You get your dream job with a million dollar salary.
but
You have to go to college for 20 years.
I will not


Pyorolast year
my dream job is arguing with people on twitter, please argue with me here on push the button

Morganisanoob6 months ago
that is such a stupid job, you should be ashamed! and also trying to start an arguement????

JimiTTB9 years ago
Who says you have to show up to lessons or pass it? You've got your dream job already, just go to college and offer to be an unpaid assistant for twenty years.

Erererererererer7 years ago
Start collage when your 10 then you’ll be rich by the time your 31

Pyorolast year
college*

Jdarrooney7 years ago
Its basically studying medicine

tastybacon59 years ago
what if my dream job was getting one billion dollars and not going to college or working?

SassiCassi8 years ago
That"s not really a job....
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Gabriel Blue Hansen12 years ago
Never said I had to pass ANY classes, so...

ACTIONACE7 years ago
Never said you"re goin back home, so you"re staying in college for 20 years literally IN college
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Bhavya8 years ago
No downside.

William Bishop12 years ago
Here's the thing: College professor.

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
Nice thinking, professor.
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Danielle Benson12 years ago
BRING IT ON BITCHES

Noah Nelson12 years ago
never said i have to attend classes

TheSeceratary9 years ago
"Who's that creep in the bushes?" "Don't mind him, he just stays on campus. They say he never leaves."

Kyle Smyth12 years ago
Isn't this real life?

JanelMalimban8 years ago
FUCK COLLEGE

BallisticBeats059 years ago
I'm pressing it because I'll be rich 😇

Lemuenlast year
I love learning so why not

unwheptlamma10 years ago
B4 or after i get the job

asdvie9 years ago
Fuck NO!! i hate school

JayKaytheAwesomeOne9 years ago
You're in grade school, aren't you?

Ponypiggy4 years ago
i hate godamn college

Faith Darling12 years ago
It never said anything about having to pass,which college,course,and for SURE didn't say the job had to be existant~ Hehe,gettin' paid to live~

GridzbiSpudvetch8 years ago
a million dollars per what? month? year? eternity?

VictoryVictini7 years ago
I almost killed myself after two. You could give me anything and everything I wanted and it still wouldn't be enough to sway me.

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago
Never said I couldn't brutly murder everyone!

Avatardeath20659 years ago
Pshyco

UndeadGamer9 years ago
What if my dream job is to be a professor At a collage

skippy and me9 years ago
you can take one class a semester. And it can be something like ping pong.

Prajwal_Pastey4 months ago
My job would be traveling the whole world 🌍

Cool_Cop5710 years ago
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oliviaruiz8 years ago
i will pay off all the teachers 1000 each weak to leave school for a weak

Deezbuns4 years ago
I could be the smartest person ever

Skylar Brennan10 years ago
I already am a college professor, so the downside is invalid. ;-)

nataliemichaelis8 years ago
Imagine how far in debt youd go in though bcuz of student loans

SparkleButt9 years ago
I think I could get my dream job without that much college

Liny619 years ago
Well done for all the people how things that is dump Juts like all of us

anonymous919 years ago
go to college for 20 years no bad thing if I never have to attend any classes ;)

Deepdark479 years ago
Fuck college

Zaedalus7 years ago
No down side

jkmc12059 years ago
It's worth it!

lazoreffect8 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/426085/stats This is a good one

Rainbow Slash9 years ago
Never said we had to do classes

TheRealRandylast year
downside?

maxashley3310 years ago
lol downside-?

tidusalbery9 years ago
SUPER SMART? YEAH!!!!!!!

Dark224 years ago
ever heard of living life of a fucking successful human being

Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm in college. It's weird

phandomtrash278 years ago
2 words: collage dropout :)

TimmyTheHobo7 years ago
How often do I receive my million? Every year? Month? Decade? Century? Millineum? Second? Minute? Hour? Day? Week? Month? Season?

Camille Diaz12 years ago
Im doing this anyways. SO Shrug.

tyer12459 years ago
I can be smart and my dream job is being a good YouTube so win/win

bxballer9 years ago
I want to go to collage but i dont know about 20 years but i always say i could get expelled all 20 years

Thomas639 years ago
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Garrett1189 years ago
Creepy. That's fake. I hate it too Oplayer1
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Melancholy4 months ago
Doctor Speedrun
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