all people that want to be different genders, instantly become that gender and can change back if they want to.

YamiYugi10 years ago
I'll just change my life span

Mekoo8 years ago
change that i can change infinite things and one thing would be add 5 years to my life span

Xavier H. North12 years ago
I would make myself straight.

NinteN9 years ago
What's infinity minus five? Infinity!!

Nasos7 years ago
Fuck my life span I want cookies

lh00009 years ago
i want to be able to have no limits to what how many/ how much of my life i can change

2Fab4U Asuna9 years ago
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Buttonpresser256787 years ago
Take the number pie off your life wait wait I just broke my brain

Quack-Peep10 years ago
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[email protected]9 years ago
i want to...have unlimited life with my friends and family

legenday_loop-man3 years ago
make myself a god

WBGrock9 years ago
i would win the billion dollar lottery.

FanaticUniversalist4 years ago
I choose to change my biological sex. Women live longer so five years off my life-span are compensated.

Kyle Robinson12 years ago
Become immortal and never age.

9manny999 years ago
I want to add the ability to never show aging past 50.

dude, maybe?9 years ago
o.ooooooo is still 0

DestroyerOfTime7 years ago
I"d add 100 million years to my life and become invincible

Shafie12119 years ago
My dick

The_Bird218 years ago
I think I"d probably wish to be just like Tony Stark without he superhero duties. I could eventually invent immortality. Sooooooo bam.

James gammon9 years ago
Have more than five years life span

goodman10 years ago
Well I would become super smart to create the cure for death

Dogizmaster9 years ago
I'll change my lifespan to 5 days longer than the universe will last.

Bradinator3434 years ago
Actually being with someone I love is worth spending 5 years. *Presses button so hard it breaks*

YamiYugi10 years ago
I'll just change my life span

honeybEE8 years ago
If it only happens once, then it can only take 5 years off my life once, so not such a big loss

Probrorule6 years ago
I want to be immortal

Timo Brouwer12 years ago
Be happy forever.
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