Will You Press The Button?

TrueComment 3 years ago

Immortality is a truly harsh idea, even with immortal friends.

MLGLoopHoles 11 years ago

JUSTIN BIEBER 4 EVER?!?!?! OH HELL NO!

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Just throw him in a volcano or launch him into space. He can't die, but he can't be annoying anymore

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Rebellion598 10 years ago

But that means we have to live and put up with the same assholes we're dealing with now but for an eternity. No thanks.

BobDobbs 9 years ago

Yeah, it doesn't say anything about everyone staying healthy. Given infinity, this'll eventually be a planet of people that are practically vegetables. Then a planet"s worth of people floating through the void of space. Forever.

Ben Michael Bentley 13 years ago

death is sad but necessary. as hard as it is it to admit living forever would just be depressing.your body would slowly deteriorate and nothing would be the same as when you grew up.youd end up depressed and no way to end it considering no one can die

slhammer 4 years ago

that"s when everybody is immortal when the people your friends withe are always alive it"s awesome

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MorganKrause 10 years ago

no evolution

Miss Marshmello 10 years ago

What if after a while (when old) you could become a baby again ? And live life all over again but never die you just keep growing over and over again

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

You wouldn't really enjoy anything as much. As nothing will be a once a lifetime experience.

joshjones360 10 years ago

Sex for days

Burnt_Python_58 10 years ago

The thing about immortality it's not about living forever it's living with yourself forever

robbazviking 21 11 years ago

no accidental children for the win it say's no procreation meaning no making kids but sex is just fine because it involves it for fun so #loophole

menasay 11 years ago

Well, I guess all the sex you want without condoms so... WIN.

Hyltran 5 years ago

Trust me you still want to use a condom.

RedVexeD 10 years ago

No thanks. You never said we didn't age.... Or get sick. Besides, if there were no kids, I"d be out of work...

Chara_the_Demon 11 years ago

Death is too... important... to destroy with a silly button. :)

HOUSEMD7 10 years ago

I meant not to press

xXshadow_slayerXx 2 years ago

Man, I’ll press it later

Esteban Lopez 13 years ago

there are too many people on the planet anyway

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease 8 years ago

no. bad ppl will come along and kill amost all of the ppl

portaljack98 11 years ago

Have you seen that season of torchwood where no body could die and the world went into crisis.

Nakir4 11 years ago

Good times

Haikorain 9 years ago

There is an anime with this premise

dearergoose 11 years ago

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

usoutlaw 10 years ago

hmm not shure im ok with never having children

KidScion 11 years ago

If no one dies then what is the point of life? Are we not here to do what we can with what little time we are here?

Etriton 11 years ago

# overpopulation! #NO

Miint_Tea 5 years ago

Doesn't that mean that my arch nemesis would still be alive?

Fancypants 9 years ago

Nope you would suffer of pain so no

GATIN 11 years ago

only if this was real and i could use meh powers to go back in time and bring some people to this time.............

Jessica Duff 13 years ago

The vast majority of the human population (myself included) would HATE to be immortal! Also, no-body would get to be a parent anymore! If you ask me, pressing the button is an act of cruelty in this case!

Awesomepanda1 11 years ago

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BenStudiosFTW 11 years ago

By bad luck you mean absolutely nothing happening, wow, am i unlucky!

PandaKONRI 10 years ago

Like What. ??? Who the fuck would do that Like 2000 years later everyone would know everyone

kid_toucher 2 years ago

noah should hawk taua milo

I'm the best 11 years ago

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Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago

so i have literally all the time in the world to learn everything aboat anything and so does everyone el-wait do i age

Cass Max Arbol 13 years ago

People get worse generations after generations. Let's think again.

FinalGamer0628 8 years ago

Where is the upside?

Riflescoop 9 years ago

ummm, sex without babies? COOL!!!

temporaryusernam 10 years ago

hey no condoms

KonTiki 11 years ago

The procreation is the way of the evolution...

BLU Medic 11 years ago

Zat would put me out of business!

Kris_y 4 years ago

Gosh no, I hate to much my professors

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