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you will become the greatest pirate in all 7 seas
but
you will always be alone and you're alergic to alcohol and drugs
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Maharid 10 months ago
A pirate without a crew? Hor sad and lame it is?

duckbutt 11 years ago
i dont drink alcohol or do drugs anyways (^_^)

ILOVEEATINGALLTHEYUMMYPIES last year
coward
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CharlesJansson 9 years ago
Its more then 7 seas! halloooooooooooo?

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Philippine Sea, Bering Sea, Barents Sea, Sea of Azov, Sea of Marmara, East China Sea, South China Sea, Coral Sea, etc. There"s so many seas!
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aproy 11 years ago
I don't want to be Somali.

Toot 9 years ago
But you cannot consume alchohol and teh devils lettuce on this christian minecraft server

Krusek 9 years ago
I can still act like Jack Sparrow.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
And he needs his crew. That’s why he came to where the main character and the princess were
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Brookes Gafeney 13 years ago
Then what's the point?

StabbyTheRaccoon 6 years ago
I don't know if it acured to you but ah ~ r u m i s a l c o h o l ~
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ziagrace 9 years ago
why be a pirate, if there is no booze?

CharlesJansson 9 years ago
No rom? Shit....

UltraSnivy14 11 years ago
Well then there's more Rum for my.... wait I don't have anyone else on ship with me. Crap.

Fodgecake 9 years ago
For your robot runing on alcool combustion?

Thraxicus 11 years ago
A life of livin' free, a life out on the sea...

Rabbitsrule04 11 years ago
i don't feel like being alone..

LilT 11 years ago
Yes me to
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Zahreik 9 years ago
But you can do what you want

Riley Myszewski 13 years ago
So you're telling me, I'm a pirate with a depressing curse that causes people to be either repulsed or afraid of me? This is some Disney movie based....

avalisawesome 11 years ago
who cares i wouldn't want alcohol or drugs anyway and i am a lone wolf so yeah B3

Doomed Shadow 11 years ago
Bu..bu... but i need my rum! Ahh fuck this! Naval Action IRL here I come!

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Dont like pirates anyway except Jack Sparrow.

NinjaEmboar 10 years ago
Drugs and excessive alcohol are bad, so the "but" is actually an upside!

Oblivion__ 9 years ago
It"s an upside to always be alone?

M2Lit 8 years ago
I’m gonna say no

ZeButton 11 years ago
Adventuarr

RandomDude420 10 years ago
I don't want to be a pirate.

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago
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Isis Stellwagen 13 years ago
Could've! But didn't!

NotYourTypicalPerson 10 years ago
I don't even want to do drugs or drink alcohol anyways.

ZeusOmega11 11 years ago
there are more then 7 seas hears a few Oceans and Seas The following table lists the world's oceans and seas, according to area and average depth, including the Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Indian Ocean, Southern Ocean, Mediterranean Sea, Arctic Ocea... [Show full comment]

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago
Who cares if your allergic to alcohol and drugs

DoctorDonna 11 years ago
Tecnically, everyone is allergic to alcohol and drugs.

dick_pingler 3 years ago
i wish banban was real :<

Blank72 11 years ago
being "alergic" to alcohol and drugs is a good thing

ChristineKellyCanlog 10 years ago
Do people know there doing? Being allergic to drugs and alcohol would be world peace!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 7 years ago
Be lonely✔ Dont do drugs✔ Dont drink✔ This is basically just benefitting me.

MLG no-Scoper 11 years ago
then there's no point

Ctr48033 10 years ago
"Alergic" may I ask what is Al activated by?

Strrg 11 years ago
I'm already alone. Also don't do drugs.

EudGenius 10 years ago
Yar-r-r! ©Mighty Pirate™

scarecrow1339 11 years ago
And what is the upside..?

V3GETA 11 years ago
YAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

radmad 11 years ago
Allergic to alcohol anyway.

Cullen Forklift Sheehy 13 years ago
lol pirates are lame anyways

Snowy The Dragon 10 years ago
Do I get a cockatoo instead of a parrot?

gklom1 10 years ago
drugs also is medicine

Block_Light 11 years ago
Give me all the booty, all of it!!!

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
either an allergic blackbeard or an allergic francis drake?

0megaTempest 11 years ago
But I'm still a pirate and every pirate requires a crew

Kamefoo 11 years ago
I would be a sober pirate on solo adventures. That's like, my dream.

Horde_Of_One 8 years ago
I dont drink, or take drugs and im already a lonely, useless pleb so whats there to lose?

DeadpoolsShadoww 11 years ago
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OmegaGroudon 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago
This guy"s a druggie 100% WHO AGREES WITH ME wait i already answered this

The Camel King 12 years ago
1 i dont want to be a pirate 2 i dont do drugs or alchohol
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