Will You Press The Button?

COOLIOMCGOOLIO 10 years ago

Just start dating her, maybe teach her sign language, it"d be cool to have someone on your side during the vacation. Plus, since it"s every night, that'll make the perfect date spot. And you'll have a million likes on instagram/facebook by dating a faceless woman.

Firefist 2 years ago

But there's a loophole. If she's faceless, she can't see your sign language.

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Kyle Landers 13 years ago

"Hey Mrs.Slender! Did you enjoy Singapore? Oh right, no mouth.... Well I hope you did, tomorrow we're off to Tokyo then the week after Australia!"

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

waddle dees can make sounds without mouths, so a woman talking without a face wouldn't be much weirder

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Bhavya 10 years ago

Not mentioned that she is harmful.

Button Mash1234 11 years ago

Befriend the faceless slenderette and travel the world with her. "Hi, if you don't give me that, I will steal your soul." "Sure.... now your gonna say you're slender." *Mrs Slender pops up* "AHH! DAMN MY TRUST ISSUES!*

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

yes

Yatanay 9 years ago

It would be really scary at first, but then you"d start getting used to it. Plus, she can't harm you.

NESPeon 9 years ago

Then just don't look at the mirror at night. Easy.

Hunter Henderson 13 years ago

IÊ»d imagine that eventually the scare factor would wear off. Like that episode of Spongebob where the Flying Dutchman lives at SpongebobÊ»s house while his boat is being repaired.

Kingkeil 9 years ago

Don't look just sleep

Jack Little 13 years ago

I would name her squishy, and she would be mine, and she would be my squishy

Mister-E 9 years ago

I'm imagining an anthropomorphic jellyfish woman now. It turns me on. Why?

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Starseedchild 8 years ago

I would become friends with her

PartyCrasher203 8 years ago

It doesn’t say they will kill you you can be there best friend for all you know

AsiaBasiaPOKEMON 8 years ago

I hallucinate enough I don't want to hallucinate more

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

it never says she's bad or a murderer. I would do my best to invite her with me, and just go on an adventure with her. I've always been a proponent of trying to be friends with horror monsters. I don't get afraid of things like that. sometimes i fap to it,... [Show full comment]

charizard_ 9 years ago

Yeah I would probably get used to her I try to make friends with ghosts too as long as they don't intentionally want to hurt me

Sumthintuf 9 years ago

Hello c h i l d

tlguy 10 years ago

tham is so creeppy

I'm A Markiplite 10 years ago

If they don't touch me or try to kill me, I'll just invite them inside to hang out

gamrejess13597 10 years ago

actually yah as long as she did not kill me i would accept that

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Eww gross

Cole Tanaka 13 years ago

I'll make her my best firend

Blake Walker 13 years ago

Somebody wants the D bigtime.

Haleigh Benson 13 years ago

Sounds awesome!

Luis Corrales 13 years ago

sounds like slendermans wife

Vachelee Nunez 13 years ago

She invites herself in my room she wants the d?

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

I'd probably try to make friends with her

FireQueen173 5 years ago

Make her you best friend!

TheGreedDealer115 10 years ago

Someone call the cops or pass me my guns

arwell 9 years ago

Wanna watch a movie mam

SewerRatt 10 years ago

Why the fuck would anyone want this?

Lolwutbuttons 11 years ago

Oh hell no.Ain't nobody got time for dat

axolotl lord 11 years ago

It would get kind of boring constantly on holiday for the rest of you're life with no escape...#deep

Tezzie199 10 years ago

If she"s outside close the curtains on that bitch! If she"s in your mirror, just don't look on the mirror. XD

wampiregui 11 years ago

Fapping would be impossible

Rakeem123 7 years ago

I mean I"d know it was a consequence sooo.... come in it"s cold outside

Kidlatkid56 10 years ago

Free Vacation with Friend

I_Only_Love_Kokomi 2 years ago

tell the s'taff to cover my mirro'''ws

johny c0ugar 10 years ago

Do i get to sleep with her to hawiia then

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago

I would be listening to creepypasta or watching horror movies and if she won't leave I would throw popcorn at her then ask her if she wanted to join

hellcat57 8 years ago

I would pet here

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JazzimoX 9 years ago

My goodness! Like a nightmare every night!

MajesticCookie 11 years ago

hm, ill make her my bff or i don't have to look in the mirror. My phone has a camera so ha! ill cover up the mirror closing my eyes or make someone else cover up the mirror.

RLDBeastguy64 11 years ago

Fap only when she's around, then she leaves!

RLDBeastguy64 11 years ago

I'd be the Sexorcist!

Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 9 years ago

I need a friend

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