"so what are you in prison for?"
"ah you know, eating donuts"
UltimateSpaghettore7 years ago
Me: I ate a donut
Cop: thats 5 years more for spelling donut out loud(that was a joke) incorrectly.
Me: ok boomer
Cop: wha-
Me: *pulls out donut gun* DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU COME WITH ME!
Prisoners and cop: *gasp*
That, that sounds like a very credible solution to world peace, besides there are other things to eat besides donuts
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VoidStorm8 years ago
Two negatives
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KassidySpencer8 years ago
HELL FUCKING NO
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USGC8 years ago
Lose lose
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TeedsDeeEm9 years ago
The Simpson"s would die off and Canada is better than America so....
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Hamburger Guy10 years ago
Canada is great I'll just eat cream brulles if u dont know what that is then u have no life.... Oh shit i just realized this applies to Polish donuts im not pressing it.
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keepcalmandsail10 years ago
Tim Hortons
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MagentaDinosaurNerd10 years ago
They have it pretty good up there. On a global scale, we'd have achieved world peace and work towards a better environment while only sacrificing donuts. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. (the advertisement right above me currently is one for Dunkin' Donuts...what a coincidence)
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